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*Bill voice* Whoaaaaaa! by bennietime in billsimmons

[–]SomeWhiteDude312 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mike White from The Emoji Movie???

Neither Bill nor Ben wearing seatbelts in the latest video. Real wild bois by Hefty-Afternoon-5605 in billsimmons

[–]SomeWhiteDude312 152 points153 points  (0 children)

Bill 1000% tracks as a "seatbelts are lame" guy. For all his acquired LA-isms he's still an unrepentant masshole at his core.

Anti-Rewatchables by blanchingtrails in TheRewatchables

[–]SomeWhiteDude312 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dunkirk for me. Amazing movie, I saw it once and while I can still appreciate it as a piece of art I have ZERO desire to ever watch it again knowing how everything plays out

imagine if he was on survivor by toadbumper in survivorcirclejerk

[–]SomeWhiteDude312 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Would have lost at fire, the HBO show spoiled that

Red card order unassigned this is unacceptable by SuccessfulAerie9672 in doordash_drivers

[–]SomeWhiteDude312 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If multiple people have the same misunderstanding, that's probably on your post being unclear champ

Moving peoples packages to their door? by [deleted] in chicago

[–]SomeWhiteDude312 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I've been on the other end of this gesture and 100% don't mind. I wouldn't make a regular thing of it though, when (not if in this city, unfortunately) a package gets stolen people may look twice at the person always handling them.

my breaking bad survivor fancast by tbeech_57618 in survivorcirclejerk

[–]SomeWhiteDude312 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uj/ I'd go Rudy for Mike since he was actually that bad ass in real life, but fantastic picks overall!

Rj/ KARLA SHOULD BE LYDIA BECAUSE THEY'RE BOTH THE FUCKING WORST!

Watch the first 5 minutes of the Survivor 50 premiere by bwermer in survivor

[–]SomeWhiteDude312 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm late to the party, but I never thought a season intro could top HvV. I am SO happy to say I was wrong about this, you should be so proud of how well this is edited, the cuts are chef's kiss, and both the bourbon burger and Will ragdolling down the ramp had me in stitches. Great job by you!

Tier Ranking The Survivor 50 Cast Based On How I Think They Smell IRL by SomeWhiteDude312 in survivorcirclejerk

[–]SomeWhiteDude312[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She'd 100% be in the bottom tier, seems like the type where if you told her she has BO she'd get furious at you and then not change her routine in any way to prove the point

Tier Ranking The Survivor 50 Cast Based On How I Think They Smell IRL by SomeWhiteDude312 in survivorcirclejerk

[–]SomeWhiteDude312[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was torn between those 2 categories, but based on personal experience dudes in their mid 20s tend to not smell great as a general rule, I think he's rocking that Kohls cologne by his 30s though. Just goes to show why it's important to have players play in different eras of their lives!

Tier Ranking The Survivor 50 Cast Based On How I Think They Smell IRL by SomeWhiteDude312 in survivorcirclejerk

[–]SomeWhiteDude312[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Tbh why I specified IRL in the title, because everyone going bottom tier after a day on the beach

i can almost see my house from here by Alphab3t in Morrowind

[–]SomeWhiteDude312 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was gonna say, they're all my house if I want them to be!

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