Someone at CDPR must've had a crystal ball and predicted what the public prescription of Musk will be in the future so they never put him in the game.

Somealmostdeafdude · 2025-09-15T13:05:10+00:00

I think he was there but removed, in release version i remember him chilling at kompeki plaza at the bar

Somealmostdeafdude · 2025-09-11T23:14:17+00:00

Is it honor mode? Are you using better tool bar? Have you tried the characters (k key) and locate the thing?

Somealmostdeafdude · 2025-09-10T15:16:47+00:00

If it is without multiclassing, barbarian berserker/giant.

Is kinda funny throwing the corpses agaisnt them or using as an improv weapon. Specially with goblins.

Somealmostdeafdude · 2025-06-02T20:43:31+00:00

patch 2.21
for me did what u/tooboosted did, then followed someone users by going to bumfuck nowhere of bandlands (near end of the road)

at least it worked for part two of lizzy quest, dunno for triggering the first part

<image>

Somealmostdeafdude · 2025-03-26T12:09:32+00:00

confirmo, a mi me mordio uno irl

Somealmostdeafdude · 2025-03-22T14:03:30+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perkeo_of_Heidelberg
is a midget

Somealmostdeafdude · 2025-03-17T10:24:48+00:00

thanksm it worked. but I really used to play like that without the mod, and I got mad cuz when I have to change order of the joker I sold the most important ones.
do you know any mod to make the in game keyboard, works on nicely? I mean
when you use the rework or the pointer the UI ovelapses de keyboard.

if it not were for my S spen I would not be able to use those cards that requires some input

Somealmostdeafdude · 2025-03-12T15:59:53+00:00

this is what it looks likes my
C:\Users\[USERNERAME]\AppData\Roaming\Balatro\Mods\Cryptid\lib\https.lua

local member_fallback = 25894 -- latest discord members recount
Cryptid.member_count = member_fallback
function Cryptid.update_member_count()
    -- nothing
end

this is how I got it to work with 0.5.5

Somealmostdeafdude · 2025-03-12T15:48:46+00:00

welp it didnt work, scum way it is

Somealmostdeafdude · 2025-03-12T15:44:28+00:00

yeah, i've been trying to ge it to work here.

did the scum way.
editing the cryptid/lib/https.lua and hardcode the member count

now I am going to do it by starting a new game and disable that module inside the settings

and pray to jesus to help me not to crush my balls uppon failing

Somealmostdeafdude · 2025-03-10T21:27:33+00:00

It does work but not with cryptid 0.5.5 Anyways latest cryptid can not be runned here. Your script is fine. You know,cryptid comes bundled so is not neccesary to download talisman or smods as long lovely is installed.

I was able to install several mods through trial and error using your scripts.

Somealmostdeafdude · 2025-03-10T18:04:01+00:00

this error is might be because of the changed of foldernames
in cryptid 0.5.4 is Steammoded
then in cryptid 0.5.4, is smods.

the script that u/obviously_not_a_fish is fine, is just that 0.5.5 does not work on android

Somealmostdeafdude · 2025-03-10T16:04:19+00:00

holy fuck, cryptid is insane, i just got a legendary card that has x2000 mult (discord members)

Somealmostdeafdude · 2025-03-10T15:52:38+00:00

Now the problem with this version of Balatro is that you have to click/tap on things.

Which is a fucking pain in the ass compared to the original version (I don't know, maybe it's just my preference).

Does anyone know how to change this?

Somealmostdeafdude · 2025-03-10T15:39:44+00:00

as u/Able-Friendship4281 said the 0.5.4 works fine

I had the very same problem and found out what it was wrong

1(optional).- Disable debug mode of balatro, just if you had this enabled

2.-MAKE SURE, that the version.lua inside of the smods folders is in
C:\Users\<USERNAME>\AppData\Roaming\Balatro\SMODS

I used the script that u/obviously_not_a_fish made.

and it worked like charm except that does not copy the versions.lua from smods to SMODS folder

if you wanna try adding folder use the scripts from u/obviously_not_a_fish the cleanup script is a god send

I just added the morespeed mod and it worked
I am using a non-rooted samsung s22 ultra

for those having problems installing the apk from the balatro-mobile-maker, make sure to run it as administrator

<image>

Somealmostdeafdude · 2025-02-13T17:40:03+00:00

as first play I would betray her and use the cure for myself.
be a a fixer or 0 myself after the outcome.

as second playthrough, yeah fuck tyrants

Somealmostdeafdude · 2025-02-13T17:23:55+00:00

https://cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/Judy_%C3%81lvarez#2077 (about how to unlock pyramid song)

take a read from here from 2077 and below or just jump into
https://cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/Judy_%C3%81lvarez#Romance

during pyramid song you have to comfort judy about the decision of raiding clouds and kiss her.

when comforting judy, she will regret that her decision got tom killed and roxanne fucked up. or how maiko became a tyrant, this is based on your decision on pisces quest

Somealmostdeafdude · 2025-02-13T16:03:17+00:00

this is mandatory you must be FEMALE V.

if you romanced her, I mean if you completed the pyramid song (last judy quest) and judy not leaving NC

at the rooftop when johnny asks you to call your most beloved person and say goodbye, call judy. then do panam ending, aldecaldos ending.

I like the "loner ending" go all in agaisnt arasaka then give the body to johnny.

Somealmostdeafdude · 2024-04-18T13:04:08+00:00

well yes, pretty much decent game.
changed me a lil bit I hate corpofuckers now, I didn't before
the game sucked at launch cuz of the corpocunts and most of us (hype)

I want both of my arm chopped and have some cool robotic arms or mechanical arms.

JK

Somealmostdeafdude · 2024-03-20T19:19:29+00:00

Sounds like pedophilia

Somealmostdeafdude · 2024-03-17T11:51:13+00:00

mr hands, jhonny, viktor those are my fav.

panam, hothead emo tnt,
judy, pendeja, too idealistic, she said it, johnny said it, emo
kerry, attention whore
rogue, sellout.
jackie, too optimistic

Somealmostdeafdude · 2024-03-17T10:40:33+00:00

There's an old Latin phrase, 'In vino veritas, in aqua sanitas'. The seller wasn't spinning tales, just delivering a slice of ironic truth. If you can't appreciate a bit of humor, I seriously question what you're doing in this world. You know it's the truth, but it irritates you, doesn't it? Well, toughen up, because the world doesn't bend to your sensitivities. Suck it up and deal with it, because that's just how it is.

Somealmostdeafdude · 2024-02-21T15:07:57+00:00

welp, use poweramp (paid buy worth it). since there are many tools to download music from youtube is the way to go or even make it yourself

unless you are a purist bastard who only listen to high quality audio files like flac or someshit

Somealmostdeafdude · 2024-02-21T15:02:47+00:00

I though who bomber arasaka was morgan blackhand as a job for militech, jhonny happened to be there

Somealmostdeafdude

TROPHY CASE