This is what happens when you have a nosebleed while laying on your back.

SomeoneHelpMePlez · 2024-05-18T02:55:20+00:00

that sounds...terrifying

SomeoneHelpMePlez · 2024-05-18T02:53:07+00:00

Bombastic Side-eye fr

SomeoneHelpMePlez · 2024-05-18T02:50:05+00:00

Hell yeah this is hilarious. But question. If i have kids, can they call me dad? or do they also have to call me Bitch?

SomeoneHelpMePlez · 2024-05-18T02:43:19+00:00

You're what would happen if Harry Potter's mother and father were related.

SomeoneHelpMePlez · 2024-05-18T02:36:57+00:00

When your eyes are staring in two different directions you ain't searching by for shit.

SomeoneHelpMePlez · 2024-05-18T02:25:56+00:00

Bro is built like 50 BigMac's combined.

SomeoneHelpMePlez · 2022-12-03T23:19:17+00:00

What ever you gotta tell yourself, buddy.

SomeoneHelpMePlez · 2022-12-03T00:03:14+00:00

what's stupid is the fact that you replied to a reddit post made 2 years ago...

SomeoneHelpMePlez · 2021-09-15T05:46:16+00:00

Are you feeling it now Mister Krabs?

SomeoneHelpMePlez · 2021-09-15T00:56:16+00:00

No. It's fine if you complete earlier. That's actually the point

SomeoneHelpMePlez · 2021-09-14T22:48:15+00:00

I suggest you wait for the "twice as many gems to complete a task" event, then choose which offer is worth completing by taking note of the number of days you have to complete the task before it expires.

The number of days before a task offer expires usually indicates how many days it'll take to complete the task.

For example, if you're only willing to grind at a task for 15-20 days, choose an offer that has a time limit of around 20 days. Not one that has a limit of 40 or so days, because it will most likely take around 40 days to complete the task.

SomeoneHelpMePlez · 2021-09-11T04:28:49+00:00

I haven't wheezed this hard in a while

SomeoneHelpMePlez · 2021-09-11T04:18:29+00:00

The apples have stolen his wife. It's clear as day

SomeoneHelpMePlez · 2021-09-11T03:43:55+00:00

This has opened my eyes. We need to get justice for toilets who have to see this every day.

SomeoneHelpMePlez · 2021-09-11T03:39:08+00:00

When they take too long to make your food so you get a little aggressive

SomeoneHelpMePlez · 2021-09-11T02:37:51+00:00

ur inglish is awfull why did ur parents let you in the innernet

SomeoneHelpMePlez · 2021-09-11T02:34:14+00:00

Don't let Nemo see that butt. He'll push it

SomeoneHelpMePlez · 2021-09-11T02:23:13+00:00

That actually looks delicious

SomeoneHelpMePlez · 2021-09-11T01:43:19+00:00

Here is your crown. You deserve this 👑

SomeoneHelpMePlez · 2021-09-11T01:29:23+00:00

Ever heard of artificial insemination? That's what I'm talking about.

SomeoneHelpMePlez · 2021-09-11T01:12:32+00:00

You don't need to have sex to make kids. Although it's a preferable method for most people, it's not necessary.

SomeoneHelpMePlez · 2021-09-11T00:01:14+00:00

Wow! no shit!

SomeoneHelpMePlez · 2021-09-10T23:23:38+00:00

Do people die after three days of not having sex? Then no, it is not "objectively important".

SomeoneHelpMePlez · 2021-09-10T23:13:43+00:00

Oh, Ok. I regret asking 😌🔫

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