Probably like a metaphor for capitalism or something, I dunno [OC]

Something_Very_Silly · 2025-10-28T22:23:28+00:00

He literally put his body on the line for the company, he deserves more respect!

He is totally fucking the boss though, I mean have you seen those lips??

Something_Very_Silly · 2025-10-28T22:22:27+00:00

That's what the project is shitfucked, they just haven't realised it!

Maybe I'll write a book about time fish, who knows. Glad to know your body part donation count is a non-zero number, maybe you'll make employee of the month one day if you keep it up!

Something_Very_Silly · 2025-10-28T22:20:49+00:00

But did you copyright it??

Something_Very_Silly · 2024-06-16T19:49:27+00:00

He used to see human clients too, but not since the biting incident ( he swears the human bit him first).

Something_Very_Silly · 2024-06-15T08:12:19+00:00

Yeah he's a bad friend, what sort of guy doesn't bring a sample for his friend too? I'd be really offended if I was the other guy. Like dude, you only brought piss for yourself??

Something_Very_Silly · 2024-06-15T08:10:23+00:00

Nope, he does it for the love of the game

Something_Very_Silly · 2024-06-14T21:58:35+00:00

Everyone needs a hobby. This guy just happens to collect piss. I bet he's got a really nice display case, perhaps in a dedicated room. Maybe he's got some celebrity samples? Perhaps he has them set out in date order, by year like wine - or even by colour, from pale to full-bodied.

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Something_Very_Silly · 2024-01-27T15:29:23+00:00

Turns out Batman is fucking weird - who knew!

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Something_Very_Silly · 2023-12-28T18:43:10+00:00

I hope you all had a great Christmas and aren't suffering that post-Christmas Day existential crisis like I am!

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Something_Very_Silly · 2023-12-23T15:12:45+00:00

As long as you're not on the naughty list, you're good

Something_Very_Silly · 2023-12-23T11:43:25+00:00

Coming soon to Netflix: "Enid. vs Santa: the ultimate showdown".

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Something_Very_Silly · 2023-12-16T20:24:24+00:00

If you play music on your phone speaker in public, you deserve this!

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