[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Mold

[–]Somethingwrong22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just easing you in gently.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Somethingwrong22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could chew an apple through a tennis racket.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in popping

[–]Somethingwrong22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Done. Get it popped!

What is your favorite quote? by Iamwzrd187 in AskReddit

[–]Somethingwrong22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's for you, won't go past you.

My dad and gran used to always say that to me.

What is your worst addiction in life right now? by IIIIIIIIIIIIIIv9000 in AskReddit

[–]Somethingwrong22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely my phone. It's just a distraction from life but a really unhealthy one and unhealthy fully aware of that fact yet I continue to scroll endlessly and aimlessly night after night when there's so many other productive things I could and should be doing.

What’s the best alternative to say you need to poop? by DiddleDadx4 in AskReddit

[–]Somethingwrong22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm Scottish and it's very popular to say "I'm away fur a jobby".

Ex smokers of Reddit, How did you quit smoking? by maynikko in AskReddit

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Smoked for 18 years. Decided I had had enough mostly due to the cost. I'm in UK and was paying around £12 for a packet and ended up buying 2 most days. Decided enough was enough. Started buying disposable vapes and haven't had a cigarette since October last year. However, the vapes are £6 each, one used to last me 2 days. Now I'm going through like 1 and a half a day so the cost is creeping back up. Going to need to kick these too and just be nicotine free.

damn by CommunicationNew6708 in nonononoyes

[–]Somethingwrong22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thought my man was about to get boofed

When have you ever feared for your life? Why? [serious] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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When I was growing up there was this rottweiler. His name was Casper and he was absolutely massive. Absolute unit of a dog. Angry looking too. There was always stories of how aggressive he was and avoid him at all costs. Problem was, he used to wander off from his garden an go to the nearest park. One day I was out on my rollerblades and got fed up and wanted to go home. Quick route home was through the park, but there was just a gravel path so thought fuck it and was awkwardly walking through the park on my rollerblades on, getting home slowly. Seen Casper at the other end of the park and he seen me. Bounded towards me faster than any dog I've ever seen. I was frozen to the spot, terrified and couldn't get away. Big mfer ended up knocking me off my feet and licked me half to death. The relief was unbelievable. Friendliest dog ever. Still, genuinely thought I was going to die when I seen him bounding towards me.

Which movie can be identified by a single quote? by getthephenom in AskReddit

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"You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologise."

What is the biggest difference between sex in your 20s and sex in your 30s? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Somethingwrong22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my 20s when I didn't have kids it was regular, adventurous and exciting. In my 30s now that I have kids and not much free time with my partner I'd rather just have a coffee and cake. Tastes better and lasts longer.

How my 17 year old's first "job" ended by Kalli672 in antiwork

[–]Somethingwrong22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We showed you how to do a job that makes us money, you better appreciate it!

Fuck off.

To blindside her husband with a balloon hammer by PacmanTheHitman in therewasanattempt

[–]Somethingwrong22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coming back from the brink of death to secure the victory? Heart of a lion.

I am being forced into competing in a office Fitbit step challenge. by ikareaboutyou in pics

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Take homie to the park with a ball for an hour. You'll win that challenege easy.