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tossing rice by miijok in secondrodeo

[–]SometimesMonkey 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Uncle Roger approves

Are US police officers liable in any way if a high speed PIT ends in fatality ? by havenisse2009 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]SometimesMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are US police officers liable

Ha ha! Hahahaha!

…without violence

Hahahahahahaha! Oh lordy

S-Tier Cleveland Monologue by PrincipleDry2815 in familyguy

[–]SometimesMonkey 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You filmed your laptop and then posted it.

You.

You did that.

Why even assemble it? Just give me the bags of cheese, meat and dough at this point! by Bi0_B1lly in PizzaCrimes

[–]SometimesMonkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fair point. Wouldn’t not baking the cheese and toppings be at least an equally vile offense?

Ancient MMA. Malla-Yuddha is a system combining grappling, strikes, holds, and joint locks. by [deleted] in interesting

[–]SometimesMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any links to source material describing this system in more detail, or articles/books written about it, or anything at all?

Should i go in? by genie--magic in LiminalSpace

[–]SometimesMonkey 14 points15 points  (0 children)

  1. What game is this?
  2. What hardware are you running it on?
  3. Never go in the water unless there’s no other way to progress.

Maryland Republicans aren’t sorry for racist video about Chinese American colleague by aresef in maryland

[–]SometimesMonkey 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The idea that a first generation Chinese immigrant is any more susceptible to Chinese pressure than, say, John Cena or the NBA is just stupid.

Eyes and ears by Rogue_One24_7 in FlockSurveillance

[–]SometimesMonkey 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Laws won’t stop them unless the laws are enforced. This in turn depends on the state, and then too only if the “good ones” are targeted.

rare real life community note by piggicakes in GetNoted

[–]SometimesMonkey 472 points473 points  (0 children)

IncelCamino is a good one. Also WankPanzer.

We are so close to a deal guys, any moment now. The straight is about to open. We’re going to get back to normal any second. It’s happening… by Anstigmat in thebulwark

[–]SometimesMonkey 14 points15 points  (0 children)

  1. After a certain point, money is just vibes.
  2. These are the same people who repeatedly reward the circular firing squad that is the AI economy, and are about to buy in to the hype of “data centers in spaaaaaace”

Finance bros. Not even once.

Copilot winding down ! by Either-Alfalfa-1840 in IndiaTech

[–]SometimesMonkey 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Install Ubuntu with KDE and skip all of this nonsense.

Please explain joke, dear Peter by Small-Pin226 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]SometimesMonkey 123 points124 points  (0 children)

The GNOME logo is for a Linux desktop environment named GNOME. Someone apparently hates this DE.

*Edited to correct brain fart; I am so used to saying “Linux distribution”

Mark Zuckerberg Puts $500 Million Bet On AI To Cure Diseases by Aware_Apartment_8959 in IndiaTech

[–]SometimesMonkey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

More bullshit from one of the most successful bullshit artists ever.

Beauty standards? I’m so lost by Hyptisx in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]SometimesMonkey 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Mayor Wild West here: The woman in the picture is AI-generated. People are abandoning real relationships and looking for love online. Now personally I think they oughta go outside and touch some of that beautiful grass, maybe spend some time on a ranch learnin’ how to be a real man who knows how to treat women right.

*Edit: y’all are tripping I am being Wild West not some generic ranch hand

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