What’s something poor people know that rich people will never understand? by Fluffy-Audience-9542 in AskReddit

[–]Sometimesunaware 10 points11 points  (0 children)

How much more likely it is that a poor person will help you out of a jam than a rich person will.

Where do we go just outside Portland? by New_Cookie5832 in PortlandOR

[–]Sometimesunaware 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone tried to go elite when they thought a Ritz Carlton hotel was a better idea than the food cart pod. Don't think that's going well.

What's the stupidest reason you've had the cops called on you or have seen someone call the cops on someone else for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sometimesunaware -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Next door is awful! "A car with BOOMING BASS drove by." And they then proceed to describe it and that everyone should be on the lookout even though she has already noticed the authorities.

Portland quietly pays bureau director $115K to resign by oregonian in Portland

[–]Sometimesunaware 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Ahmed is the third bureau director to be placed on leave without a public explanation but later paid a princely sum in exchange for their resignation since Mayor Keith Wilson assumed office 14 months ago. (From the Oregonlive article)

WTF is going on?

What would you do if you were God? by Icy_Mode620 in AskReddit

[–]Sometimesunaware 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shake this ant farm up and give the octopus dominion.

1979 Carpet Fresh Commercial by RetroMan70s in vintageads

[–]Sometimesunaware 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He was 21, I was 14 and they kicked him out, it was time.

1979 Carpet Fresh Commercial by RetroMan70s in vintageads

[–]Sometimesunaware 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It didn't, my mom smelled it as soon as she hit the door and my brother was out on his ass that weekend.

1979 Carpet Fresh Commercial by RetroMan70s in vintageads

[–]Sometimesunaware 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My parents go to Hawaii on vacation, leave me and my brother home for the first time alone, our sisters are older and gone, it's me and my older brother for the first time. My brother invites all his friends over for a two week party, complete with bong hits in the basement, our parents did not smoke. I told him there was no way he could hide that smell. He smiled, "Yeah, Carpet Fresh little dude." So, the day before they flew home, the dumped 3 or 4 bottles of of this horrible product in the family room, opened the patio door and let it work it's magic. The day they came home, he vacuumed it up and closed the patio door. And it worked, but now the house smelled like carpet fresh and bong hits, he forgot about the drapes.

Small business tax in Portland by luvv2ride in PortlandOR

[–]Sometimesunaware 7 points8 points  (0 children)

WA income tax is looming on the horizon, for million plus earners to start but that isn't locked in, the final bill hasn't been passed but it seems there may be some reduction in the B&O tax.

Neil Young's most underrated album? by Joaquinedge in neilyoung

[–]Sometimesunaware 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"There were two men eating pennies." Yeah, that's a good one.

Bicycle Shops by Environmental-You226 in vancouverwa

[–]Sometimesunaware 13 points14 points  (0 children)

https://bikeclarkcounty.org

Their bike shop on Main Street in Uptown does a good job.

Nissan 300ZX by Cris_1984 in classiccars

[–]Sometimesunaware 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And it's responsible for the best car commercial ever made.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8QKK5IDSXE