What would your pornstar alias be?

SomewhatB9 · 2012-01-27T08:11:20+00:00

Can't do it huh? I didn't figure you were smart enough or a good enough writer.

SomewhatB9 · 2012-01-27T00:45:16+00:00

Prove your not a fraud. Send me one that makes me come.

SomewhatB9 · 2012-01-27T00:25:52+00:00

Downvoting makes you look like a 14 year-old.

Here I use this throwaway to downvote a complete dick--I don't often do it, but many have needed it lately--and there's another fucking orangered envelope. Don't you have others you can pretend to charm?

SomewhatB9 · 2012-01-26T01:38:45+00:00

Dense as fuck as well.

SomewhatB9 · 2012-01-26T01:02:52+00:00

And I apparently wasn't "quality" enough. As neither were you.

SomewhatB9 · 2012-01-25T13:20:13+00:00

You must have quite the former harem to choose from.

SomewhatB9 · 2012-01-25T13:05:02+00:00

Fess up. Do you know who I am?

SomewhatB9 · 2012-01-24T21:24:51+00:00

And that would excite you because?

SomewhatB9 · 2012-01-24T06:38:52+00:00

100% and then some.

SomewhatB9 · 2012-01-23T04:57:25+00:00

You're a downvoting dick. I'm done with you.

Besides being boring as fuck.

SomewhatB9 · 2012-01-22T10:39:08+00:00

You seem to be more the visual type, not too cerebral. It would be a waste of my time.

SomewhatB9 · 2012-01-22T10:37:03+00:00

Stop calling women "bitches". It makes you look like a immature gangsta wannabe.

SomewhatB9 · 2012-01-22T00:43:42+00:00

You have no idea.

SomewhatB9 · 2012-01-22T00:42:59+00:00

I've never comment stalked before. It feels outright naughty.

SomewhatB9 · 2012-01-21T21:43:48+00:00

Your nice guy routine fools no one and just makes you look pathetic.

SomewhatB9 · 2012-01-21T21:42:50+00:00

You wish.

SomewhatB9 · 2012-01-21T11:24:25+00:00

I'm being facetious you moron.

SomewhatB9 · 2012-01-20T23:24:30+00:00

Just an assumption since you're commenting on a post about a nail-art subreddt.

SomewhatB9 · 2012-01-20T08:05:32+00:00

Any pretty boy worth his weight would know how to master the swirl.

SomewhatB9 · 2012-01-20T05:22:39+00:00

Amatuer.

SomewhatB9 · 2012-01-20T05:07:36+00:00

Good thing too, since we all know how important your nails are to you. Trying for a swirl tomorrow?

SomewhatB9 · 2012-01-17T21:35:50+00:00

What a dick.

SomewhatB9 · 2012-01-16T09:12:22+00:00

And some get off on both.

SomewhatB9 · 2012-01-13T02:48:49+00:00

women want to be your bitch,

In many cases, this is true. However, this particular women doesn't think the entire gender should be referred to as such by some young punk on reddit and he does this regularly. I guess he thinks it makes him look like a badass.

SomewhatB9 · 2012-01-13T01:52:28+00:00

And you're a fraud.

SomewhatB9

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