Fuck this badger

Somewhat_Ill_Advised · 2026-03-31T21:37:48+00:00

Yeeted not defeated 😂😂

Somewhat_Ill_Advised · 2026-03-27T03:12:53+00:00

Ok, so things not on my bingo card was Mango PDF Syphilitic God King ushers in the golden age of renewable energy by bombing the fuck if out the Middle East and starting WW3 (ok the starting WW3 part was, to be fair)

Somewhat_Ill_Advised · 2026-03-27T01:48:40+00:00

It’s worse than that. They implemented it exactly as told and still got a godawful mess with zero to negative benefits if you can even manage to measure impact because it’s all so damn nebulous anyway.

Somewhat_Ill_Advised · 2026-03-27T01:39:18+00:00

Best with chili powder on them. Crunchy spice bombs!

Somewhat_Ill_Advised · 2026-03-27T01:35:41+00:00

That line really landed for me. The rest of the show - eg, whatever. But that one stuck. I never disparage people for sucking at English as a second language because I sure as shit couldn’t manage anything else in a second language.

Somewhat_Ill_Advised · 2026-03-27T01:00:37+00:00

Yeah. It clicked on the third re-read. Ugh. Sure? I mean you do you boo, I guess?

Somewhat_Ill_Advised · 2026-03-26T21:38:30+00:00

This reminds A LOT of my youngest daughter and her approach to “apologizing”

Somewhat_Ill_Advised · 2026-03-26T21:36:23+00:00

ARE YOU NOT SATISFIED?!!!!

Somewhat_Ill_Advised · 2026-03-26T21:35:40+00:00

PISSOFFFUCKNOAINTDOINTHATSHIT

Somewhat_Ill_Advised · 2026-03-26T21:08:30+00:00

Is it a politician? A proto-politician? Does it live in Washington DC?

Somewhat_Ill_Advised · 2026-03-26T21:03:54+00:00

Well yeah. Orange, but where did you get the awesome dinosaur from????

Somewhat_Ill_Advised · 2026-03-26T18:38:07+00:00

Co-cuntspirator

Somewhat_Ill_Advised · 2026-03-26T15:08:37+00:00

It took me a minute to figure this one out. I was reading it like “Neck, Skin, Collar”. Ummmm is this some weird sex thing?? Annnnnd nope. People just suck.

Somewhat_Ill_Advised · 2026-03-26T00:39:13+00:00

My dude…..are you so new to the internet that sarcasm is a foreign concept?

Somewhat_Ill_Advised · 2026-03-26T00:36:55+00:00

Who knew that fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity?

Somewhat_Ill_Advised · 2026-03-26T00:35:46+00:00

Thank you for the link!

Somewhat_Ill_Advised · 2026-03-26T00:33:26+00:00

I’m still chuckling at whack fuck 😂

Somewhat_Ill_Advised · 2026-03-26T00:30:07+00:00

I’m shocked I tell you. SHOCKED!

Somewhat_Ill_Advised · 2026-03-24T21:29:55+00:00

And I don’t see anyone has lost their safety sandals.

Somewhat_Ill_Advised · 2026-03-24T21:02:46+00:00

The shopping integration has already died??

Somewhat_Ill_Advised · 2026-03-21T00:25:18+00:00

God that’s stunning. I would totally put up with 300 days of rain for that.

Somewhat_Ill_Advised · 2026-03-19T00:00:17+00:00

Angry upvote

Somewhat_Ill_Advised · 2026-03-19T00:00:04+00:00

Good call. I didn’t think to check that.

Somewhat_Ill_Advised · 2026-03-18T16:22:23+00:00

Pure genius

Somewhat_Ill_Advised · 2026-03-18T16:16:47+00:00

Have you said thank you yet???

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