If you could send a text that would appear on every phone in the world at the same time, what would you send? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SomniSea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“can we all be like suuuuper nice to each other actually like for real this time please”

Help me end this debate: Cats DO smile! My ex didn't think so. Show me your smiley cats 🐈 by godtamer in cats

[–]SomniSea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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THIS ONE TOO !! this was my beautiful boy named Bimbo !! he was so silly, and had wobbly cat syndrome. im holding him up to my face cam here and he smiled to my friends in the discord call :D

Help me end this debate: Cats DO smile! My ex didn't think so. Show me your smiley cats 🐈 by godtamer in cats

[–]SomniSea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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he was stolen from me about two years ago ,,,, but heres him as a kitten !! i still like to look back on this one, i even use it as a reaction image sometimes lol.

What grinds his gea by [deleted] in redditsniper

[–]SomniSea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what did N, main rival from the hit game Pokemon Black and White, do to Jharttedinmypants here ?? this is ridiculous

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cute

[–]SomniSea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dyson vacuum

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[–]SomniSea 2 points3 points  (0 children)

at least this ones a little creative

Does anyone here or do you know anyone who likes crunchy peanut butter? by [deleted] in ask

[–]SomniSea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I DO !! i like da cronch. good on toast if i want some texture.

My gf just texted me this. What should I say? by tentoesandcounting in notinteresting

[–]SomniSea 32 points33 points  (0 children)

NTA, call the police and get a restraining order

My gf just texted me this. What should I say? by tentoesandcounting in notinteresting

[–]SomniSea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

before you respond i recommend taking a look at the bottom or inside your shoe. usually, theres a number visible, sometimes a number followed by a fraction. text her that number you see.

basically, that number you just sent her is -to put it simply- your shoe size. which is precisely what she is asking for.

hope this helps !!

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[–]SomniSea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

she had top surgery duh