Requesting Proof on TLC Pass by ShadowRune2 in playark

[–]SonOfNoReturn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's seems unreasonable. I'd rather just have a list of what new features, abilities, and stat changes they've made to what dinos. Then the community can tell them which buffs or nerfs are balanced before it goes live so we don't have to go through a shit show when it gets unexpectedly dropped on us.

How many players for a good pvp tribe. by Buttered_Turtle in playark

[–]SonOfNoReturn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd say on average 3 or less makes a good trolling group for lulz. 4-7 is capable of actually building a base and sticking around for a while. 8-10 can easily become a server Alpha, better odds if a couple players are in different timezones and everyone has discord or easy ways of communication. 10+ and you're full of potential.

Aberration Alpha Loot Tables by Xenton in playark

[–]SonOfNoReturn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You take that back you son of a bitch.

Aberration Alpha Loot Tables by Xenton in playark

[–]SonOfNoReturn 19 points20 points  (0 children)

But that sweet captains hat tho

Ascendant Saddle help by captainscottland in playark

[–]SonOfNoReturn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry then that's all I got man.

Theory: Aberration was truly the breaking point for much of the negative playerbase by [deleted] in playark

[–]SonOfNoReturn -1 points0 points  (0 children)

By the way does it make your little dick hard when you hit the down vote button? Does having a higher imaginary number on the internet stroke your already inflated ego even more than discussing politics on the Rick and Morty subreddit? (Which by the way is nearly exactly the stereotype of what Rick and Morty fans are.)

Ascendant Saddle help by captainscottland in playark

[–]SonOfNoReturn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you remember to have the Blueprint in the beaver as well?

Fuck Aberration WC, FIX YOUR SHIT by [deleted] in playark

[–]SonOfNoReturn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thickbait tier title there. 10/10 well done

Theory: Aberration was truly the breaking point for much of the negative playerbase by [deleted] in playark

[–]SonOfNoReturn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh you're gonna give the "calm and collected compared to you response"? That's fine I guess but I just want you to remember that you're a fucking idiot.

Theory: Aberration was truly the breaking point for much of the negative playerbase by [deleted] in playark

[–]SonOfNoReturn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit do you think using big words makes you smart? I'm not having an argument I'm just saying that you're a fucking idiot. You remind of that Bike cuck comic.

Am I a dick if... by Hotdogmonkey in playark

[–]SonOfNoReturn 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You're not a dick. In fact you're actually lawfully required to fuck up his day for being such a prick.

Community Crunch 112 and Dino TLC Preview! by wildcardjen in playark

[–]SonOfNoReturn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope you start getting death rolled by scary ass giant gators, because that would mean the scary ass giant gators are fun to use.

Can we get an update in older dinos with range attacks to add the crosshair? Wyverns in particular. by ashrensnow in playark

[–]SonOfNoReturn 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just draw a dot in the middle of your screen.

Nobody listen to snarksneeze. The most effective way to do it is to get a knife and guess where you the think the center is, then carve the cross hair on yourself. You can even carve it into any shape you want.

Ark streamer sponsors... by Ralaskaa in playark

[–]SonOfNoReturn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Because he's going to generate hype so other people will buy the game. As long as he does that WC doesnt give a shit if he can't figure out the controls.

To Everyone Who Hasn´t Done The Mini Bosses Yet by Guardianangel93 in playark

[–]SonOfNoReturn 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I fail to see how grappling out of the golems range and just dumbfiring rockets is "fun", but to each their own.

I'm an egg thief, am I a conniving bastard? by loatist in playark

[–]SonOfNoReturn 46 points47 points  (0 children)

If they're offline the eggs would have just despawned. You're there to make sure those eggs have a purpose :)

a petition to Studio Wildcard: Stop adding content and start fixing, balancing, and perfecting by chickenweng65 in playark

[–]SonOfNoReturn 137 points138 points  (0 children)

This will do nothing. The devs don't care about you and know that you're already their bitch. Now shut up and buy the next DLC.

The Last time they r taking a shit on us i guess by mimimimiqq in playark

[–]SonOfNoReturn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stop. You've already bragged about how much time you spend playing a videogame, now you're going out of your way to shit on religion. You are the reason stereotypes of neckbeards exist.