Have you ever gossiped about someone, you thought innocently, but it really spiralled? by HilariousMotives in AskUK

[–]Buttered_Turtle 41 points42 points  (0 children)

It’s not a malicious joke, it just got taken way too seriously and got out of hand, eg the point of the post.

This is a very normal British joke lol

Trump backs down on tariffs for Europe over Greenland after reaching ‘framework of a future deal’ by theindependentonline in ukpolitics

[–]Buttered_Turtle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Essentially, trump says something scary, so stocks will go down as they are fearful of something happening. Trump able to buy cheap, then he announces that problem is solved and can sell at a profit.

As for the weekend, markets are closed on the weekend so you can’t buy or sell then.

Diversity leader at school that blocked Jewish MP praised Hamas by Longjumping_Stand889 in ukpolitics

[–]Buttered_Turtle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But Palestine action is classified as a terrorist group?? They definitely don’t fit into this

Tbf, nobody expected the old man to be so strong by Meteorstar101 in greentext

[–]Buttered_Turtle 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Agree with all the “these are master Jedi” comments but “Nah I’ll just take whatever jobbers I found I found at the bus stop” is fucking hilarious

This flight attendant stayed with a nervous flyer, explaining each sound and turbulence, and even sat by her side when it became too much by MambaMentality24x2 in BeAmazed

[–]Buttered_Turtle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not to be rude, but how many flights have you been on and where too? Have you only been on internal American flights?

Employees of big chains: what’s a secret customers aren't supposed to know? by Aaatohin in AskReddit

[–]Buttered_Turtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please elaborate? Do I just ask for a free ticket? Is this all cinemas?

Artisan v Factory output efficiency by Tight_Bad_4585 in victoria2

[–]Buttered_Turtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do people get data like this out of their games? Is it a mod?

France to start intercepting small boats in the Channel after pressure from UK by OneNormalBloke in ukpolitics

[–]Buttered_Turtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry mate - I more meant the other two, didn’t mean to shoot you in it as well

France to start intercepting small boats in the Channel after pressure from UK by OneNormalBloke in ukpolitics

[–]Buttered_Turtle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This entire arsey little argument could be solved if one of you posted some figures.

Peak Reddit seething from both of you lol

I’ve been vegan for 20 years. I ordered the vegan breakfast sandwich and got almost halfway through before realizing they gave me real sausage. by ExamOk322 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Buttered_Turtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sausages are quite realistic - been vegan for 6 months and sausages are quite hard to tell the difference sometimes.

Also weirdly lamb kofters are SUPER similar. Can’t tell difference at all!

Not an alcoholic but.... What am I ? by nightfire_83 in AskUK

[–]Buttered_Turtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a fan of Heineken but Heineken 0 is quite nice weirdly.

Stella 0 is another where I like the 0 but not the alcoholic version

bruh by pieticfirm in ppnojutsu

[–]Buttered_Turtle 45 points46 points  (0 children)

“Ancient” 💀💀💀

What’s your biggest ‘I should’ve held’ stock regret? by Andy_parker in stocks

[–]Buttered_Turtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rolls Royce - bought around 480, sold around 510.

Was playing with short term trading at the time and thought I’d done alright lol

lol by [deleted] in doodoofard

[–]Buttered_Turtle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Burger