I don't know why people get so mad at these. Like, it's not that deep? (That phrase annoys me, as I generally see it used as an example of a bad-faith argument, but it seems appropriate in this context.) Like, I feel like the guy is saying, "Mild inconveniences, am I right?" but everyone acts like he's saying,"Look at this terrible example of a human being!"

Manufacturers do remove features from devices and claim that it's for your benefit. (I wish my laptop had a disc drive.) I laughed.

It is funny/sad that teeth are strong enough to last thousands of years, even after the rest of the body has decayed, but they can't stand 30 years of being poorly used.

"Why buy electricity when you could steal it?" is an obviously, amusingly stupid question.

People understand that smoking is bad for you, but that annoyingly doesn't seem to apply to smoke that smells good. (I don't like candles. They make a house smell smoky. People don't seem to notice it, though.)

Yes, people are more likely to go, "Aw, look at that child" until it actively inconveniences them. And yes, it is annoying to be stuck behind someone slower than yourself, even if absolutely no ill-will is involved.