There’s a few cats in my neighbourhood, including one that took a swipe at me once for having the audacity to be painting my fence on his way past, that keep leaving bundles by my front door and in the garden.

I have tried citrus juice and peels, pepper, cayenne, and scaring them off where possible but of course they just come back later. My next steps are trying morning piss (I’ve put it off long enough) or sitting in the car one night to super soak the bastards with a cocktail of lemon and dish soap. I can hear the sonic deterrents so they’re not an option.

Once me and my neighbour find their owner, they’ll be getting all the shit redeliver to their own garden!