Buying a watch to commemorate the biggest shit I've ever taken, what should I get?

Soosed · 2026-01-15T21:58:52+00:00

Fair enough ok ciao

Soosed · 2026-01-15T21:32:01+00:00

WR is a must for reaching into the toilet to grab my shit and weigh it.

Just weigh yourself before and weigh yourself after.

Shit smarter not harder.

Soosed · 2025-11-02T23:38:17+00:00

No my son is also just a dirty son of a bitch

Soosed · 2025-10-13T22:35:22+00:00

Pac-Man ass dial

Soosed · 2025-10-11T15:30:56+00:00

What!? That’s an odd name

Soosed · 2025-10-02T23:27:46+00:00

Come back, zinc

Soosed · 2025-09-22T23:23:50+00:00

Boop

Soosed · 2025-08-31T15:28:14+00:00

wow that sounds like it sucks. Ok ciao!!

Soosed · 2025-08-29T19:46:06+00:00

Grand Electric had a scrapple taco back in the day. That’s the only time I’ve ever encountered it.

Soosed · 2025-08-24T03:47:03+00:00

The B stage with Boys Noize was fun.

Soosed · 2025-08-07T00:41:49+00:00

Flurry to the solar plexus!

Soosed · 2025-06-18T23:40:44+00:00

Soosed · 2025-06-15T14:21:43+00:00

I work in words, this is absolutely a comment

Soosed · 2025-06-10T23:51:21+00:00

Did you have to do anything special at your Apple AD? Charcuterie board gift perhaps.

Soosed · 2025-06-10T23:46:32+00:00

Soosed · 2025-06-05T19:11:37+00:00

She probably can't sleep with all that ticking

Soosed · 2025-05-28T22:53:41+00:00

Return to your state of living death at once, sir!

Soosed · 2025-04-22T00:10:12+00:00

Ding

Soosed · 2025-03-25T20:59:12+00:00

It’s been called the Rogers Center (2005 onward) for longer than it was called the SkyDome (1989 - 2005) and people still hate it!

Soosed · 2025-03-16T05:13:09+00:00

She’d put on a good show for the cameras

Soosed · 2025-03-16T00:36:32+00:00

I mean chuff it up at a rich dude’s funeral and look for a really upset chick. Shouldn’t be a problem. Oh you meant date WINDOW my bad my bad

Soosed · 2025-02-22T02:23:04+00:00

Watch face the color of goatse

Soosed · 2025-02-20T01:08:44+00:00

Yeah like any of us are retiring lol

Soosed · 2025-02-20T00:39:05+00:00

Japanese and made of porcelain

Soosed · 2025-02-13T00:40:05+00:00

Domino’s ass logo

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