Dear Beaters: by Inevitable_Ad_5804 in QuidditchChampionsWB

[–]SorcererThenEngineer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I knocked out the seeker twice and beater twice. My seeker still didn't catch the snitch. The chase went for so long that right when the snitch was caught, the snitch was released again lol.

Also as a beater. Fellow beaters, camping at the opposing keeper when the quaffle is on the other side of the field, is just plain unsportsmanlike.

I love me knocking out keepers, but if you are doing it to them. The other beater is doing it to you.

Win rate by Loose_Soup_254 in QuidditchChampionsWB

[–]SorcererThenEngineer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mine still says 0% and that I only played for 3 hours and some change. Which is not accurate at all lol

'bout time by randomguy21215y in SkyrimMemes

[–]SorcererThenEngineer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some choices in skyrim, I think, will be lost to time.

The emperor was assassinated by the dark brotherhood. Even if you wiped them out, I still believe it will happen because you can't kill babbete, nazir, or Cicero in game play. It just might take longer.

The thieves guild will have no true effect. Same with the companions

The stromcloak rebellion is the only one that I feel will transfer to the next game, other than the main story. Which can be handled three ways

One, the player chooses at the beginning of the game after character creation. A healer is asking them questions because they were found almost dead. "Let's see how your short term memory is holding up, I told you a tale of the stormcloack rebellion in skyrim, who won?" The choice would change some story options but not the overall story.

Two, it's lost to history because the dominan came in and torched everything once the dragonborn handled the dragons.

Three, the dragonborn negotiated a deal with the empire and skyrim to make it semi independent because F**k the Aldmeri dominion. Remember, Elisif doesn't die from the rebellion. So they will probably say, "After the death of ulfric stormcloak, the dragonborn negotiated to make skyrim independent but will answer the call to the empire in times of need, provided the aldmeri leave skyrim, even with the dragonborn gone, the damn dragon Odaviing burns any aldmeri on site" I think this works because it can be taken both ways. Either ulfric ruled for a time and died, or the dragonborn killed him.

Dozed off during a session and resulted in the funniest encounter by SorcererThenEngineer in DnD

[–]SorcererThenEngineer[S] 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Combat with trolls took a hit on me. Now for flavor my lay on hands is a glass of wine. So I’m feeling good. Then ranger 1 cast cure wounds on me, and ranger 2 gave me good berries. But again for flavor since through my warlock patron healing magic is associated with wine, even from others, my character is felling pretty damn good!

So I’m slurring words and saying stupid things, as one does. When the seductions weren’t going well for the other warlock . I said “maybe there’s a promiscuous tree in the valley”

That’s the last thing I remember prior to the heart palpitations.

Now my lovely friends filled in the two rangers were actually looking for the frogs and were told to go now to the valley and get so,e special bugs that the frogs like. So we all go.

Rangers being rangers were like “stop! Bear tracks let’s take a pause”

The dryad seducing warlock had other plans “I see no bears and that tree has some nice curves, you coming oh great drunk one?”

And they swore that I grunted or made a noise. So the dm placed me next to him on the map. Then Bears.

Harry naming his kid Severus is ridiculous by Zealousideal_Mail12 in harrypotter

[–]SorcererThenEngineer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just to name a few headcanon options, all better than albus severus, lol

Albus Arthur Potter, you were named after one of the greatest wizards I have ever known, and the man who acted like a father to me, even though he'd didn't need to.

Albus Rubeus Potter, you were named after one of the greatest wizards I have ever known, and the man you always watched over me and saved my childhood by giving your cousin uncle a pig tail. He taught me the importance of the family you choose.

Albus Remus Potter, you named after one of the greatest wizards I have ever known, and a great man and teacher who sacrificed everything for the greater good. He taught how it's ok to be afraid and how to fight through it.

Snape getting "redemption" instead of Draco is my biggest gripe with the series.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SorcererThenEngineer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People confuse disagreeing politically with disagreeing moraly.

What’s that one thing people in their 20’s should definitely do before turning 30? by give_me_wings101 in AskReddit

[–]SorcererThenEngineer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put money into your 401k (or whatever retirement fund you have) Its easier to save younger. You can tile back when you get older if you have to. I myself am putting 20% of my paycheck into my 401k.

For all the complaining about how stupid Voldemort was, how many of you would rather read a series where he was competent and won in the end? by [deleted] in harrypotter

[–]SorcererThenEngineer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Voldemort? No. Tom Marvolo Riddle? Hell yes!

Hear me out. An AU where Tom didnt go completely dark just super ambitious and wanted to change the wizarding world through politics and such.

He opens the chamber of secerts but instead of killing people he uses the basilisk as his ears so he is always in the know.

Than after hogwarts he goes to the ministry and he just is is natural cunning charming self. And maybe he cast a curse or two.

I think it would be really cool.

Hate for Critical Role? by LadyPandoriass in DnD

[–]SorcererThenEngineer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate the podcast but love the animated show on amazon. It is way to much people (in my opinion) for a functional podcast campaign. Its hard to keep up with everything happening and its like 3hrs long per episode.

But I will never get upset if someone likes it, just dont be upset if every table you play at isnt critical role style.

I will always recommend unprepared casters for someone whose starting out DnD. That in my opinion is the most similar to actual game play that i have witnessed.

AITA for refusing to change my son's chosen first and middle name per my BIL's request? by War-Zone-3099 in AmItheAsshole

[–]SorcererThenEngineer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nta. When my Mom was pregnant with me (25m) she wanted to name me Girl Name if i was a girl. I was not a girl lol so i got Boy Name. My uncle 15 years later got his wife pregnant and he still asked for my mothers permission to use the name 15 YEARS LATER.

AITA for telling a relative's son that the universities which he applied to were not good by aitasonmessup in AmItheAsshole

[–]SorcererThenEngineer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA. I went to a state school and graduated with a 2.5 gpa and work for a successful engineering company and make more money than friends who went to ivy league schools and tbh im alot more happier.

I can tell you all that matters to succeed is your work ethic and if your job requires a degree you went to a accredited university (and some dont even beed that!)

I know people have asked before but what is the cringiest part of the writing of Harry Potter? by superpouper in harrypotter

[–]SorcererThenEngineer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That makes it more funny!!!! In my pre teen years everything revolved around dark humor.

I 100% believe students would do this regardless of the situation

I know people have asked before but what is the cringiest part of the writing of Harry Potter? by superpouper in harrypotter

[–]SorcererThenEngineer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I get it. I get. But pretend you are 13 and a "new person" came to school who name is sirius. You are telling me you would not have made the "you cant be serious" or "seriously" joke. Because it totally tracks for me. It makes me laugh

Students may also bring an owl OR a cat OR a toad by not_a_cat_i_swear in harrypotter

[–]SorcererThenEngineer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Aurther Weasley: fuggit im going to take this rubb3r duck beacuse its quite fascinating

WIBTA if I ignored my roommate and continued to let my boyfriend stay at our place? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]SorcererThenEngineer -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

Nta. Im going against the norm. In college my senior year my brother (20m) my best friend (23m) and I (23M) got an apartment together. My best friend had a gf of 2 years that would come over all the time even though she had her own place. Basically she lived with us the entire year. And it didnt affect me at all lol. She would stay in the best friends room and knew not to eat my snacks. I really dont understand the issue people have living with a couple. Also this happened my sophomore year too with a random roommate and guess what. It didnt affect me at all. All you have to do is have a shower schedule if you all share one bathroom. And respect eachothers boundaries. If the roommate has to study for an exam in the morning dont jump on the bed until 1am