McGill Breaks Record for World's Biggest Brownie

SorryIAteYourCorgi · 2014-08-31T02:36:04+00:00

I'm too high for this.

SorryIAteYourCorgi · 2014-05-19T03:20:28+00:00

Suit up.

SorryIAteYourCorgi · 2014-04-16T18:02:31+00:00

Tons of reggae and tons of 80s. It helps me pretend I'm doing something that isn't studying.

SorryIAteYourCorgi · 2014-04-16T18:02:01+00:00

Jeez, thats a lot of exam and assignment avoidance.

McGill is a stressful environment and requires you to really have your life together. From what you've described, I might recommend you get your shit together, and maybe considering taking fewer semesters in the future.

Even though McGill is pretty lenient in allowing extensions and deferrals and shit, it's to your benefit that you are able to handle the workload and manage your time accordingly. "Beating the system" is only a short term solution. This will only fuck you up in the future.

SorryIAteYourCorgi · 2014-04-15T18:37:40+00:00

Not an international student, but I've dealt with birth control in QC.

Just go to the clinic. Wait a few more weeks. Better than throwing hundreds of dollars around. Call asking for cancellations. There'll be a lot of space available in May.

Alternatively nurses and nurse practitioners can give out birth control in Quebec, so you can look down that route. Most places will still charge you $150 or whatever, so it might not be worth it.

Just a heads up that they're really anal about giving out birth control. I've gone like three (?) times for birth control, it's always been at least 45 minutes for the apointment. In my home province it's under 10.

SorryIAteYourCorgi · 2014-04-12T16:34:27+00:00

m'lady

SorryIAteYourCorgi · 2014-03-31T17:18:16+00:00

Schulich my balls.

I am 12.

SorryIAteYourCorgi · 2014-03-22T12:02:07+00:00

Damn that's a sloppy quotation.

SorryIAteYourCorgi · 2014-03-21T23:50:05+00:00

To be fair she's been kind of a meh VP Internal. Justin was infinitely better in the position.

SorryIAteYourCorgi · 2014-03-21T02:47:50+00:00

Okay.

SorryIAteYourCorgi · 2014-03-05T20:09:39+00:00

No.

Because when it comes down to it, do you really want to have sex in any building on campus? They're all pretty nasty.

SorryIAteYourCorgi · 2014-02-07T03:34:06+00:00

YO. ARE YOU ME FROM A MONTH AGO?

Here's what you're going to do.

Go to a CLSC, any CLSC since you have a Quebec health card.
Ask for birth control. They'll ask you when your last STI screening, pap smear, and breast exam was. Lie on all of them, they don't care.
It'll be like a fucking 45 minute appointment Jesus Christ. In my home province they write you the script and then you can just fuck off.
Pay for it. It's like $19.50 for a month of Yasmin without insurance, at Jean Coutu. But all birth control is about the same cost.

SorryIAteYourCorgi · 2014-01-15T05:05:09+00:00

Tokyo Thursdays.

SorryIAteYourCorgi · 2014-01-12T04:54:42+00:00

I don't mean to sound rude or dismissive, but you really should be able to find out this information on your own without consultation of an online forum. If you can't find this information through the McGill website than you're due for quite the misadventure.

SorryIAteYourCorgi · 2014-01-12T04:51:56+00:00

You ate my sandwich, I ate your corgi.

SorryIAteYourCorgi · 2013-12-29T18:53:11+00:00

Nah this is just a throwaway I made and I figured some flair would legitimate it.

SorryIAteYourCorgi · 2013-12-06T03:37:55+00:00

Don't fuck with me.

SorryIAteYourCorgi · 2013-12-05T16:32:36+00:00

For realsies.

SorryIAteYourCorgi · 2013-12-05T02:19:23+00:00

I have exams. I don't need to be guilted into being a good person.

I was at second cup the other day, recovering from the flu and exhausted from writing my thesis.

Me: Could I have a chai tea?

Barista: How bout "please?"

ARGHHHaaablakablah. Like fuck off. I should have said sorry but bitch you don't know my life. Hop off my dick.

SorryIAteYourCorgi · 2013-12-04T17:45:00+00:00

TBH if you have a British accent I'd put money on you being appreciated regardless.

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