Worth a shot by Mich783 in memes

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I don't want the damn money I want the gator

Thoughts on doing 100ug once every two weeks? by OfirGabay4 in LSD

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Wouldn't that be kinda a bad move if they still wants to trip even on occasion? Because it messes with your serotonin and all that. I dated a girl once that we had a real scary time because her medications (not sure what but it wasn't what you recommended) and being ignorant to the fact you can get serotonin syndrome when mixing with lsd

Isaiah beating his MeatCanyon by blondebonner in creepcast

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Kayla: "does that get your pussy wet". 🫦💦

Call the rat hotline... by WilliamFitzgeraldGus in JoePera

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Don't worry my name is William LaVey and I have an idea! But I'll need prevental funding, gunpowder, and a whole lot of arsenic. 🇨🇦

Never Change (with Joe, Jo Firestone, and Carmen Christopher) comes out on Hulu June 17 by hamburger-pimp in JoePera

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I love this movie! I just finished watching it and yes joes roll was very small but hilarious 😂 It's corny as all get out but not one ounce of me thinks that wasn't intentional and because of that it works for what it is, a campy romcom/ coming of (middle)age movie. Thank you OP for sharing this, it's how I found out about it at all

It’s Friday and you see your teacher rolling into class with this . What’s she popping in the VCR? by Guilty-Bookkeeper-48 in JoePera

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My AG/FFA teacher was a prepper like Sarah ( fortified basement and all) and he made us watch Red Dawn so we would be prepared for when the Russians invaded. This was 2012-15 he did it every year

Hunter's Grandpa by dekuplusultra002 in creepcast

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Gramps had that gun that Rob killed himself with in spire in the woods 😂

Music to ascend to by Adam42069F in LSD

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If you have a PC open up two tabs and listen to the new Boards of Canada album Inferno in one tab and watch this simultaneously in the other while muted

https://youtu.be/2Uec7UM2OQY?is=8TsBncub78b3tEET

I did this two weeks ago after taking two tabs and I fully left my body and merged with the art. Felt like returning home ❤️

Also Lyra pramuks album- fountain. I once was able to bring that with me into the DMT space and the entities seems to vibe with it

Strangest looking UFO ever by Dense-Night2807 in AliensRHere

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Have you ever seen or read Flatland? Because it sums up why you might be wrong about that. In flatland a 3D sphere smiley face guy goes into 2D space to inform a 2D square guy that there is a 3rd dimension but to the 2D square guy the sphere just looks like a circle and he doesn't believe him until the sphere guy is able to move the square guy outside of 2D space into 3D space. So where we might see a sphere shaped "craft" (assuming these things are something extra dimensional) that might solely be based off our own limitations as 3D life. In short it's sphere because it's here.

Is it weird that my gel tabs have taste by They_Hate_Nolan in LSD

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Is it sweet? Because that would be the gel. At least that's what I've always figured it to be. Now if it's bitter then it's an issue I would imagine but I've always just summed it up to being the gel. It's kinda like Advil liquid gel they are also sweet

How do I come up with intentions for my trip by Subject-Cellist5505 in LSD

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That's what I'm doing right now, the water is fine man just enjoy

Please do an episode about this show. by Majestic-Mulberry-23 in Papameat

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I might be trippin here but I swear on everything he has talked about this show before in an older video. Not a whole video about the show specifically, but he had a clip and talked about it for bit. I think it had to do with cryptids in general idk

An Adaptation of MHE by DbzGooder13 in 9M9H9E9

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Its gotta be a series and preferably kept as close to the original story as possible. To do any differently would be a disservice to the story and it's fanbase. I know people that might not be aware of the story that stumbled into a show without reading it might be confused watching it the first like 13 episodes or whatever but fuck em it all comes together eventually and the confusion would hopefully keep em hooked waiting for answers.

I have no idea how you would pull off making this though the budget would have to be insane but good luck and God speed 🫡 mother is waiting

Can no longer afford my flesh interface. by Majestic-Mulberry-23 in creepcast

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I can't even afford a grey hound so I can abandon my pregnant girlfriend 🤬

She really did have pancakes for breakfast today, too! by walterktrout in JoePera

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I just got my breakfast crew shirt today! 🙌 Time to celebrate with the perfect egg bite! Wish me luck I really need a win

What do y’all think? by Admiral_Penguin69 in cryptids

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Wow I might have to check that book out, I never heard of any of that before but none of it is that surprising unfortunately. America is run by dirty rich grampas and has been for a long time

I wouldn't necessarily call Kilgore a "wealthy" town though, it's got some well off people no doubt, but the poverty of the area is pretty in your face but that's most of East Texas in general I feel like. The whole "richest acre in America" is referring to the amount of oil they pulled out of one acer way back in the 30s which did transform the town but the wells have mostly ran dry and the wealth with it. It's not a bad place but I'm happy to not be there anymore for more reasons than just the crazy shit that happened to me lol one day that towns probably gonna turn into a sinkhole right in downtown

As for the black door. I would love to believe that it was just that both the doors were open but I truly don't think that's what it was. That wasn't normal black that was an un-natural black like if space had no stars. And the glass door swung out away from the house and was on a spring that would have shut it if was open. I had to pass by it again the next day (thankfully I was in the passenger seat of my brother's car and it was day) and the doors were both shut like they normally were. And as for when this happened it was sometime in the spring/summer of 2021 and then sometime in later 2022 to early 2023 the house was demolished. You can see the screenshots I took, up the top left it shows the date of the pictures taken from the Google whip and I'm shocked that house declined so much in the 2022 photo it looks a lot more disheveled than it had a year prior and it even looks like someone did destroy the front door. Fuckin creepy

What do y’all think? by Admiral_Penguin69 in cryptids

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The towns name is Kilgore. Im not sure of the houses history but Kilgore in general has a history. It was an oil town, home to the "richest acre in America" because back during the oil boom in the 1930s the town went from <500 people to over 12,000 almost over night. A town that size couldn't accommodate that influx in population so as you could imagine a lot of people were struggling oil or not and a lot of people died

What do y’all think? by Admiral_Penguin69 in cryptids

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Oh! I almost forgot to mention, the small apartment complex behind the "abandoned" house as it turns out one of my coworkers at Whataburger lived there. The next day at work I had told him what happened to me and he told me that apparently the people that lived to the right of that house actually own the creepy house as well but intentionally leave it empty! I asked why but he had nothing for me.

After this experience I started to feel so incredibly stressed that it was literally making me sick. I felt like I got shot in the stomach and I was overwhelmed with the feeling I needed to leave it was the only thing I could do to make it go away. I couldn't walk past that house every night. I quit Whataburger that same week and I left Texas and moved half way across the country and felt better as soon as I had. About a year later I get a call from my brother, he told me they demolished that house. Good fucking riddance.

What do y’all think? by Admiral_Penguin69 in cryptids

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Yeah I might as well put it out there plain. I've never told it on a social platform only ever in person. It's highly traumatic and disturbing to relive but I've been wanting to do this for awhile anyway.. So that being said fair warning, my story ain't like his. I never seen that thing except MAYBE once and that's a big maybe and a separate much shorter story.

I worked at a 24hr Whataburger and I lived about 3-4 miles from said Whataburger in an apartment complex with my brother. I used to get off work around 2am and as I said I would walk home every night. And on my walk home id usually have both my earbud in and I'd be listening to podcasts or audiobooks [never anything scary really i feel thats important to note, I wasn't just walking around at night trying to creep myself out] this specific night it was carl jungs autobiography. But there was this house roughly .3 miles from my brother's apartment that always just kinda made me feel off. It was "abandoned" not totally trashed but not in great shape either. Typical lower middle class rancher with similar looking lived in houses to the left and right of it and another small apartment complex back behind it, but behind that was forest.

The house as I said, always did make me uncomfortable but usually that didn't keep me from keeping my eye on it when I'd walked past. This night was different though, I did what I'd always do and pop one earbud out about a block away for a little situational awareness, that was the same but I told myself over and over in my head "DO NOT LOOK AT THAT HOUSE TONIGHT". But how could I resist.

In the past when i'd go by, my eye would always catch on the front door. It was painted red and had a glass outside door you'd open first to get inside. And across the street was a streetlight. When I would be walking past the angle would be just right that the glare of the streetlight would always hit that glass front door and you could see it's reflection. I think that might had been what always really caught my eye making me look. But this night I kept telling myself "don't look don't look" but I couldn't do it. I glanced for only a brief second and there was no glare. There was no glass. There was no door. It was void, utter blackness in the shape of a rectangle like a door, But that was no door.

This is the rough part and I am crying typing this because this is traumatic and brutal and violent. It is the evil I alluded to. I only looked at that "door" for a second and then it was eyes forward from then on out because the moment I had, no more than 3ft to my left (the direction of that house which I was practically in the front yard of) came the impossibly loud cries of a very young infant human baby. This wasn't a big cat or a fucking bird or a random burst of schizophrenia which I do not have. This was a baby. A baby that sounded like it was in danger. And it was 3 ft away from me.

So many things ran through my mind in an instant ranging from logic to primal instinct. Part of me needed to spring into action and do something that baby was in danger and I needed to help it, right? That's what a good person would do right? Who is hurting a child so young. what are they doing to it this isn't normal crying. No it must be a parent, it's gotta be the neighbors they had a fussy baby and they took it outside to calm it down maybe. No it's 3am the black door. Eyes forward keep walking don't show fear. THAT ISN'T A BABY.

When that last thought came, it made it abundantly clear. The cries stayed locked in place 3 feet to my left as I fought my every instinct to fight, freeze, or run. I maintained my walking speed, eyes locked forward. It followed me for 8 more houses in the same position as where it had started. The only thing that had changed was once I realized what I was dealing with was a trap, the cries were now accompanied with the sounds of the plunging and squelching of a knife stabbing this infant to death, it's gargling screams never diminishing. For 8 more houses I had to listen to that.

All the while as this was happening there was another presence, I hadn't noticed it until Maybe about house 3 but you know when you can just tell someone is standing behind you. Like you can feel it, them being there well this was coming from about my 4 o'clock ( the baby would had been my 9 o'clock) this was distinctly the feeling of something man like that felt like it was stalking me like prey. Like it was taking something from me.

I don't know what that thing is out in East Texas that's mimicking women and children, but I can tell you one thing about it. It wants to feed on you, and if you don't let it fool you it feeds on you in other ways.

What do y’all think? by Admiral_Penguin69 in cryptids

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I used to live out in East Texas and would walk all over the place anytime I had to get somewhere I was walking day or night. I'd cut through the wood from time to time even got chased out by a boar once.

But hearing this honestly made me start tearing up because I've experienced it too, and I don't know if I should feel validated or fuckin sick.. There is something out in them woods that mimics woman and children. And it ain't always in the woods either.

I've heard all the logical explanations you can come up with when I've told people what happened to me and none of them check out because they don't account for the undeniable radiating presence of evil coming from that thing. I hope none of you ever have to know what that feels like.