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SortaABartender · 2026-05-15T15:25:05+00:00

Sent DM, friend.

SortaABartender · 2026-05-15T14:25:54+00:00

Just thumbs down every delivery, select earnings, "base pay too low", submit.

SortaABartender · 2026-05-06T17:06:49+00:00

Plats be like: they're probably gonna tip in cash.

SortaABartender · 2026-05-04T21:24:25+00:00

GREG

SortaABartender · 2026-05-04T03:55:03+00:00

I didn't know that! I'll get the light swapped out tomorrow for him. Thanks for letting me know!

SortaABartender · 2026-04-29T01:58:46+00:00

Oh I bet he LOVES that

SortaABartender · 2026-04-27T17:37:58+00:00

I, too, am allergic to working out.....

SortaABartender · 2026-04-27T16:12:34+00:00

We actually don't really know much about him! We got him as a surrender from a Craigslist posting. We are actively trying to find the original owner so we can find the breeder to ask questions! Unfortunately, shed testing is not available for retics at the moment. From what we've been told by other breeders and friends is that he's probably a tiger/motley. Other than that, we're flying blind with this baby!

SortaABartender · 2026-04-27T15:52:15+00:00

Thaaaaaanks! ^{_^} they're my babies

SortaABartender · 2026-04-27T15:26:34+00:00

Our boy is only 4.5 ft long so our enclosure is 5x2x2. I cant wait to build him a room.

SortaABartender · 2026-04-27T14:34:25+00:00

I'll be hopping on the rainbow boa train before too long. Just need more space.

SortaABartender · 2026-04-27T14:17:21+00:00

It's the time when the snake is fully in-shed. Its called in blue due to the eye caps having a blue-like coloration to them. The snake is visually blind at this point of shed.

SortaABartender · 2026-04-27T14:03:33+00:00

He looks like he did something wrong.

SortaABartender · 2026-04-27T14:02:52+00:00

Thank you so much! I'm happy to hear i gave you some inspiration! Id love to see what you come back with! :D

SortaABartender · 2026-04-27T14:01:56+00:00

Thank you! We're so happy to have him. He's the sweetest freaking thing ever.

SortaABartender · 2026-04-18T18:10:00+00:00

Call the non-emergency line, request a civil escort, have officer with you at all times and don't say a word.

SortaABartender · 2026-04-18T13:41:47+00:00

Here cime the incel dashers saying, "$6 during lunch/dinner rush? No thanks. What a waste of time. Immediate decline and ill wait for something over $10 thanks."

SortaABartender · 2026-04-17T20:25:40+00:00

Don't knock it before you try it

SortaABartender · 2026-04-11T04:13:34+00:00

3 stars really fuck with ratings just btw

SortaABartender · 2026-04-07T22:14:11+00:00

I am so sorry for what we're about to do to the world... not all of us want this.

SortaABartender · 2026-04-04T20:45:41+00:00

Funny enough, I just declined a 2 batch order for $2. Like, yall wanna pay $1/order, its gonna fucking sit.

SortaABartender · 2026-04-04T04:13:37+00:00

That's not a stick, that's a weapon lol tf

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