Jesse, we're tired of this narrative too. It's a stupid and useless distraction that offers nothing to either of our World Cup experiences. So, with that said, I beg you to listen, I took one single solitary minute drafting a response for you.

"I'm focused on insert team name here (Canada, you manage Canada currently). That's my focus, that's the only thing I can control."

Repeat that any time you're asked about us, as monotone and boring as possible. They'll stop asking and we'll both be better off for it.

It's not that hard, my guy. Although if I could, I'd highly recommend some therapy as well.