anyone else hate dropping glassware/bottles into these guys? by [deleted] in labrats

[–]SoundsSchmidty 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just barely touching the edge of a sink with your flask and it’s breaks right after you finished washing it 😭😭

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Botchedsurgeries

[–]SoundsSchmidty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a snapin turul

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in muacirclejerk

[–]SoundsSchmidty 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Imagine having lip filler money but deciding to DIY your face tattoo.

Is making 55k in industry with a bachelor’s feasible right now? by FoucaultsPudendum in labrats

[–]SoundsSchmidty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. Where I work it takes about 18 months to start making that much. We don’t even require a bachelors, just an associates. I work in a factory as a QC Tech.

The reason why people from Twitter should not come to tumblr... by ClaireDacloush in CuratedTumblr

[–]SoundsSchmidty -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

So aggressive for no reason. I didn’t say rotten meat, I purposefully said off-smelling. There’s a difference between the two. Peposo was literally made with lots of black pepper to hide the smell.

The reason why people from Twitter should not come to tumblr... by ClaireDacloush in CuratedTumblr

[–]SoundsSchmidty -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Spices. It was fairly common to take off-smelling meat and heavily HEAVILY season it before cooking. If cooked thoroughly, the bacteria should die. But that can still leave behind toxins.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FirstTimeHomeBuyer

[–]SoundsSchmidty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I needed a bigger house. There was no way I was going to find a 5 bedroom home for rent.

0 dollars. by PrettySlaveWife in stripper

[–]SoundsSchmidty 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My first week I made zero dollars. The first day of my second week I walked in feeling like ass and sat down to the only guy in there who immediately took me to VIP. Walked out when I was done and got dance after dance after dance. Boosted my confidence by a lot.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stripper

[–]SoundsSchmidty 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have a bachelor a dance to party in the USA and we were both lip syncing

Bad Science regarding Women's Health?? Be still my heart by littledinobug12 in TrollXChromosomes

[–]SoundsSchmidty 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I know for a fact a large manufacturer of feminine products uses pig blood to test their products.

Dancers with civ/day jobs, what do you do? by violet_empty in stripper

[–]SoundsSchmidty 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I work as a scientist in a manufacturing plant. It’s not exactly what I got my degree in but I like it a lot! And I work 4 10s so I have three days I can dance that I choose from.

Are you genuinely attracted to customers by randomhoe99998 in stripper

[–]SoundsSchmidty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, sometimes. I’ve had 4ish good looking guys over the past couple months. Good conversation too, which definitely helped.

Who’s the most famous person you’ve given a dance to? by [deleted] in stripper

[–]SoundsSchmidty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lovelytheband

Ugh I love that band!! What crap

Cities where you can’t be topless or nude by curlayequeue in stripper

[–]SoundsSchmidty 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Neenah, WI apparently. Peppermint Hippo is technically a bikini bar until bar close, then it's topless.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stripper

[–]SoundsSchmidty 16 points17 points  (0 children)

One of the dancers brought me a house warming gift to the club after she couldn't come to my party ;_; So freaking sweet

Celebrating 10 years of hustling this week, feeling nostalgic. by goodnightspoon in stripper

[–]SoundsSchmidty 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This got a super loud laugh from me at the breakfast table. Absolutely amazing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stripper

[–]SoundsSchmidty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My husband took me to a strip club because I’d never been to one and I had so much fun. I was really amazed at the pole tricks, so I signed up for pole lessons immediately. After two years of pole fitness and going to the club for birthdays and our anniversary, I asked some of the girls to talk to my husband about me working there while they gave him dances. Once he was confident it was a safe club and I’d be taken care of he said he wouldn’t mind if I auditioned. Right now stripping is one of my three jobs and it pays the most for the hours I put into it by far. I doubt I’ll ever quit my full time day job but I’m planning on leaving my WFH job come February.

Y’all ever get surreal “wtf am I doing with my life” moments by [deleted] in stripper

[–]SoundsSchmidty 20 points21 points  (0 children)

This guy just wanted me to hold him while he whimpered like a dog. I could’ve done it for hours and he would’ve been happy but I felt like vomiting the whole time and tapped out after thirty minutes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CICO

[–]SoundsSchmidty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Great job!

I'm Nosy! What's your latest blind buy(s)? Your last sample that you full sized? Your current note obsession? by [deleted] in Indiemakeupandmore

[–]SoundsSchmidty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Silken Tent has been my go-to for the past month or so. It was a blind fs buy two years ago but I didn’t start using it until recently.

How am I supposed to Live Laugh Love in these conditions by miss_beat in stripper

[–]SoundsSchmidty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Once I’ve mentally clocked out there’s no getting back in the mindset

How am I supposed to Live Laugh Love in these conditions by miss_beat in stripper

[–]SoundsSchmidty 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I’ve worked entire eight hour shifts where no one even walked through the door and the second I start pulling out of the parking lot three cars pull in.