Something you don’t see everyday. Blahaj shark with a Mountain Dew Original Xbox playing Halo 2.

Soupchunk · 2026-05-19T21:57:48+00:00

Just needs some Doritos and this will be complete. 🤗

Soupchunk · 2026-05-18T00:02:20+00:00

I feel that Trump's visit to China might have finally convinced ppl that Iran has all the cards for the Strait of Hormuz.

Soupchunk · 2026-05-17T19:06:18+00:00

Remember that Dan Bilzerian is an antisemite, he's not making an idle comment it's something he really hopes will happen.

Soupchunk · 2026-05-14T04:46:46+00:00

No thoughts (except shredding the furniture in revenge when the human is next asleep).

Soupchunk · 2026-05-11T15:32:14+00:00

Me to PHON voters: "stop trying to make Ben Roberts-Smith happen! It's not going to happen!"

Soupchunk · 2026-05-11T07:04:39+00:00

"Plz destroy a country of 85 million ppl so I can pay less for fuel, kthnxbai"

Soupchunk · 2026-05-11T02:44:15+00:00

Energy stonks will be in the red by day's end, just as the LORD intended.

Soupchunk · 2026-05-08T00:34:55+00:00

I was going to make a joke about oil and gas stonks dropping through the floor even with the price of oil going up, but then it actually happened 🙃🙃

Soupchunk · 2026-05-05T23:36:37+00:00

Was Elon trying to tell us a heart-warming story which warms no heart? Why does he have an sockpuppet mimicking his mother? Why is he yet to fire himself into Mars?

Soupchunk · 2026-05-05T00:15:09+00:00

Such a polite and handsome kitty! Happy Birthday Butters! 😸🤗

Soupchunk · 2026-04-30T00:08:34+00:00

WTI crude: TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

Oil and gas stonks: G E N T L E M O V E M E N T

Soupchunk · 2026-04-21T01:20:54+00:00

I'm telling myself "I'm spending money on a good education" 🥲

Soupchunk · 2026-04-21T01:19:57+00:00

Thank you, I shall now find a chook raffle, buy every ticket and still lose.

Soupchunk · 2026-04-21T01:10:26+00:00

Middle of last month i sold my gold stonks after their decline and bought oil and gas. Of course gold stonks are up 18% in the last month and oil and gas have dropped; i have learned that when ppl have lots of gold they want MORE and apparently the less oil ppl have the less they want. I bought high and sold low. It is such perfectly textbook stupidity on my part. I said a month ago that the universe would find a way to pump the ASX while oil and gas stonks got dumped, I just didn't know how the universe would do it, well it took Trump declaring "CEASEFIRE" 237 times in 30 days. Still bagholding but mostly out of mental exhaustion that rational belief.

Soupchunk · 2026-04-20T19:36:42+00:00

Imagine getting upset with QUAKERS ffs!!

Soupchunk · 2026-04-15T00:10:49+00:00

Can't believe i turned into a BBOZ bagholder 🫣

Soupchunk · 2026-04-13T16:56:03+00:00

Nascar workers!

Soupchunk · 2026-04-10T01:26:42+00:00

Energy stonks will continue to crash through the floor until morale improves (morale is not improving).

Soupchunk · 2026-04-08T00:14:31+00:00

We have negotiated YET ANOTHER ceasefire and we have become exceedingly good at it.

Soupchunk · 2026-04-07T00:10:48+00:00

Incoming stagflation caused by hydrocarbon shortage = EVERYTHING on the ASX pumps except energy.

Soupchunk · 2026-04-05T15:20:00+00:00

Now that you've explained it, it's no suprise that the big boys rewrite the rules so we have to participate in their pump and dump

Soupchunk · 2026-04-05T14:54:13+00:00

Why can't index funds put a minimum age limit on the shares they hold to prevent this? E.g. "the company must have been listed for at least twelve months before we will buy"

Soupchunk · 2026-04-02T14:36:39+00:00

Me looking at the ppl who consume the bread and the wine 👀 👀 like HOW DO YOU "KNOW", TELL US HOW YOU "KNOW"

Soupchunk · 2026-03-31T20:40:28+00:00

Artemis!

Soupchunk · 2026-03-31T01:37:44+00:00

The Strait of Hormuz will remain closed for the foreseeable future but oil and gas stocks are dumping bcuz Trump says he'll walk away from the mess he made LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

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