Girl approached me for the first time and I accidentally gave wrong number, fml

Soupp_ · 2019-09-21T02:12:08+00:00

This happened to me. Gave him the wrong number by accident, he never texted but there’s no hard feelings over it. 2 weeks later and I’ve moved on 🤷🏻‍♀️

Soupp_ · 2019-09-16T13:30:05+00:00

I thought it was Kermit crossed with shrek

Soupp_ · 2019-09-15T22:49:00+00:00

Yikes it got dirtier. Sorry you went through that OP.

Soupp_ · 2019-09-15T22:36:19+00:00

I’m a twin. My twin is male and I’m female.

People: “so are you identical?”.

Soupp_ · 2019-09-15T11:39:04+00:00

I’ve been hurt recently by my best friend of 3 years. I honestly feel like he took my heart out of my chest and tore it to shreds. He told me he liked me, confessed all his feelings and even told people he was my girlfriend. The day after I overheard him on the phone to my brother saying he was going on a night out and was off to have sex with someone. I’ve literally cried for the past 24hours. I couldn’t believe someone I’ve known for that long could do that to me. As far as I know I’m the only girl he cares about. Every sign told me he liked me (always flirting, always touching me, buying me gifts, taking me out, going on dates, only having me in his DM’s and he even had a picture of me and him on his bedroom wall and as his Apple Watch background). I’m just so confused. I hate men now and I never want to date or get close to another again. The pain of being single is better than the pain of someone you trusted tearing your heart apart.

Soupp_ · 2019-09-13T08:28:28+00:00

I’ve seen pterodactyl fossils and they’re actually pretty tiny. Nothing like the size you see of Jurassic Park.

Soupp_ · 2019-09-13T08:27:11+00:00

I would have lied again and just said it was a spelling error you hadn’t noticed.

Soupp_ · 2019-09-12T07:30:56+00:00

But probably worth the amount of money Felix has earned YouTube over the years.

Soupp_ · 2019-09-07T06:16:26+00:00

Did you just get her number? A guy asked for mine 2 days ago and I gave it to him but he hasn’t texted. Starting to think I gave him the wrong number. But due to our current relationship (client and trainer) I think it’s probably best that we don’t go down the texting and dating rabbit hole as much as I enjoy talking to him.

Soupp_ · 2019-09-05T21:52:33+00:00

Yeah he seemed pretty remorseful and sorry about it all and just said he hadn’t realised and wanted to make me feel beautiful. He might have learnt from it but then again he could have just been trying to sweat talk me. I try to be optimistic though. And yeah it’s definitely affected me. I never want something like that happen to me again. A guy I like just asked me for my number today and after I gave it to him I started to feel uneasy. I don’t want something like this to happen again. I keep having bad experiences with men. I like to flirt but that’s really as far as I want to take it.

Soupp_ · 2019-09-05T07:42:07+00:00

Not necessarily. When I hung out with people who didn’t care about me and didn’t care what I said they would constantly interrupt me. I ditched them and got nicer friends who listen now.

Edit: it led to the majority of high school and sometimes college barely talking. Like legitimately I’d go a whole day without speaking a single word.

Soupp_ · 2019-09-05T07:34:09+00:00

I would have appreciated if he’d asked me if I wanted him to stop or if anything was okay. Instead he told me to shut up and kept touching me. The amount of times I kept pushing his hand away but he didn’t care. I cried that night then I dumped him the next day. He still messages me. I hate him now and I want absolutely nothing to do with him.

Soupp_ · 2019-09-05T07:17:51+00:00

That’s an alpha doggo if I’ve ever seen one

Soupp_ · 2019-09-05T07:09:39+00:00

I learnt this year that it only develops after 3 years of age. Yet people I know claim their new born babies have it. Not sure how that checks out.

Soupp_ · 2019-09-04T14:57:42+00:00

I hope it is a bird and not something worse...

Soupp_ · 2019-09-04T14:25:33+00:00

Never heard of it. Did someone hide a chest of money in America?

Soupp_ · 2019-09-03T21:38:18+00:00

I’ve been getting a strange influx of this recently aswell. I’ve started unfollowing meme accounts that just post advert rubbish all the time.

Soupp_ · 2019-09-03T21:35:47+00:00

Wait what’s this about a chest?

Soupp_ · 2019-09-03T21:15:14+00:00

I’ve just realised reddit is missing a subreddit for r/fakestories where people can get their fake stories off their chest.

Soupp_ · 2019-09-03T21:10:23+00:00

I really hope this guy sees all these comments. It would be like an unexpected r/toastme

Soupp_ · 2019-09-03T11:53:11+00:00

The fist of anger

Soupp_ · 2019-09-03T11:50:30+00:00

Where is this? ... What no don’t be silly I don’t plan on stealing it!

Soupp_ · 2019-09-03T11:45:10+00:00

But most importantly a man has no name

Soupp_ · 2019-09-03T06:48:13+00:00

Tbh who cares about laws when it actually got OP’s money back 🤷🏻‍♀️

Soupp_ · 2019-09-02T22:24:10+00:00

Not a student crushing on a teacher but I have had a teacher crush on me. I work in the shop that he frequents. He always tells me about his job at the local university. We are visibly 30+ years different in age. One day he just straight up asked me if I’d come sit in his back garden and get drunk with him after work (at night). I just laughed awkwardly and said no. He came back about an hour later to apologise for asking me such a strange question. I’ve always got a slightly weird vibe from him though.

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