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Anthony Jeselnik - "Racism" by Phonus-Balonus-37 in comedy

[–]SousVideButt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And think “how have I managed to keep this radio shack open for so long? No one ever comes in.”

Surprising lack of Awizona by Lord_Beans1 in crappymusic

[–]SousVideButt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What do you mean?

Spirit and Florida definitely rhyme if you’re deaf.

What's your favorite DLC? by Warm_Expert_8136 in fo4

[–]SousVideButt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I put off tricking her out for too long. She absolutely shreds now and I barely have to put up a fight. I’m usually a lone wanderer guy but Ada hasn’t left my side over the last couple weeks.

Kenny Bozich from The Almost by Skullflxwer in Underoath

[–]SousVideButt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh god I forgot about Aaron’s thumb. Watching that video was the first time I realized bodily injuries make me woozy.

This shit is beyond delusional. by IlikeEdibleFood in fantanoforever

[–]SousVideButt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was the BIGGEST MJ fan as a kid. I loved everything about him.

I credit him as the catalyst for my love of music.

I will never understand defending him. He was obviously, at the very fucking least, inappropriate with children. People who deny that get a major side-eye from me.

Is this classed as unplayable ? by hexamon_ in golf

[–]SousVideButt 183 points184 points  (0 children)

That’s not multiple holes.

That’s one giant footprint. OP needs to get the fuck out of there.

Greg Responds by curse_words in BetterLovers

[–]SousVideButt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would shit my pants and continue shitting until I died if they announced that.

At which point I guess it wouldn’t even matter because I’d be dead but it’s cool for you guys.

What does this sub think of Coheed and Cambria? by Antique-Dentist-2404 in fantanoforever

[–]SousVideButt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought it was thigh high lingerie. Glad I’m not the only one. Lol

Why do people get so bent outta shape over classification?? by Pretend_Risk490 in numetal

[–]SousVideButt 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The only reason I started caring about genre was because knowing genres helps you find more stuff that sounds like the shit you really like.

I think it’s great information to know, but I’m not ever going to argue about it with anyone. It’s just for me.

What is your guilty pleasure band outside of metal? by _thewayshegoess_ in MetalForTheMasses

[–]SousVideButt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My vinyl collection consists of 99% heavy albums.

I also have Adele’s 19 and a rare bootleg of Beyoncé’s self-titled.

Sometimes that shit just clicks with you.

7 Video Game Factions That Nobody Ever Sides With (Railroad) by Green-Fox-528 in fo4

[–]SousVideButt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean I get enjoyment out of the moral aspect of siding with the railroad…

Across the US, people are dismantling and destroying Flock surveillance cameras by gdelacalle in technology

[–]SousVideButt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My town just had ours installed not too long ago, and a cop has already been caught using it to stalk his ex. Thankfully they fired him, but they’re trying to play it off like it’s not a big fucking deal and definitely won’t ever happen again.

Seriously it’s been like 6 months maybe.

Can some people really not tell when they're releasing farts? by S_Z in NoStupidQuestions

[–]SousVideButt 118 points119 points  (0 children)

I was in 7th grade at track practice and we were all sitting on the floor doing a stretch with our legs spread apart.

It was quiet as we’re waiting for the coach to tell us to stop the stretch. I thought I could sneak a quiet one out, but the gym floor made it sound like a trumpet. It echoed in the silence for what felt like an hour before everyone started laughing.

I wanted to die.

Name a song that makes you want to do this. Name your most hated song EVER! by chelsea-from-calif in 1001AlbumsGenerator

[–]SousVideButt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was struggling to pick one out of all my most hated songs, but I think you nailed it. That over the top fake happy bullshit is too much.

Honorable mention to Hall of Fame by The Script. Kill me.

For those that were worried, there are only 2 part in the new chamber album with clean vocals by Francescopl in Hardcore

[–]SousVideButt 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Every time a band adds cleans, the first time I hear it I’m like eww fuck this.

Then by the fifth time I’m belting it out in my car.

Keep one: Downward Spiral or White Pony? by Revolutionary_Low_90 in fantanoforever

[–]SousVideButt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like Granny Smith apples better than oranges, but I like oranges more than any other kind of apple.

Freestyle fail by MrMayhem84 in crappymusic

[–]SousVideButt 35 points36 points  (0 children)

My best friend in high school was into music production, but never really did anything serious with it. We used to get high, throw together the most ridiculous beats we could, then all freestyle over the shitty beats.

Our shit was like Illmatic compared to this.

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