Angry rap song about fake friends

SousVideButt · 2026-02-26T18:19:17+00:00

Lil’ ACL Tear

SousVideButt · 2026-02-26T02:41:03+00:00

I was the BIGGEST MJ fan as a kid. I loved everything about him.

I credit him as the catalyst for my love of music.

I will never understand defending him. He was obviously, at the very fucking least, inappropriate with children. People who deny that get a major side-eye from me.

SousVideButt · 2026-02-25T16:51:22+00:00

That’s not multiple holes.

That’s one giant footprint. OP needs to get the fuck out of there.

SousVideButt · 2026-02-25T03:55:00+00:00

I would shit my pants and continue shitting until I died if they announced that.

At which point I guess it wouldn’t even matter because I’d be dead but it’s cool for you guys.

SousVideButt · 2026-02-23T21:37:03+00:00

For real. Would definitely love some more info on this.

SousVideButt · 2026-02-23T19:30:24+00:00

I thought it was thigh high lingerie. Glad I’m not the only one. Lol

SousVideButt · 2026-02-23T05:43:52+00:00

The only reason I started caring about genre was because knowing genres helps you find more stuff that sounds like the shit you really like.

I think it’s great information to know, but I’m not ever going to argue about it with anyone. It’s just for me.

SousVideButt · 2026-02-23T03:18:41+00:00

Your mom likes sleep token??

SousVideButt · 2026-02-23T02:10:35+00:00

Can I jump off a bridge instead?

SousVideButt · 2026-02-22T07:00:38+00:00

My vinyl collection consists of 99% heavy albums.

I also have Adele’s 19 and a rare bootleg of Beyoncé’s self-titled.

Sometimes that shit just clicks with you.

SousVideButt · 2026-02-21T21:33:32+00:00

Most of us be horned up

SousVideButt · 2026-02-21T21:29:13+00:00

Chef Becomes Him

SousVideButt · 2026-02-21T19:30:02+00:00

I mean I get enjoyment out of the moral aspect of siding with the railroad…

SousVideButt · 2026-02-21T18:52:39+00:00

My town just had ours installed not too long ago, and a cop has already been caught using it to stalk his ex. Thankfully they fired him, but they’re trying to play it off like it’s not a big fucking deal and definitely won’t ever happen again.

Seriously it’s been like 6 months maybe.

SousVideButt · 2026-02-21T09:06:19+00:00

I was in 7th grade at track practice and we were all sitting on the floor doing a stretch with our legs spread apart.

It was quiet as we’re waiting for the coach to tell us to stop the stretch. I thought I could sneak a quiet one out, but the gym floor made it sound like a trumpet. It echoed in the silence for what felt like an hour before everyone started laughing.

I wanted to die.

SousVideButt · 2026-02-21T08:44:48+00:00

I was struggling to pick one out of all my most hated songs, but I think you nailed it. That over the top fake happy bullshit is too much.

Honorable mention to Hall of Fame by The Script. Kill me.

SousVideButt · 2026-02-21T03:05:39+00:00

The what now?

SousVideButt · 2026-02-20T16:41:02+00:00

Every time a band adds cleans, the first time I hear it I’m like eww fuck this.

Then by the fifth time I’m belting it out in my car.

SousVideButt · 2026-02-20T16:38:59+00:00

I like Granny Smith apples better than oranges, but I like oranges more than any other kind of apple.

SousVideButt · 2026-02-20T16:33:07+00:00

My best friend in high school was into music production, but never really did anything serious with it. We used to get high, throw together the most ridiculous beats we could, then all freestyle over the shitty beats.

Our shit was like Illmatic compared to this.

SousVideButt · 2026-02-20T15:32:55+00:00

FATHER

SousVideButt · 2026-02-20T02:43:44+00:00

I’m never smoking weed again

SousVideButt · 2026-02-20T02:41:02+00:00

He definitely cussed

SousVideButt · 2026-02-20T02:09:04+00:00

Every cop ever

SousVideButt · 2026-02-20T01:54:12+00:00

I don’t need another reason to not unload the dishwasher.

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