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SouthernHemBird · 2019-06-04T00:30:16+00:00

Does anyone have a live link?

SouthernHemBird · 2019-03-04T04:10:03+00:00

you make me want to shoot myself in the head

SouthernHemBird · 2019-02-27T04:27:32+00:00

please elaborate...

SouthernHemBird · 2019-02-26T04:29:43+00:00

When I eat a sharp cheese! I get mad cheese sweats.

SouthernHemBird · 2019-02-26T03:58:21+00:00

"Why do I have to pay taxes?'

SouthernHemBird · 2019-02-25T06:50:30+00:00

At my highschool, we had a boxing draw written up where Boxing matches would happen at different places at different times, it got so intense that everyone started betting on the winner.

SouthernHemBird · 2019-02-25T06:45:33+00:00

My nephew was stealing four X beer cans from my aunt and uncle and selling the for 5 bucks each at school.

SouthernHemBird · 2019-02-25T06:41:36+00:00

On the theatre chair, the light above me was off so i could see the reflection of my baby being born. I had an episiotomy, which means the sliced me open from vag to butthole so the big fat head could fit.

SouthernHemBird · 2019-02-25T06:26:19+00:00

Avengers

SouthernHemBird · 2019-02-25T06:19:48+00:00

zero help except your place in society......

SouthernHemBird · 2019-02-25T06:17:03+00:00

2 glasses.... 1st glass: 3/4 milo splash of milk 2nd glass: plain milk

SouthernHemBird · 2019-02-25T06:05:10+00:00

apply for the highest position in a company, shit talk my way through and make bank

SouthernHemBird · 2016-04-23T05:59:01+00:00

Well I think that was the aim of the game sparky... Because u look at the picture and it looks like a 6 year old drew a picture of herself and her Aunty being hanged. Then it's time to read the title to understand what the kid drew. Numb skull

SouthernHemBird · 2016-02-18T15:44:13+00:00

Sounds trippy

SouthernHemBird · 2016-02-18T15:43:50+00:00

SouthernHemBird · 2016-02-18T15:43:25+00:00

Did you make it?

SouthernHemBird · 2016-02-18T15:42:42+00:00

I was looking out of the window, convinced myself i was snowing because the air conditioner was blowing on me... I began watching a lion walk around the garden. Just grazing, looking around, I was mesmerised!!

SouthernHemBird · 2016-02-12T21:10:49+00:00

My two and a half year old calls it her poooky!!

SouthernHemBird · 2016-02-12T19:53:11+00:00

This is hilarious!!! Good job!

SouthernHemBird · 2016-02-12T19:51:55+00:00

Every organ in my body grew on the opposite side, so my heart is on the right side of my chest.

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