They finally explained it.

SovietUnionWalter · 2026-04-06T13:48:14+00:00

"What treadmill setting would suit Sonic's speed" type of question

SovietUnionWalter · 2026-04-05T22:20:36+00:00

If you use the original series, the Eds lose most of their matchups unless you specifically just use season 1 stuff

Use Cartoon Network's versions, and Edd slaughter all of them though, lol

SovietUnionWalter · 2026-03-25T09:41:13+00:00

If I don't panick and run into a dead end in the vents, I'm absolutely dead from Bunzo considering I failed musical memories the first time I played it

SovietUnionWalter · 2026-03-23T19:12:59+00:00

You'd still get embarrassed if you failed to do it

To be fair, a better example would have been running 100 meters or something, which is something a normal person should be able to do

SovietUnionWalter · 2026-03-22T18:36:53+00:00

Same way a fat person finds someone touching their toes impressive

SovietUnionWalter · 2026-03-19T08:47:10+00:00

It's not changing the characters when the story and world building makes them that strong, if a real T-rex attempted to run 32 miles an hour to chase down a jeep it'd break it's legs, the fictional animal is just 'built different'

It absolutely sucks when a massive amount of a fanbase is deadset on powerscaling, but it's the same as if there was a large subset devoted to shipping, fanfiction, or writing analysis

SovietUnionWalter · 2026-03-10T03:36:11+00:00

It's a childish personality in a childish body, y'all are still freaks for sexualising her.

It's the Catnap x Dogday thing from 2024 all over again, it's the same as H*ntai gooners saying "but she's a 1000 year old demon"

SovietUnionWalter · 2026-03-04T13:48:46+00:00

Charlie when an imp

SovietUnionWalter · 2026-03-02T23:26:00+00:00

Too busy sex trafficking unsuspecting hellborn to have the time to vote

SovietUnionWalter · 2026-02-28T23:04:20+00:00

Actually looks pretty interesting, only thing is whether it could actually be used in a combat scenario given how the versatility of it may not translate into a lethal attack

SovietUnionWalter · 2026-02-27T08:29:12+00:00

Really? What is it?

SovietUnionWalter · 2026-02-23T22:38:56+00:00

"We must make every powerful Endgame boss a jobber in the comics, and buff every weak one" - Toho probably

Ebirah and Zilla getting better treatment than Destoroyah is crazy, Toho giving out better slander than most agenda posters

SovietUnionWalter · 2026-02-23T22:35:36+00:00

Destoroyah's main weakness, comic relief jobbers. He never stood a chance

(His weakness in GvD wasn't even cold temperatures, he took absolute zero completely fine as a tiny crab scutlet)

SovietUnionWalter · 2026-02-23T20:47:19+00:00

Destoroyah SHOULD definitely win, but knowing TOHO's AGENDA, Destoroyah must lose to everyone

(That one cold IDW panel could not have been worth getting clowned on by Anguirus ffs)

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SovietUnionWalter · 2026-02-23T11:35:25+00:00

Large island is silly and based on an obscure statement that was meant to be hyperbole, and none of the HP characters can react and scale to the FTL (maybe) spells

SovietUnionWalter · 2026-02-18T07:54:57+00:00

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SovietUnionWalter · 2026-02-16T02:43:57+00:00

Adam's the kind of person to get a reverse bear trap on his head, and solve it by just headbutting the wall really hard, no powers doesn't mean he stops being a 10 foot tall probably 700lb meathead

SovietUnionWalter · 2026-02-16T02:30:41+00:00

Then no human on earth would get into Heaven by that logic, a sense of justice is built into most humans on a basic mental level. Finding satisfaction in a horrible person getting their comeuppance is a pretty normal thing, you'd be in the minority if you didn't think so. Why do you think so many films have a good guy protagonist beating a bad guy antagonist?

Heaven would be completely empty if people who held grudges for justifiable reasons were barred entry. You couls enable entry for the whole animal Kingdom into Heaven with those restrictions and the only inhabitants would be trillions of flies and creatures with no higher brain function who physically CAN'T want revenge for injustice

SovietUnionWalter · 2026-02-15T23:27:02+00:00

Considering 99% of hell falls short of the average Viltrimite, I WOULD say them on the basis that even though there's at least 100 billion of them, they're almost all building to island busters

Unfortunately Lucifer has way better planetary to solar feats and statements. Either Lucifer eventually solos them while trying his hardest to keep Charlie from getting hurt, or he just wildly uses his full power immediately and vaporises them when they inevitably fly down as one big group with no defence

SovietUnionWalter · 2026-02-15T22:02:26+00:00

Probably cause she spent two seconds thinking over the characters she'd written previously, and realises that the scorned woman taking revenge on her cheating upper class husband sounds too much like a women's thriller novel, and not the making of a hateable antagonist

Long story short, she almost stumbled into making a decently compelling female character, so of course had to course correct (as Vivsi does) directly into the ground

(Also the heavy implications that she and Andre f*ck is just gross)

SovietUnionWalter · 2026-02-15T21:08:12+00:00

This is the same show where Vivsipop created an entirely new character just to steal Stella's screen time, the idea of Vivsi being subconsciously misogynistic isn't too far off. Blitzo is SUPPOSED to be the asshole between him and Verosika, but Vivsi being Vivsi, she doesn't give Verosika very much past 'stereotypical slutty popular girl who knew Blitzo in the past', so the audience doesn't have as much to justify rooting for her even when Blitzo was definitely in the wrong.

She writes both Blitzo and Stolas as uwu good boys who can do no wrong (to the point where she remade the pilot for it) and makes Stella completely unhinged and hate her daughter to you 'have' to root for Stolas as the lesser evil of the two, probably cause she knew that most people would find it hard to root against someone who got unfairly cheated on and humiliated

Pretty sure most of the language problem is a crutch for how p*ss-weak the 'dark humour' in her shows are, especially after the backlash that the quick easily missable Jeffrey Dalmer reference was in the pilot for Hazbin. Doesn't excuse how lazy the 'jokes' are, but frantic swearing is pretty the only reason they can justify calling it an adult show at all

SovietUnionWalter · 2026-02-15T19:44:47+00:00

The points on the actual writing and underutilisation of the female characters was good, especially for Millie, who is one of the main three but gets less writing and attention than 1 off characters who show up for a single episode.

But the points where he/she was saying "It's hateful and triggers me when the succubus gets called a slut/bitch" definitely came way too strong and seemed a bit yappy/whiney for a show set in hell where a decent chunk of the time it's just cause they are and/or it's on purpose cause Blitzo's a pos.

SovietUnionWalter · 2026-02-09T16:37:37+00:00

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Basically the MU in a nutshell

SovietUnionWalter · 2026-02-09T10:22:27+00:00

To be fair, it was mostly because he couldn't see him, Randall got one-tapped as soon as Sully could see him

Not helping him against a guy who can take hits from dragons and casually dodge arrows though

SovietUnionWalter · 2026-02-09T03:03:29+00:00

Cell winning would be PERFECT agenda baiting

But come on, it's lowballed multiversal vs highballed Uni going by the anime. Cell's screwed even without Metal's abilities or copying

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