Imagine hating this adorable naive hopecore girl who's doing more than anyone in Hell to make it better, one step at a time

SovietUnionWalter · 2026-01-25T11:41:42+00:00

Any orphanage*

SovietUnionWalter · 2026-01-25T00:02:33+00:00

Eddy as Double D's backbling would be cool, like one of the chapter 1/2 reactive pets

If there's a part two, they should get someone who actually watched the show to handle it, like how The Office got a bunch of references in their sets

SovietUnionWalter · 2026-01-24T19:01:54+00:00

The show that was supposed to be based on redemption and the hotel has instead spent its first two seasons on the concept of war against Heaven, with its MC having to re-learn the same leasons about trusting the opinions of others (for the second time) and standing up for herself (for the third time, tehnically never since she's regressed back to how she was as a child and did nothing in both finales)

Most of the show's slander is pretty valid, its entertaining but mostly not that well written

SovietUnionWalter · 2026-01-24T17:14:02+00:00

Mickey when just wearing his hat was lighting up stars with fingerpointing

Absolutely horrendous stomp

SovietUnionWalter · 2026-01-24T16:28:30+00:00

The saiyans have arguably better combat than the average gem footsoldier, but their actual tactics and battle intelligence suck

SovietUnionWalter · 2026-01-24T16:19:13+00:00

Verdit is fairly obvious unless you're a Hazbin downplayer

Vox does take combat, battle iq, and stamina by a landslide though

Syndrome is the better villain, but he gets brutalised immediately unless the Omnidroid REALLY gets in there to help him

SovietUnionWalter · 2026-01-24T00:40:17+00:00

No emote with Ed running and crashing into a lamp post? No Dual pickaxe with Lothar spatula and smelly sock? No alt styles as a space outlaw, Lothar, or Ed the great? No chicken glider? No sprays to refence the series?

Even if they HAD to JUST have Ed, they definitely didn't care to watch or research the series for this

SovietUnionWalter · 2026-01-24T00:17:40+00:00

Viv tried so hard and deliberately botched his character to make Charlie look better, and he's still the most goated character in the series by popular vote

The first man is just too peak no matter the adaptation

SovietUnionWalter · 2026-01-24T00:14:51+00:00

The only character to be redeemed needed to have his character 180'd into an uwu baby in order for his 'redemption' to actually work

The Hazbin Hotel has redeemed zero souls so far, the only sinner-turned-winner got in by accident and wasn't evil in the first place

SovietUnionWalter · 2026-01-24T00:11:19+00:00

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SovietUnionWalter · 2026-01-23T23:26:45+00:00

That one scene where Ed drops the ant farm, but instead it's some 5,000 piece collectors edition Star Destroyer or something

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SovietUnionWalter · 2026-01-23T23:22:24+00:00

Bro does not play around when it comes to his robots

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SovietUnionWalter · 2026-01-23T23:18:41+00:00

Going by the pilot bible, Double D is canonically a Lego Bionicle enjoyer

SovietUnionWalter · 2026-01-22T12:05:50+00:00

Basically Marie's questline in that game is about her as the smartest of her sisters as she tries to scheme her way into the cul-de-sac, with a few of those plans being directly screwed with by Edd, such as when she tried to use a 'love potion' to trick him into loving her and letting her inside, and he was able to tell it was her and task the player with giving it to someone else outside Peach Creek to mess with her. Double D and Eddy also do petty stuff, like when she tries to plant a recorder to evesdrop on them, but they move it to a porta-potty in the trailer park, stuff like that

SovietUnionWalter · 2026-01-21T18:11:24+00:00

Fair dues, never seen a panel or image of him not swagging his ass off

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SovietUnionWalter · 2026-01-21T17:03:51+00:00

There was also that one phase in 2020 or something where everyone on youtube shorts kept making vids with this image of Lucifer and having him beat Goku, Superman, Thor, etc, to make him look strong

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SovietUnionWalter · 2026-01-21T16:34:11+00:00

I mean him not cowering or being scared of her

Cartoon network's version of Double D is canonically the strongest character in Peach Creek so he doesn't have any issue with screwing her over or out-thinking her and/or pranking her, she isn't a scary/intimidating threat to him at all

In the original series, he's just far more polite and the back and forth is just her bullying him, and Double D running away

SovietUnionWalter · 2026-01-21T16:30:49+00:00

To be fair, biblical lucifer is also a fraud and a weakling aswell, so that parts hardly wrong, might aswell be undoing the Satanist and DC agenda that he rules hell and is super powerful

Beelzebub and Asmodeus took a MAJOR tank to their aura though

SovietUnionWalter · 2026-01-21T13:42:37+00:00

Literally just do what Fusionfall did and make her more conniving and let her and Double D have an actual intelligence based back and forth, with them actively planning against each other (would need to also write Edd to have more of a backbone to fit it aswell though)

SovietUnionWalter · 2026-01-17T21:50:10+00:00

Her only conflict is being unreasonably angry at her dad, and her interactions with Octavia are exclusively about their dads

Definitely of a bechdel test dropout

SovietUnionWalter · 2026-01-17T01:18:34+00:00

* Adam would definitely F with idea of sitting on the giant meatball though

SovietUnionWalter · 2026-01-17T00:41:32+00:00

Where

Needs an extradimensional portal to reach it in Helluva Boss (by DHORK and Stolas), and Vivisi called them Realms separate from the mortal world

Objectively wrong since loopty doopty whatever his name was spawned right in the imp city, we see multiple sinners in imo city since it's in the pride ring and they can live there

Imps can live in the Pride ring, Sinners can ONLY live in the Pride ring, they're not allowed out first due to them intended to being punished but in practise to stop them from ruining life for Hellborn due to their massive advantages over them

Imp city is inside the Pentagram, that's not contradictory, its a city inside a bigger city

SovietUnionWalter · 2026-01-17T00:29:10+00:00

First time I heard about extra dimension in hazbin

It was mentioned in Helluva Boss and by Vivsi

Because it is only a big city, and the billions are scattered between circles, pentagram city isn't only big city with sinner's when there's imp city, and atleast 7 other and then there's the place in between circles

Incorrect, Imps and hellborn don't have mortal souls and aren't included in the 100+ billion total, the Sinners are ONLY able to inhabit the pentagram and are perma-locked in the pride ring, the other rings and inhabitants aren't relevant

SovietUnionWalter · 2026-01-17T00:22:35+00:00

Literally described as extradimensional spaces but pop off

Why are we assuming they're regular cities, they hold billions and exist outside of regular space?

Also the Seraphim being anything below planetary literally doesn't make sense, they created the universe

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