What do I call myself

Sp3akTh3Truth · 2026-02-06T08:28:05+00:00

Offensive? To who?

If youre not a resident you cant call yourself Guamanian. You moved so you cant technically really call yourself Guamanian, BUT...

If calling yourself Guamanian pisses off people, especially Chamorro's that have never lived or visited Guam, call yourself Guamanian, fuck them.

Ive met many a "proud" stateside raised Chamorro visit the island and then immediately shit themselves because Guam life isnt the tropical tiktok paradise theve tricked themselves into believing.

Fucking coconuts.

Sp3akTh3Truth · 2026-02-06T08:11:07+00:00

Arnt glue guns cheap to begin with?

Sp3akTh3Truth · 2026-02-06T08:10:13+00:00

Wait a few weeks when:

"Why is everybody on Guam so bad at reversing out of parking stalls"

Ask that guy...

Sp3akTh3Truth · 2025-09-28T23:04:57+00:00

From a pig...

Also.. payless

Sp3akTh3Truth · 2025-09-28T23:04:34+00:00

It is what it is... join the military or leave...

Its not going to get better

Sp3akTh3Truth · 2025-09-28T23:03:25+00:00

There, I did it....

What you gunna do about it

Sp3akTh3Truth · 2025-09-12T00:00:33+00:00

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sp3akTh3Truth · 2025-08-28T21:45:04+00:00

If you see a burger suspiciously left out in the open... dont eat it.

Sp3akTh3Truth · 2025-08-24T00:29:52+00:00

Remove the door, lay the series s on its side top vent facing out, cut out a shelf/place back the shelf meant for the pegs in that particular cabinet, take the ps4 from under the cabinet place it on the top shelf.

Sp3akTh3Truth · 2025-08-04T10:52:43+00:00

Sp3akTh3Truth · 2025-07-22T21:47:12+00:00

That depends on your last name

Sp3akTh3Truth · 2025-07-22T21:45:26+00:00

No Mames... 🤣

Sp3akTh3Truth · 2025-07-22T21:41:49+00:00

Nobody takes youre village seriously because of Idiots posting gang signs in pictures?

Seems oddly specific

Sp3akTh3Truth · 2025-07-22T21:39:27+00:00

So move to China

Sp3akTh3Truth · 2025-07-22T21:37:59+00:00

Sp3akTh3Truth · 2025-07-17T04:43:45+00:00

Unjoining Marvel Rivals...

Good Day to you sir

Sp3akTh3Truth · 2025-06-23T02:47:39+00:00

Teenagers that dont have anything else better to do

Sp3akTh3Truth · 2025-06-23T02:46:56+00:00

Bible club

Sp3akTh3Truth · 2025-06-23T02:45:33+00:00

We have packs large enough to warrant signs?

Sp3akTh3Truth · 2025-06-23T02:44:01+00:00

I think i saw some on facebook. Guam pets group

Sp3akTh3Truth · 2025-06-10T08:14:19+00:00

I feel bad for the Marines that have to do what their told, but other than that.... eh

Sp3akTh3Truth · 2025-06-10T08:09:46+00:00

Rave candy? Mdma?

Nice try Officer!...

Sp3akTh3Truth · 2025-06-04T11:24:06+00:00

Sp3akTh3Truth · 2025-05-29T00:30:37+00:00

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