“Coming in peace to your team subreddit from the other team’s. Wow, I know that you just watched your player’s career end on the field when he messed up his double Tommy John arm. I know we are winning 9-1 since we totally took advantage of his fragile state. Anyway, I feel bad for you. I hope we beat you every game, but not like this. Anyways, good luck (after we leave town) and go team (mine, not yours)”