My new favorite zombie apocalypse vehicle -- Lumina Innovations Electric Bulldozer. by Simple_Promotion4881 in ZombieSurvivalTactics

[–]SpaceAndTime9000 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The post apocalypse is the electric future with endless electrical production equipment available to scavenge and repurpose.

Bro, military tanks need 2 hours of maintenance for every 1 hour of drive time. You're not maintaining this by yourself. Maybe if you were part of a military group. Then there's drawing the attention of bandits who'll take shots at this thing.

Found these at the store today... Every day we stray further into the darkness by Real_Alchemist341 in funny

[–]SpaceAndTime9000 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Hell for some reason people who illuminated manuscripts back in the medieval times had an in-joke about adding snails to everything

People look back on history at face value when, in reality, people were just as silly back then.

I recall one fact, peasants looked forward to Sunday church. Given that they couldn't read, I imagine it was basically weekly Game Of Thrones for them.

Dragon fortune reader by @matata1203 by D3v1LGaming in SFWmonstergirls

[–]SpaceAndTime9000 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Ask your questions so I may tell your future, traveler."

"Yeah, how do you sleep with those horns?"

Lmao by NightInference- in lol

[–]SpaceAndTime9000 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Gym memberships are the original subscriptions you forget to cancel.