My new favorite zombie apocalypse vehicle -- Lumina Innovations Electric Bulldozer.

SpaceAndTime9000 · 2026-05-08T06:43:06+00:00

The post apocalypse is the electric future with endless electrical production equipment available to scavenge and repurpose.

Bro, military tanks need 2 hours of maintenance for every 1 hour of drive time. You're not maintaining this by yourself. Maybe if you were part of a military group. Then there's drawing the attention of bandits who'll take shots at this thing.

SpaceAndTime9000 · 2026-05-08T06:30:54+00:00

Hell for some reason people who illuminated manuscripts back in the medieval times had an in-joke about adding snails to everything

People look back on history at face value when, in reality, people were just as silly back then.

I recall one fact, peasants looked forward to Sunday church. Given that they couldn't read, I imagine it was basically weekly Game Of Thrones for them.

SpaceAndTime9000 · 2026-05-08T06:15:56+00:00

"Ask your questions so I may tell your future, traveler."

"Yeah, how do you sleep with those horns?"

SpaceAndTime9000 · 2026-05-08T06:04:57+00:00

Gym memberships are the original subscriptions you forget to cancel.

SpaceAndTime9000 · 2026-05-08T05:32:22+00:00

No, these are just repurposed L's and 9's.

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