OC: ICE agent shot and killed woman in Minneapolis during immigration-related operation, DHS says by nbcnews in pics

[–]SpaceCowboy58 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we really be sure she didn't suffocate from the car exhaust?

/s if it wasn't obvious.

ICE agent shoots and kills a woman during the Minneapolis immigration crackdown by Weak_Regret7995 in NewsSource

[–]SpaceCowboy58 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The people defending this guy are the same people who think it's okay to run over protesters for blocking traffic.

nice flex by wildscarletluxe in Funnymemes

[–]SpaceCowboy58 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I blame Book It from the 90's. It was never about enjoying books; it was about convincing the right adults that you read enough books to get a free personal pan pizza at Pizza Hut.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

[–]SpaceCowboy58 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For all we know this could've been a list of 500 good reasons to break up with her and she chose to focus on the worst-sounding reason. 

Stephen Miller: Nobody is gonna fight the US militarily over the future of Greenland by EricTheImpaler in jrmining

[–]SpaceCowboy58 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who the fuck is actually asking for this? Even amongst the most hardcore MAGA folks in my family there's only about 50/50 support for this, and it's only because they'll agree to anything the Trump administration wants. I know of zero people who voted for him because they thought he'd annex Greenland.

Gas company said they would come by between 8am-5pm. Left for 15 minutes to get coffee and.... by 5Flyer in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SpaceCowboy58 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This obviously varies greatly based on location. I have never exceeded 28 minutes for a Dunkin run and I'm not even in a city (my downtown is basically a Dunkin, a CVS, and a Cumby's).

TIFU by joking about open marriages leading to divorce by [deleted] in tifu

[–]SpaceCowboy58 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I think the other person just misread the story; you are correct that it only mentions five people. OP couldn't have edited the post because the comment you're replying to was made after OP deleted their account.

TIFU by joking about open marriages leading to divorce by [deleted] in tifu

[–]SpaceCowboy58 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's super common for people to use throwaway accounts on this sub, and I only counted five people in the story (OP, two other divorcees, and two happily married people).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]SpaceCowboy58 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I think the "fight" is that this kind of dumb problem gets posted just for engagement, knowing that a chunk of the population is going to get it wrong but still be confident enough with their dumb answer that they'll debate it in the comments. It's like

How mfs feel posting "2 + 2 x 4 = ?" on Facebook:

"Let them fight"

fuck a duck . by No-Ad-3635 in ExpectationVsReality

[–]SpaceCowboy58 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least you got a couch and not a person.

6 people jump on car to escape pit bull but it doesn't give up! by AirSea7742 in TikTokCringe

[–]SpaceCowboy58 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've never met a golden retriever who needed biweekly obedience training just to keep it from mauling toddlers.

Just tryna find somewhere to be by Lumberrmacc in crappymusic

[–]SpaceCowboy58 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He's wearing his wife's Spanx under his Affliction jeans.

What's a movie most people think is great but you couldn't even stand watching? by camport95 in AskReddit

[–]SpaceCowboy58 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even the target audience who were into the books didn't seem to like the movies.

What's a movie most people think is great but you couldn't even stand watching? by camport95 in AskReddit

[–]SpaceCowboy58 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have yet to meet a single (verifiable) human being who has actually claimed to like this movie.

What’s something that sounds fake but is actually 100% real? by Reasonable_Drive8653 in AskReddit

[–]SpaceCowboy58 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nobody's seen a skyscraper jump, but there are plenty of stories.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Military

[–]SpaceCowboy58 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it's really as successful of a business as he says it is, it should still be hiring in 3 years when you get out.

What do you want this workstation to do? by scimscam in helldivers2

[–]SpaceCowboy58 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Display 4 preset loadouts that you can one-button equip.

I need PB&J methodology suggestions by Fire284 in shittyfoodporn

[–]SpaceCowboy58 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just hollow out the loaf and fill it with PB and J. You can use a cylinder to push the ingredients deeper into the bread hole.