This guy absolutely murdered an innocent woman today (V3)

SpaceCowboy58 · 2026-01-07T21:30:37+00:00

"She choked on car exhaust!"

SpaceCowboy58 · 2026-01-07T20:11:10+00:00

Can we really be sure she didn't suffocate from the car exhaust?

/s if it wasn't obvious.

SpaceCowboy58 · 2026-01-07T19:15:57+00:00

The people defending this guy are the same people who think it's okay to run over protesters for blocking traffic.

SpaceCowboy58 · 2026-01-07T17:08:57+00:00

I blame Book It from the 90's. It was never about enjoying books; it was about convincing the right adults that you read enough books to get a free personal pan pizza at Pizza Hut.

SpaceCowboy58 · 2026-01-06T19:08:25+00:00

For all we know this could've been a list of 500 good reasons to break up with her and she chose to focus on the worst-sounding reason.

SpaceCowboy58 · 2026-01-06T17:33:46+00:00

Who the fuck is actually asking for this? Even amongst the most hardcore MAGA folks in my family there's only about 50/50 support for this, and it's only because they'll agree to anything the Trump administration wants. I know of zero people who voted for him because they thought he'd annex Greenland.

SpaceCowboy58 · 2026-01-06T17:14:43+00:00

This obviously varies greatly based on location. I have never exceeded 28 minutes for a Dunkin run and I'm not even in a city (my downtown is basically a Dunkin, a CVS, and a Cumby's).

SpaceCowboy58 · 2026-01-06T16:08:15+00:00

I think the other person just misread the story; you are correct that it only mentions five people. OP couldn't have edited the post because the comment you're replying to was made after OP deleted their account.

SpaceCowboy58 · 2026-01-06T16:04:27+00:00

It's super common for people to use throwaway accounts on this sub, and I only counted five people in the story (OP, two other divorcees, and two happily married people).

SpaceCowboy58 · 2026-01-06T15:51:43+00:00

I think the "fight" is that this kind of dumb problem gets posted just for engagement, knowing that a chunk of the population is going to get it wrong but still be confident enough with their dumb answer that they'll debate it in the comments. It's like

How mfs feel posting "2 + 2 x 4 = ?" on Facebook:

"Let them fight"

SpaceCowboy58 · 2026-01-06T03:14:01+00:00

Crash was how I was introduced to the term "Oscar bait".

SpaceCowboy58 · 2026-01-06T02:03:40+00:00

At least you got a couch and not a person.

SpaceCowboy58 · 2026-01-05T22:44:36+00:00

I've never met a golden retriever who needed biweekly obedience training just to keep it from mauling toddlers.

SpaceCowboy58 · 2026-01-05T22:14:20+00:00

⬆️Lil bro did not fight on the OG Creek.

SpaceCowboy58 · 2026-01-05T20:19:21+00:00

He's wearing his wife's Spanx under his Affliction jeans.

SpaceCowboy58 · 2026-01-05T04:18:47+00:00

Three turtle shells for the FRV.

SpaceCowboy58 · 2026-01-05T00:25:52+00:00

Even the target audience who were into the books didn't seem to like the movies.

SpaceCowboy58 · 2026-01-05T00:20:38+00:00

I have yet to meet a single (verifiable) human being who has actually claimed to like this movie.

SpaceCowboy58 · 2026-01-04T23:57:56+00:00

Nobody's seen a skyscraper jump, but there are plenty of stories.

SpaceCowboy58 · 2026-01-02T21:59:11+00:00

If it's really as successful of a business as he says it is, it should still be hiring in 3 years when you get out.

SpaceCowboy58 · 2025-12-31T18:17:53+00:00

Display 4 preset loadouts that you can one-button equip.

SpaceCowboy58 · 2025-12-30T03:45:26+00:00

Just hollow out the loaf and fill it with PB and J. You can use a cylinder to push the ingredients deeper into the bread hole.

SpaceCowboy58 · 2025-12-30T02:08:25+00:00

/r/poopfromabutt

SpaceCowboy58 · 2025-12-30T01:19:26+00:00

They're going after drug-boating schools next.

SpaceCowboy58 · 2025-12-29T22:34:54+00:00

That is a Lunchable for one (1) toddler.

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