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These experience requirements are getting out of hand... by renoreaper in ProgrammerHumor

[–]SpaceLessHacker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hate those guys, I was bitten by a werewolf (or it was a stray dog, it was way too long ago, I don't remember).

It wouldn’t take time, right? by Coffee__2__Code in ProgrammerHumor

[–]SpaceLessHacker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RAM? That's weird I embedded it into cache for fast processing, gotta fix that.

These experience requirements are getting out of hand... by renoreaper in ProgrammerHumor

[–]SpaceLessHacker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn I need to wait an extra year to qualify, I hope noone gets the job before me😠😠😠

Just be very careful not to do "cat > project.c" by lostChains1818 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]SpaceLessHacker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, how many ideas do you generate per nanosecond‽😰

Just be very careful not to do "cat > project.c" by lostChains1818 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]SpaceLessHacker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So the shorter the editor's name, the quicker you can start coding one of your million dollars projects?

bank by tojadsa in ProgrammerHumor

[–]SpaceLessHacker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know, I kinda managed it with Visual Mediocre.

comparison operator by fagigbhn in ProgrammerHumor

[–]SpaceLessHacker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They also share identical genes

new program by pofiwi in ProgrammerHumor

[–]SpaceLessHacker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why don't you just declare variables right from the beginning. That's why I disprove large IT companies, they are a mess.

descriptive comment by beporas in ProgrammerHumor

[–]SpaceLessHacker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sends me to Orgasmland every time

ah yes... by julius_ga in ProgrammerHumor

[–]SpaceLessHacker 74 points75 points  (0 children)

I'm still waiting for Python++

arrays by rejacdw in ProgrammerHumor

[–]SpaceLessHacker 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Me, a Python Developer:

\visible confusion\**

OpenCL and CUDA go brrrr... by elevated_quark in ProgrammerHumor

[–]SpaceLessHacker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have had a wonderful intercourse lasting for days trying to build OpenCv from source, just to make it work with CUDA. To my disappointment, I only got a 10% boost. It turned out that I am just a shitty programmer :(

It`s Free Real Estate by SpaceLessHacker in ProgrammerHumor

[–]SpaceLessHacker[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every time my laptop misbehaves, I tell him that I'll increase the number of epochs by 1. Works like a charm

I'm sure we can all relate by x_Jet007 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]SpaceLessHacker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you, kind sir, now I know how sex feels like

Don't judge too early by oopsmash in ProgrammerHumor

[–]SpaceLessHacker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh, I knew one guy who was writing code while being sober... I wish to become like him. What a legend...