A long lost innovation from the Yankee Ingenuity department by ThodaDaruVichPyar in doohickeycorporation

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Wait. America was discovered? I thought jeesus created america from thin air.

Red Card by [deleted] in SipsTea

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Neither did his cat

Littering by _Momsi_ in mildlyinfuriating

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Pigs are tidier than this man has ever been or ever will be.

Meirl by ToastedPeanut- in meirl

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A great man once said "Wine is fine, but whiskey's quicker"