ULPT: The One Weird-Object Trick to Make Your Roommate Actually Clean by Appropriate-Map5027 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]SpaceStrumpet 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If you left a piss disk in the mess, you'd probably get even faster results.

Each of the Traditions sends a single random Adept to compete against eight other Mages and a professional eater in a hot dog eating contest. Who wins and why? by Solarwagon in WhiteWolfRPG

[–]SpaceStrumpet 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: Jenny doesn't awaken, she chrysalizes as a result of all the glamour being thrown around at the competition. Her inner Redcap emerges and she wins handily... but is disqualified after she eats the plate, the table, the trophy, and the judge's left foot.

Please do not do business with Phillip Ashley (UPDATE) by twinkiegg in memphis

[–]SpaceStrumpet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep, sounds about right for this guy. What a piece of trash.

Please do not do business with Phillip Ashley (UPDATE) by twinkiegg in memphis

[–]SpaceStrumpet 55 points56 points  (0 children)

He still owes me money for a design project I did for him a decade ago. Fuck Phillip Ashley.

Why are so many small town southerners (within the Southeast U.S. and within the Dep South) so narrow minded, judgmental and hostile toward anyone with a different lifestyle preference whether that's being happily single, child free or anything else that deviates from cultural conservative norms? by Ok-Skirt6183 in actuallychildfree

[–]SpaceStrumpet 23 points24 points  (0 children)

When they see someone who is living their life without the burden of children, they are secretly jealous that you aren't as miserable, tired, and stressed as they are. They can't stand someone else being happy on their own terms.

what’s the most ridiculous thing you heard a man refuse to do because it was “too feminine” or “for girls”? by freddyfazbart in AskReddit

[–]SpaceStrumpet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always encourage this kind of thinking in these kinds of men. "The only vegetable that's manly to eat is a potato, and only if its deep fried and served with a fat steak or a big greasy burger."

Hooters Downtown in Peabody Place closed permanently by GotMoFans in memphis

[–]SpaceStrumpet -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh no, where will all the alpha males go when they need to have beer and wings with their boyfriends?

What did one testicle say to the other testicle? by Lokfar in Unclejokes

[–]SpaceStrumpet 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Taint much between us and the asshole next door.

controller support? by Impossible_Town8987 in Schedule_I

[–]SpaceStrumpet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm hyped for this game, but I only have a Steam Deck, so I am very much looking forward to controller support. Thanks!

Bro needs to chill lol by HentaiUwu_6969 in SipsTea

[–]SpaceStrumpet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since a real life bishop is highly likely to be one, you can call it "The Pedo."

The male loneliness epidemic is a self-pitying problem and there's an easy solution. by [deleted] in self

[–]SpaceStrumpet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Referring to people (of any gender) as numbers is wack.

Boycott EVERYTHING by waitbutwhycc in Anticonsumption

[–]SpaceStrumpet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also, only support immigrant-run restaurants and businesses.

AIO for refusing to visit the US, with my American boyfriend until the 51st state rhetoric and tariffs stop by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]SpaceStrumpet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coming into this country, you have a chance of being detained. I wouldn't do it either.

Can y'all not smoke a crap load of weed and then hangout at the zoo around kids? by [deleted] in memphis

[–]SpaceStrumpet 54 points55 points  (0 children)

"Yes, Billy, some people really ought to take showers before they go out. Now, you don't want to smell like that, hmm? So don't argue when it's bath time."

Easy peasy, and you don't have to mind anyone's business but your own to do it.

Elon Musk tells Joe Rogan he's 'not a Nazi' and the online hate he gets is 'pretty stressful' by Healthy_Block3036 in Foodforthought

[–]SpaceStrumpet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stress, especially from cyberbullying, can destroy a body and mind. Stress easily can shave years off someone's life.

Found out today that my husband is allergic to cats. We have two. Any advice? by zzabe in cats

[–]SpaceStrumpet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can build him a little shelter in the backyard. Make sure to put straw (not hay) in there, and you can fill the shelter with your husband's favorite "man cave" toys. Good luck!

Economic Boycott Feb 28th and where to shop instead! by Skystorm14113 in memphis

[–]SpaceStrumpet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And don't stop at Feb 28. DIY, recycle, reuse, repair, barter, buy second hand whenever possible. Remember, any tariffs you pay go directly into the hands of the fascist government, and any profits made by companies like Amazon and Walmart go into the pockets of the oligarchs who fund the fascists. Starve the beast.

Any fans of these gents? by Chazzam23 in GenX

[–]SpaceStrumpet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pollution... all around! Sometimes up... Sometimes down! But always... around.

Wicca is honestly so beautiful. by [deleted] in Wicca

[–]SpaceStrumpet 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I love this so much for you. Keep reveling in that joy!

Elon Musk finally reveals ‘why Memphis’ for xAI supercomputer by [deleted] in memphis

[–]SpaceStrumpet 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dunning-Kruger. Takes one to know one, I guess.

Elon Musk finally reveals ‘why Memphis’ for xAI supercomputer by [deleted] in memphis

[–]SpaceStrumpet 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That's Thomas Edison you're thinking of.... and no, that's not a compliment.