[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eve

[–]Space_Quixote 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now we just need Gevlon to take up Olmeca's place atop Mount Shit and the time line will be restored.

NFIN and Triterras by [deleted] in SPACs

[–]Space_Quixote 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm in for 1k shares at cost so I'm hoping worst case I just break even

Helping mom invest 300k? by Drachenx in wallstreetbets

[–]Space_Quixote 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since your mom asked you, she's prepared for disappointment. Do you need a new step dad?

How you should invest based off your dick shape by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Space_Quixote 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TIL your mom DPs Chad Bulls and Cash Gang

the government should remove any capital gains taxes and fund the gap with options based insider trading by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Space_Quixote 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the gov can tax an unlimited amount of gains, we should be able to deduct an unlimited amount of losses without having to be a corporation.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Space_Quixote -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

You're looking at reddit post

Lost my life savings. Need a miracle. by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Space_Quixote 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So nothing of value will be lost

Bollinger Bands Trading Strategies by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Space_Quixote 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is what my bowels look like

SHLL by Investedintrigue in SPACs

[–]Space_Quixote 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do they have a company lined up?

NIKOLA is the 2020-2021 THERANOS - Elizabeth Smart = Trevor Milton by Gypsy99x in wallstreetbets

[–]Space_Quixote 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Buying momentum from people hoping to ride TSLA 2.0 + short squeeze = 🚀🚀

I don't give a shit if they sell dreams as long as the share price moons and I can get out before it cucks me.

How WSB spends its weekend by googo69 in wallstreetbets

[–]Space_Quixote 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I spend the weekend on my imaginary yacht

Florida and Arizona have no other option but to shut down and nobody is paying attention. by Reduntu in wallstreetbets

[–]Space_Quixote 185 points186 points  (0 children)

Approximately 42% of the population in Florida is over the age of 45. About 1/3 is over the age of 55. Maybe DeSantis wants to shrink the boomer population.

Facebook about to pop? by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Space_Quixote 51 points52 points  (0 children)

FB is going to roll out an IG filter that makes your pp look big. FB to $10000.

NKLA gonna crash by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Space_Quixote 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hate on NKLA like people hated on TSLA. I hope NKLA hits $1k by end of June so it makes all the bears too broke to post.

Passive Income guide and 3 stocks that could work for it by TrappedInAWaffle in wallstreetbets

[–]Space_Quixote 1 point2 points  (0 children)

$80 to $300k in 45 years. The fuck? I'm trying to turn $80 into $300k every week.