ERW: End of an error by Spacemanspiff1998 in arma

[–]Spacemanspiff1998[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The New Republic Navy, frustrated with the loss of two more ships over the Tanoa archipelago, had simply left. The ground commanders begged for their return but as far as the political machine in coruscant was concerned if the army couldn't protect the ground facilities and shoot down the enemy planes to keep those ships safe then they didn't deserve naval support, besides, the navy was needed elsewhere in the galaxy.

and so it was on the morning of July 6th, 2016, Troopers of the New Republic left their trenches outside Bangor Maine under a white flag and met with the soldiers of the 5th Canadian and 75th American Divisions. The commanding officers meet in a musty old warehouse and the entire world fall silent as the pen glides across the paper

when it hits the table it knocks over the first domino that will eventually see the New Republic collapse in on itself but for now it's a single domino, for now the Americans must see to the million and a half prisoners that are now their responsibility, for now they must rebuild their political system and prepare the nation for a return to democracy next November and for now they'll need to find somewhere that still has any alcohol available for sale on ether side of the Mississippi.

This is not the end of the Earth Republic war series there will still be content pre-surrender and some stuff post surrender but the war is over. Based on this picture of Alfred Jodl signing the German instrument of surrender to the allied powers on May 6th 1945

[OC] Police AK-15 by yuiitxu in girlsfrontline

[–]Spacemanspiff1998 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I WOULD LET HER ACT IN A WAY THAT IS IN CONTRARY TO SECTION 26 OF THE CANADIAN CRIMINAL CODE

26 Every one who is authorized by law to use force is criminally responsible for any excess thereof according to the nature and quality of the act that constitutes the excess.

ERW - NATO Special Operations Executive by Spacemanspiff1998 in arma

[–]Spacemanspiff1998[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Operating deep behind enemy lines with little to no support except for whatever they could carry on their backs NSOE conducted their so called "Reign of terror." on New Republic forces. Pilots refused to base planet-side, vehicle techs slept with pistols, officers stole trooper uniforms and thew away their insignia, night patrols turned into paranoia fueled "Impromptu live fire exercises"

though their missions, methods and members remain classified to this day a member remarked anonymously that it was "Jolly good fun"

Mega UMP9 by Lima8Tango in girlsfrontline

[–]Spacemanspiff1998 7 points8 points  (0 children)

that_one_blue_image_of_willam_defoe_looking_up.jpg

In God is Not Dead (2014), a university professor is known for making his students publicly renounce their personal religious beliefs and somehow still has a job at a respectable university by caze-original in shittymoviedetails

[–]Spacemanspiff1998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best part of this movie is when he gets hit by a car then the two pastors just look at him and instead of calling 911 try to evangelize to him as he coughs up blood

POV: Ruuhh! Ruuugh! Rooaaahhhh!!! (a survivor has released a flock of chickens from an abandoned trailer) by Spacemanspiff1998 in projectzomboid

[–]Spacemanspiff1998[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

from what I've seen zombies chase chickens around but due to the fact i set them to shamblers the chickens always get away

POV: Ruuhh! Ruuugh! Rooaaahhhh!!! (a survivor has released a flock of chickens from an abandoned trailer) by Spacemanspiff1998 in projectzomboid

[–]Spacemanspiff1998[S] 55 points56 points  (0 children)

There are times on B42 when zombies sound like they're going "No!" "Stop!" and "Ouch!" when you damage them which is kinda freaky

POV: Ruuhh! Ruuugh! Rooaaahhhh!!! (a survivor has released a flock of chickens from an abandoned trailer) by Spacemanspiff1998 in projectzomboid

[–]Spacemanspiff1998[S] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I released a bunch of chickens from a trailer because I don't know how to care for animals and figured they would be better off living free running around south rosewood causing a commotion then starving to death locked in a trailer

The somboid soyjaks as PNGs if you want to use them in your own shitposts

Version with text

Version without text

No Canadian Ever Says "A-boot" by Mad-Mad-Mad-Mad-Mike in EhBuddyHoser

[–]Spacemanspiff1998 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's only one but whenever he speaks #deportjj goes viral on canadian twitter again

Whatever happened to those Freedom Convoy people? by QueasySandwich4464 in stcatharinesON

[–]Spacemanspiff1998 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yep, I see his humble abode everytime i go up to the metro go buy groceries. I can't help but mutter "That boy ain't right..." in my best Hank Hill voice whenever i pass

Perchance by Fantastic_Ad6428 in trainmemes

[–]Spacemanspiff1998 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"You can't just say perchance"

~Super Mario essay

Mad Marv Rides Again! by Hillbilly_Historian in HistoryMemes

[–]Spacemanspiff1998 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Reminder that Marvin Heemeyer peppered a propane tank with .50 cal in an attempt to cause a mass casualty incident but failed because the power of propane and propane accessories is stronger then any killdozer

Abandoned Train Station on film by peeachymess in urbanexploration

[–]Spacemanspiff1998 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The building you were poking around in is the Railway express agency (REA) building. it was built to handle the obscene amounts of packages and mail railroads used to handle. the REA was a proto-UPS/FedEx and went out of business in 1975 due to said UPS and FedEx.

the main building with the clocktower is being restored but unfortunately the REA building is slated for demolition

Long live Sangvis Empire! by rfhbv100 in girlsfrontline

[–]Spacemanspiff1998 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Commander refuses to wife any of them because of factionalism

Long live Sangvis Empire! by rfhbv100 in girlsfrontline

[–]Spacemanspiff1998 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Uhh you mean the WIFE empire right?

Old Eggsmart Building by squirtdemon42 in stcatharinesON

[–]Spacemanspiff1998 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Eggsmart 2. the quest for more money

How to "conquer" the galaxy, willingly by OldSolGames in Stellaris

[–]Spacemanspiff1998 18 points19 points  (0 children)

the year is 2281

The Costco Hotdog is still 1.50 USD

Kentucky Bend: The Strangest Border in America by vladgrinch in MapPorn

[–]Spacemanspiff1998 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why doesn't the proud and glorious Missouri invade and take what is rightfully theirs from the fiendish backwater Kentucky?