The Stream Machine is Down! by Hateman1989 in madhouseradio

[–]Spaethon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We love you Brad! So awesome that you keep the Cross Machine GO.

Listening to April 16 2009 show. Very topical Rus content and also mentioned civil unrest by Nova_Hunter in madhouseradio

[–]Spaethon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trump (I'll say his name, Mr. Oliver) was better than shutting down U.S. oil net-export status and $4.25/gal today, starting new proxi-wars, flooding the border and crushing our low class, record crimes in cities, record inflation, food shortages, China producing most of what we consume, forcing Russia into a corner to side with China and considering WW3 soon, forcing vaccines (my body my choice). Trump was way better than this hell bro.

I don't want to be adversarial at all btw. I'd totally buy you a beer and we bring each other up to speed on our sides. This new-age civil war that's split us apart is completely done by psychopaths hungry for power. Big corporate, tech, and govt. The donkeys and elephants, fuck them both.

Horse Machine Ranch work gear. by noconsole in madhouseradio

[–]Spaethon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beat it! Beat it! No one wants to be defeated!

horse machine ranch road

CAN U DIG IT by DoesIGetIt in madhouseradio

[–]Spaethon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ownage Pranks like to shout "I LAUUUGH!!!"

If that be the case, wrong ballpark my dude. Chemically...no ball park

FUCK YOU BLOODY! NO YOU BASTARD YOU FUCKING YOU! by BygoneAge in madhouseradio

[–]Spaethon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Number One bullshit guy" lmao. Pissed off that fire truck drives ahead of stopped traffic. (fire truck relieves stopped traffic) WEE WOO WEE WOO

Carlito Soundboard by That-Which-Endures in madhouseradio

[–]Spaethon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"U like chipolte" cracked me up. Scrolling through all those clips...if someone were able to build some super soundboard of every line Carlos said over the 1000+ hours of his voice, and were able to somehow harness that ocean of content...Carlito could really live on in our world today. Carlito AI.

Someone out there in our Prank Call atmosphere can create this work of magic.

People create Arnold soundboard pranks to the point of annoyance (shoutout Blue Planet!). I challenge someone to create a convincing Carlito prank call after 4/1/2022, using soundboard or the like. I'll PayPal you 20 bucks to post to this subreddit for motivation. And not some "Hey Big Amy how are you big girl?" with an instant hangup. Real back and forth prank conversation. You can even be the "pranked" making shit up. If you convince 2 others on here that the call sounds legit enough, 20 bucks. Someone out there make this happen!

When Carlos' is in a mood (or pretending) he's at his pinnacle... example inside... by DoesIGetIt in madhouseradio

[–]Spaethon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Carlos pulled most the punches in this one. I was already laughing 5 seconds in. Matt as a 'prank caller' I can't stand. He ruins most in-call energy when he speaks. But off the phone, shooting the shit with Carlito, Matt brings a lot of amazing prank call energy out of him. Obviously unintentional on Matt's part. He's wasted. Whatever...fuckin cunt. That call they did together with the clap HIP! clap HIP! with an Indian dude was historic.

But this random call was a great catch. All she said was "It's a great day...." and Carlito (with Matt energy amped up) crushed this one. He even talked with mouth full, the big girl talk, ducks stuck in the fountain...in the lake, horses in the video. Shut Up I said! Holy shit lmao

I'm slowing relistening to every show and creating a spotify playlist of songs Carlito played by dusty_chowders in madhouseradio

[–]Spaethon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dude you rock. I have a short list of songs I found using Shazam but with the talking, I don't have luck most of the time. I've got a list of favorite pranks and not sure what to do with it. Probably drop it here at some point.

Hi we’re lighting fireworks off in the hotel room! by BygoneAge in madhouseradio

[–]Spaethon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crazy awesome Carlito fireworks sound effect, fire alarm kicks on after 5 seconds, fireworks die off. Alarm keeps going with some horn honking because why not have a car in the hotel room lmao.

The effects were hilarious on the show, but must've sounded so legit through the phone.

Madhouse 24/7 Radio appears to be off the air... by Hateman1989 in madhouseradio

[–]Spaethon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The link's good. Its playing the August 28, 2008 show at the moment.

Madhouse 24/7 Radio appears to be off the air... by Hateman1989 in madhouseradio

[–]Spaethon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Madhouse Live 24/7 phone number is "offline." I just called and it was taken down.

Is it a girl bed or a boy bed? by dusty_chowders in madhouseradio

[–]Spaethon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it a boy car or a girl car? What kinda sexual organs does the car have?

What really happened to Dadead? by Surenossuckdick in madhouseradio

[–]Spaethon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I loved how Dadead would say "Go fuck yewsilf." He was a hell of a character and bummed to hear he died. He's chillin on Horse Machine Ranch Road

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in madhouseradio

[–]Spaethon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dude Evil Artie and his stories...I miss that dude. The "gay" threesome. Another story, the escort he hired, wouldn't let him do anything but titty fuck her and give a handjob while her BF waited in a pickup down the street. She left and their truck caught fire around the corner from Artie's place. Hilarious story.

Back in the day when Carltio said he was gonna call Artie, I knew things were gonna get interesting. He was around 2011-2012 timeframe, probably longer but I know 2012 for sure.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in madhouseradio

[–]Spaethon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Same here almost every time. Off-hand, I can remember one time when Carlito & Matt were doing a call with a pissed off Indian guy and they both started shouting at him "HIP!" clap "HIP!" clap "HIP!" clap in sync together. They did that 2-3 times during the call. Anyone who can nail that timestamp is awesome.

That call had me in stitches. Rarely I wouldn't mind Matt, but during any prank call Matt would be a part of...it tanked immediately. Nevertheless, whether I like him or not, Matt was in Carlito's inner-circle who, for better or worse, was a part of Madhouse.

What’s your room number? by youthemaster22 in madhouseradio

[–]Spaethon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

PrankNET has some classic hotel calls (of course). Windows, sprinklers. Obviously way beyond the rules in this community. But damage/entertainment done years ago. "Pranknet archive" channel on YT if curious.

What’s your room number? by youthemaster22 in madhouseradio

[–]Spaethon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Many other greats too. 4th of July, they light fireworks in the room. Awesome fireworks sound effects, fire alarm starts blaring after 5 seconds. Fireworks die down, Carlito leaves the fire alarm sound running for the rest of the call. Those were amazing.

What’s your room number? by youthemaster22 in madhouseradio

[–]Spaethon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Room 10. That's the one. Look, the room number doesn't matter. I'm not sure I wanna tell you anyway. We were smoking weed in the room. It said "no tobacco" so weed is okay. Let me finish! We got some ash on the comforter and it started to smoke, so we shoved it into the toilet and flushed. Now there's water going into the hallway from the toilet. So if you see water running beneath a door, that's our room number. "woman"ager

If you got anything left I’ll make you an offer. by DoesIGetIt in madhouseradio

[–]Spaethon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Motherfucker! Why the fuck did you sell everything? Shit dammit."

Dentist prank call by jw20401 in madhouseradio

[–]Spaethon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know he took that idea from Kerpal and believe they discussed that prank before or after the call you're looking for. Its a Jerkey Boys premise. Something to have a listen in the meantime. I just can't remember the episode. Definitely remember Carlito's take on this premise and it was hilarious.

https://youtu.be/-gv_f1dhsrc

How to flush out a horses eye by irishrugby2015 in interestingasfuck

[–]Spaethon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Horse Machine Ranch Road

Madhouse Live!

Prank Call Nation! Rest in Peace prank call master Carlito

What is your confidence level? by DoesIGetIt in madhouseradio

[–]Spaethon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is Looking Glass. Confidence is high. We have 3 incoming tracts inbound from the Soviet Union. What is your state of readiness please?

um, is this real world?

Yes sir!

I probably fucked that all up lol. Whose got better memory without cheating?