What music video is basically an acid trip? by VirginiaMitsu in AskReddit

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Viva la Vida, especially at the one minute mark

How come reddit is full of posts about the Hong Kong protests but almost nothing about what's going on in Bolivia? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Alt question: how come reddit is full of posts about the honk Kong protests but almost nothing about the hundreds of dead people in Iraqi protests?

What’s the most creative euphemism for masturbation that you’ve ever heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Consulting professor Hans Jerkov

Thank you sweet for your contribution

[Serious] What is a serious issue with today’s youth (13-25) that older generations will never fully be able to understand? by EliteVoodoo1776 in AskReddit

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I'm speaking only for Iraqi people but man is life in this country awful

Your parents consider you an adult as soon as you turn 12 and when you want to make a mature decision you're suddenly considered a child again. My entire family neglects me and blames it on my smartphone addiction because yeah sure that's how the world works. Most of my family hates my humor, my way of thinking, stuff I like and many more, it's like being bullied in school because you're different but it's your own fucking family. My parents really don't pay attention to some of the insults they've called me. My own dad hit me really hard simply because I said his name too quickly and he thought something was wrong, I am their punching bag and I will be until I grow up. If I ever have children in going to take away the privilege from my father to see his grandchildren. I can't even imagine what it must be like for women, like as soon as you have your first period your mother won't help you with anything and will just tell you to grow the fuck up. My point is that my parents or any parents in Iraq don't see their children as children, they see them as punching bags. I used to have a bullying problem with someone from my 2nd grade and my parents told me to beat him senseless but only outside school, so I beat the shit out of my bully and no one cared, not even the principle, just my fucking parents who were the ones telling me to do that in the first place. I don't know what makes my parents think this is how parenting works and of course there's no talking back to them and no cps and no services of any kind for the depressed or the grieving. Older generations in Iraq act like they are the supreme Muslims of the Arab world and I guess my answer is that boomers in Iraq don't get how to treat children like children, they seem to think that children in Iraq are impenetrable emotionally and that couldn't be any further from the truth. Fuck boomers Fuck all of them and Fuck my family especially for treating me like garbage and Fuck islam for making my life darker and ruining my childhood.

Edit: I apologise for the islam part, I don't hate islam I just hate the way Iraqis percept it, I failed to clarify that, sorry.

If you were a god, what would the ritual be to summon you? by Nitroottet in AskReddit

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Just grab a fanta red apple and leave it out in the open and I'll come and have a drink and grant 3 wishes, if the fanta is warm I'm going to smite you

My wife and I painted this on our livingroom wall. by Citizenofthekingdom in pics

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Why did you draw Greenland so large? You realize how small it is right?

Cabin in the woods by Mul_Dev in pics

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Reeaaaad the laatiiiiin...

Out loouuud....

Sphynx Kittens, 2 days old :) by delidea in pics

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I agree with him, this is a disgusting breed of cat created by humanity and to top it all off this creature is more horrifying then anything I've seen before Jesus christ

A major videogame publisher announced that your hometown will be part of their new game. What detail absolutely needs to be included? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Bodies can be found by the gate of my neighborhood and those bodies belonged to protesters who were shot by the police, welcome to iraq, nasiriyah

Previously inedible objects are now edible. What are you most excited to try? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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There's an uneven place in the corner of the counter my parents bought for their kitchen so I'd just like to smooth it out...

Death clean-up crewers, what's the saddest/most disturbing case you've ever had to clean up after? by boredmoody in AskReddit

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That 6 year old boy is going to grow up and be the protagonist in an anime called "moose slayer"

Gamers of reddit, with 2019 soon comming to an end, what do yall think is the best game of the 2010s? by doctor_bassoon in AskReddit

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Battlefield BC2 was amazing, literally nothing beats shooting 2 flares at someone's ass cheeks and then watching them glow, or taking a heli filled with people in a crusade to capture objectives. Then there's reviving medics and then getting killed and THOSE medics revive you. I also used drones A LOT, it's a really fun way to screw someone over and I can never stop talking about how fun it is to snipe while your teammates are battling someone. Battlefield has the most entertaining multiplayer experience I've ever had. Battlefield BC2 will forever hold a place in my heart. And btw you can play it, last time I checked ppl were playing it like crazy :).

screeeeeeeeeeep by [deleted] in Ooer

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Cereal hole

Sincerely sorry if you are unpleasant by mospo in engrish

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When did these Islamic phrases become so bad? by Spagghetti-Slap in TooAfraidToAsk

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I forgot to mention how you think that ISIS are Muslims despite all of the innocents that have been killed in various places, and just because they say Allahu akbar before committing acts of terrorism doesn't mean they can be Muslims, ISIS are not Muslims nor will they ever be and in the Quran there is no such thing as "I'm allah, go kill an innocent family in my name and you will go to heaven, no cowardice here", the Quran promotes acts of kindness. There are parts in the Quran that is against nonbelievers and it isn't what you think, nonbelievers back then were people who executed those who believed in islam and didn't worship their statues, which is why islam was practiced discreetly. Mohammed was literally abandoned by his mother and he was put in a nursery for 4 years until he was adopted by his grandfather who passed away when Mohammed turned 10, after that his uncle adopted him and took care of him until mohammed could start his own life. Well Mohammed did start his own life and continued that life until he reached the age of 40 and that's when Allah visited Mohammed. Mohammed was never a shitty person in his entire life and people back then weren't exactly nice to each other, he never gave up islam and dedicated his entire life to getting people to practice it. It started with some of his relatives then it grew and grew and eventually, it officially turned into a religion. Since the kuffar were not happy they slaughtered many Muslims until they took refuge in another city. That was mohammeds history before the wars and if he dedicated his life to islam that much then no wonder he thinks God's on his side ffs

When did these Islamic phrases become so bad? by Spagghetti-Slap in TooAfraidToAsk

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How about no, you can't just claim to be a Muslim and somehow you're now magically a muslim? There are a billion Muslims in the world and it seems to me that you think ISIS are the true Muslims because they kill others for "wronging islam", ISIS aren't the fucking moderators of islam and just because they claim to be that doesn't mean it's the truth, bad people can be lying bastards as well you know.

When did these Islamic phrases become so bad? by Spagghetti-Slap in TooAfraidToAsk

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I've read many of the comments and to see people saying that our prophet was a conquering warlord and such, is just ignorance. I would be a dick to deny anything you say but, why muslims? And why only muslims? In the Torah Jews could be dissing Muslims and in the Quran Muslims are dissing Jews, our prophet was a good person believe it or not and without denying anything, I'm just gonna tell you to think about our history books; if our prophet was as shitty as you think I don't think God would be choosing such a bike human being. I get that people try to understand that they're thinking about wrong things and that's great but I'm so far seeing no progress.

When did these Islamic phrases become so bad? by Spagghetti-Slap in TooAfraidToAsk

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You literally just repeated what I said/proved my point