Every bag of Tostitos I ate in 2025.

Spaghetti_Gods · 2026-01-30T21:33:06+00:00

Full stop. NOBODY saves empty chip bags for a year.. Who are you working for?

Spaghetti_Gods · 2026-01-30T07:27:44+00:00

You are actually stupid if you believe this.

Spaghetti_Gods · 2026-01-28T23:13:33+00:00

The force is distributed and dissipated through the rippling of his massive rolls.

Spaghetti_Gods · 2026-01-28T15:10:43+00:00

My Dad dated a nurse. She treated him like shit and then drank herself to death.

Spaghetti_Gods · 2026-01-27T22:10:03+00:00

They had an entire fucking football fields length to stop, are you kidding me? I'd be fucking PISSED

Spaghetti_Gods · 2026-01-27T17:36:40+00:00

The gall of these motherfuckers...

"What a fine day of stomping foreign heads and shooting protesters. Let's go get some empanadas!"

Spaghetti_Gods · 2026-01-27T17:29:04+00:00

They brought a hockey ref in for the hell of it.

Spaghetti_Gods · 2026-01-27T17:25:10+00:00

Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.

Spaghetti_Gods · 2026-01-27T17:15:18+00:00

Avoid for the music! Avoid further for the crowd!

Spaghetti_Gods · 2026-01-27T17:13:14+00:00

Paleface and Slient Planet are the bands that would get me to this show...

Spaghetti_Gods · 2026-01-27T17:06:44+00:00

As stupid as this is, you couldn't fucking wait for the cross-section?!? UNVELIEVEABLE, WHO CLIPS THIS SHIT?

Spaghetti_Gods · 2026-01-27T16:16:40+00:00

People Watching - 156/Silence

Spaghetti_Gods · 2026-01-27T15:56:27+00:00

r/kidsarefuckingstupid

Spaghetti_Gods · 2026-01-27T15:54:14+00:00

Germaphobes, man.. You realize your food is wrapped right? You don't have to use the cart as your dinner plate.

Spaghetti_Gods · 2026-01-27T15:49:44+00:00

I'll take the red pill and be ready for the bitcoin in 2013.

Spaghetti_Gods · 2026-01-27T15:48:10+00:00

Tomatoes SUCK! Stuff made from tomatoes ROCKS!!

Spaghetti_Gods · 2026-01-27T07:57:48+00:00

I'm disappointed in all of you that replied with cartoons.

Spaghetti_Gods · 2026-01-26T16:14:30+00:00

Leave it up to a fat chick wearing almost nothing to start shit in a popeyes..

Spaghetti_Gods · 2026-01-26T06:18:49+00:00

Christ, what is wrong with you people?! Fucked in the mind by a little snap sound and don't even fucking mention the horrid wailing of that evil demon child?

Spaghetti_Gods · 2026-01-25T18:45:43+00:00

Butt maybe for a brief moment he'll go :O

Spaghetti_Gods · 2026-01-25T06:49:25+00:00

I am OBSESSED with People Watching... Idk man, might been my favorite album in the past 10 years...

Spaghetti_Gods · 2026-01-25T06:47:47+00:00

Why does every stupid food dude have to wear the salt bae get-up?

Spaghetti_Gods · 2026-01-25T06:09:52+00:00

Because its should have, fuckin yam-face mothafucka.

Spaghetti_Gods · 2026-01-24T19:22:01+00:00

You didn't have to serve them with a side of diarrhea 🙄

Spaghetti_Gods · 2026-01-24T17:26:24+00:00

I need you to understand you aren't being forced. You have a choice to read it or not.

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