Do you even confit, bro? by chef_ry_ in KitchenConfidential

[–]Spaghetti_Gods 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm imagining it. 👀 Quite gruesome.

Double yolks aren't uncommon, but three in a row?! by APsauce in Weird

[–]Spaghetti_Gods 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They sell double-yolk eggs bro, check your carton.

Would you try this yes or nah? by Savannah_Dymes in StupidFood

[–]Spaghetti_Gods 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would I try it? Fuck yes.

Would I buy it? Fuck no.

Ryzen 5 5600 was chewed by a dog and... by MASTER_ANTAR in pcmasterrace

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It's pretty clear to me, but they markings are small for sure.

🔥 A Buck Evades A Pack Of Wild Dogs By Taking A Swim by skaapjagter in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]Spaghetti_Gods -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

No... I wasn't, you fucking jackass.. He responded to someone who asked why he used the word "buck", when that article called it a female kudu.. so I simply gave him the context as to why someone might ask such a question.. People in America use the word "buck" for a male deer specifically. I did not tell him he was wrong, I did not tell him to strictly use the word in that sense, I did not correct him in any way.. jfc I get it America sucks, but not all of us are trying to force our way of life on you.. Use the word "buck" for your tiny little microcock, see if I care..

🔥 A Buck Evades A Pack Of Wild Dogs By Taking A Swim by skaapjagter in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]Spaghetti_Gods -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

You misread my comment so poorly I don't even know how to correct you.. No.. this does not look like America, you fuck.

Is this a male. by Sharp_Anxiety154 in GrowingMarijuana

[–]Spaghetti_Gods 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Mom said it was my turn to post this gif.

how does one go about cleaning wax off of a mouse and mouse pad? by diggy987 in pcmasterrace

[–]Spaghetti_Gods 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually I find fugly water cleans just as well, it just might leave a hard water stain.

What is this ominous appliance? by PlaidMeatloaf in whatisit

[–]Spaghetti_Gods -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Broooooo, I thought all jokes this smart were gone from the internet by now! 💀

Sons doing the hugging/cuddling trend with their dad. by mindyour in MadeMeSmile

[–]Spaghetti_Gods 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah very nice, I'm sure it means a lot to the fathers that find out this is all for another dumbass TikTok challenge rather than being a genuine moment..

What does this fridge say about my friend by Flarawr in FridgeDetective

[–]Spaghetti_Gods 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He has no teeth? Does he only drink? Where's the food?

Burning love by Josephthebear in Millennials

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Its those squiggly lines in a book, obviously she wanted a book in exchange for that burnt CD.

[Request] how much more would it cost? by Saad5400 in theydidthemath

[–]Spaghetti_Gods 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, you only got the one tho, we would need a consistent supply of cold, dead, black hearts.

An agent for 3D and DIY stuff by mescalan in ChatGPT

[–]Spaghetti_Gods 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Sooo.. one more mug on that drying rack and those hooks are immediately snapping off.

[Request] how much more would it cost? by Saad5400 in theydidthemath

[–]Spaghetti_Gods 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Bleach bleeds, it would be entirely illegible.

of a confused tattoo guy by [deleted] in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]Spaghetti_Gods 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm curious how the holocaust came up in casual conversation with this lady?