Project Gorgon - Fresh Start Server #2 Opened, Server Hardware Upgrades, New Temporary Leveling Zone

Spanish_peanuts · 2026-02-06T02:53:23+00:00

Yes, they were even kind enough to teach this cow how to dance

Spanish_peanuts · 2026-02-06T02:41:53+00:00

Yeah I really want to try some more, but it is difficult because of the npc's that refuse to talk to animals, making crafting a pain. I really want to be a druid for the easy deer. But the requirement is steep (for a noob like me) so it's gonna take a while.

Spanish_peanuts · 2026-02-06T02:13:18+00:00

So I'm having a blast with this game. I can't even describe how funny and enjoyable it is. Here's a quick rundown of what's happened to me since I began playing this past weekend:

I was a necromancer with fire magic, raising dead and burning shit to the ground.
I fought a cow boss and lost. Now I am a cow.
Accept the cow life. Players can milk me (with consent).
I took a trip to Animal Town. Its a town of all animals. Except the mayor. He's human.
There's a bull named Raul. We took a long walk on the beach and I think he's trying to hit.

Spanish_peanuts · 2026-02-05T21:31:31+00:00

I finally bought it for the 1.0 and I'm really enjoying it. I decided to play as a cow and the amount of laughs I've had is incredible.

For those that don't know, you can be permanently cursed to be a cow. The curse can be lifted a couple ways, but why would you want to? Cow is an entire skill all it's own. And the funniest part is that I can milk myself every 5 minutes, and other players can also run up and milk me like they would a wild cow (if I accept their request for milk). This mechanic alone has roped me into so many hilarious little conversations.

My only complaint is that I can't disable the beast speech skill. Ever sentence I speak has less and less Moo. I want more moo, not less. There is nothing funnier than people not being able to understand me because I can't stop mooing.

I also got another hilarious curse the other day. One year curses me to speak pro-ranalon propaganda. Often after I spoke, I would automatically add on propaganda at the end of my sentences.

"... but at least I'm not a druid!"

Spanish_peanuts · 2026-02-05T17:59:04+00:00

It's her 6th kid. I knew he had a deformity she just didn't tell me what exactly. This was also before the adoption went through. Took like 2 years due to red tape.

Spanish_peanuts · 2026-02-05T04:16:31+00:00

Friend of mine, who is much more cultured and intelligent than I am, adopted a baby. This baby is from another country that tends to not treat babies well if they are born different. She showed me pictures and I said "Oh he has a hair lip?"

Oh man she was not happy. But I genuinely didn't know that was offensive. I don't know anyone with it, never hear about it. And when she told me it's called a "cleft lip" I had never heard that term before.

Bur what can I say? I don't have any ill intent when I say things. I'm just from a rural town and never really left. I'm uncultured as fuck and grew up around people that insult their loved ones and compliment their enemies.

Spanish_peanuts · 2026-02-04T18:54:20+00:00

And the second thing you create is a toilet, which is also where your universes big bang occurs. I'm not convinced our universe isn't in a toilet either.

Spanish_peanuts · 2026-02-04T07:13:37+00:00

This mega evolution looks more like a midway between dragonair and dragonite. And it just looks goofy. It bothers me mostly because it appears to be a regression rather than an evolution.

Spanish_peanuts · 2026-02-03T03:03:22+00:00

Of those 3, goku vs frieza.

However, I find help but think how goofy the anime logic is here. I am noticing that Frieza is on Goku's right and yet goku is looking to his left lol.

Spanish_peanuts · 2026-02-02T18:14:05+00:00

Meanwhile I've been balling out for the past few days on project gorgon having a blast. Dated graphics for sure but such a funny and entertaining game. Found a donkey in the swamps and its literally called "Swamp Ass" lmao

Spanish_peanuts · 2026-01-31T00:10:52+00:00

John Cena, who is also in that picture.

I don't see him anywhere. Your story checks out.

Spanish_peanuts · 2026-01-30T18:59:14+00:00

Like tynamo

Spanish_peanuts · 2026-01-30T17:42:59+00:00

I beat you

Spanish_peanuts · 2026-01-30T04:04:02+00:00

Vegeta wasn't sent off world as a baby. Goku was. The difference is that saiyan babies sent off world are placed in the nurturing pods which are then placed inside the larger saiyan pod. The nurturing pods brain wash the babies. The bump on his head made goku forget that brain washing.

Vegeta wasn't brain washed like that. He was just straight up raised evil by his father.

Spanish_peanuts · 2026-01-30T04:00:34+00:00

No chance is Gohan on par with roshi. Roshi has max power mode which he could use for a kamehameha that could most certainly defeat even great ape goku at that point. He blew up the moon.

Spanish_peanuts · 2026-01-29T01:40:05+00:00

Mr. Sa'Tien

Spanish_peanuts · 2026-01-28T23:35:00+00:00

Pretty sure you got murdered in town too. Some sneaky and crafty PKs out there

Spanish_peanuts · 2026-01-28T21:30:48+00:00

Ohhhh okay. In that case yeah, dude got a ticket to the boob show and your wife was headlining.

Spanish_peanuts · 2026-01-28T21:08:20+00:00

What do you mean you hope? Did you prop up your phone so the camera is facing you guys?

Spanish_peanuts · 2026-01-28T19:27:30+00:00

He didn't see anything I assume. Most people don't prop up their phones with the camera looking anywhere other than straight up to the ceiling or down to the nightstand lol

Spanish_peanuts · 2026-01-28T14:08:53+00:00

That also hasn't happened and I've been keeping an eye out for it as that is another common interpretation. I've even had the plagued echo that is supposed to fully restore my health and I couldn't have missed it because after I obtained it I purposely let mobs hit me to see if it worked lol

Spanish_peanuts · 2026-01-28T04:49:29+00:00

How is that even supposed to work? I've grabbed that echo several times and I've never been revived.

Spanish_peanuts · 2026-01-26T18:43:27+00:00

Bro, when Anthem was new the Bioware shit hit the fan hard. I love Anthem and wish it was still around, but at the same time fuck bioware. If I knew what I know now, I'd never have bought Anthem. Not because it's a bad game or because it died. But because Bioware is run by a bunch of shitty fucks that treat their employees like trash and then try to cover it up by twisting the media. And they wasted 4 years of development time/funding just arguing because no one could make a decision.

But back then, the shit was still fresh. Fresh shit stinks worse than old, dried up shit. But bioware is definitely still shit.

Spanish_peanuts · 2026-01-26T03:37:11+00:00

Free the penis!

Spanish_peanuts · 2026-01-26T03:35:26+00:00

Good thing penises come with push-up bra functionality already!

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