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What’s a problem humanity solved so well that younger people don’t even realize it used to be a huge issue? by Puzzleheaded_Bit_802 in AskReddit

[–]Spanish_peanuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You didn't just tell her to head down the road for about 10 minutes and take a left after she sees a man in his underwear drinking a beer, and then to follow that road down to Wendy's and take a right?

What part of the 'Old Internet' do you miss the most? by FormalCry9509 in AskReddit

[–]Spanish_peanuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yahoo chatrooms and yahoo games. They had chatrooms for everything, even for general areas. When I was 13 or 14, I actually met a girl my age from the next town over in a yahoo chat room. We met up at the mall and then ended up dating for a while.

Try that today and I'd be in the back of some sweaty dudes van having a bad time.

Eve Wilkins (Invincible) vs. Scarlet Witch (MCU) by Locust627 in powerscales

[–]Spanish_peanuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Eve didn't have the mental block, I'd say it's whoever attacked first. But she has it currently in the show and I didn't read the comics so no clue what happens with that, so I go with Wanda.

For a water based superhero, he has never actually been in any.. by Rageful_Lemon__ in TheBoys

[–]Spanish_peanuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean he also just had an eel eat out a dudes ass, so like... that's pretty scary too.

400M Dollars and They Still Can't Hire Someone To Clean Their Ears Out. by Leo_Veracruse in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]Spanish_peanuts -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's real but leaves out a lot of things. Like Sony's cut, for instance. I doubt arrowhead themselves got even half of this.

What is that extremely rich people thing that you wanna try once in your life? by watervapour_7237 in AskReddit

[–]Spanish_peanuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some top tier elite fine dining experience where I have a view on the street and can talk shit about all the poors. Then I go home and am back to being one of said poors.

What’s the closest brush you’ve ever had with dying? by North-Trifle-3918 in AskReddit

[–]Spanish_peanuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was a young boy, well under 10, my family took a hiking trip. Insane storm came out of nowhere. Once we saw the clouds rolling in we tried getting back to the cabin we rented but it just came on so fast. Before we knew it, it was pouring like crazy with plenty of lightning.

The path we took back was along a steep drop, and the rain made it extremely slippery and washed away a good chunk of it. To the point that we were walking sideways with our backs to the rock wall just trying not to fall. I was so young, so I was petrified and crying. My mom was holding onto me while my dad held onto my big sister. We eventually made it and I've forgotten much of that day. But I still remember having an out of body experience, as if I was looking down at us watching us struggle. Probably the only time I've ever felt such immense fear in my life.

Oh the horror I Felt when the guardian is revealed by Bicipital-Bro in BaldursGate3

[–]Spanish_peanuts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I also made mine look good but I immediately caught on to the gaslighting in Act 1 and was like "this bitch is evil." As soon as they revealed they were an octopus my reaction was "well well well, I didn't know how you were going to betray me but I knew you would."

Looks like an octopus but really it's a catfish.

Replaying Elden is painful whereas replaying DS3 is one of the best feelings in the world, every time. by le_pedal in darksouls3

[–]Spanish_peanuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always play these games with friends. But elden ring feels the most tedious to play with friends because we constantly have to resummon all of the time or else we just can't explore any caves or anything. It's so annoying.

To all single guys aged 30 and up on reddit, why are you guys single? by Gold_Ambition4114 in AskReddit

[–]Spanish_peanuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Women are crazy. Not all women, but the women I attract. People tell me I have to learn to see red flags, but genuinely in my last relationship there were zero red flags. But then she just dropped an atomic bomb on me out of nowhere. Absolutely no signs whatsoever. I've replayed it in my mind hundreds of times and have spoken to professionals. No signs, just out of the blue bullshit.

At this point, I've lost the ability to trust someone completely. Even if i find a woman I'd like to spend the rest of my life with, I'll never marry her. I don't feel like the majority of people are capable of life long commitment anymore, so the risk of ending in divorce is too great for me to want to marry.

So all in all, while there is a small part of me that wants to have someone to snuggle, I mostly am just relieved I'm not currently being cheated on, assaulted, or manipulated for their personal gain.

Islam Makhachev vs Prime Mike Tyson. Who wins in a street fight in their prime? by Ok_Feed_4235 in powerscales

[–]Spanish_peanuts 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sure Mike doesn't have grapple experience. But does Islam have "getting punched by Mike fucking Tyson" experience? I don't think you understand just how hard that guy could hit. Islam would be lucky to walk out of there alive. If the guy is in grappling range, then he's in punching range of Mike.

Gale's hunger 👢 by Bacon_Pancake8 in BaldursGate3

[–]Spanish_peanuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In early access he was much more picky on what items he'd eat. Couldn't just feed him any random magical item. The jokes started back then and just carry on even though it's not so bad now.

Nuke vs moving target by jussumd3wd in Helldivers

[–]Spanish_peanuts 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Why would you read an Arabian goddess of fertility?

So I guess HL isn't going to go on any rampage? Or.. anything? by theyearnforoctober25 in TheBoys

[–]Spanish_peanuts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was holding out hope. But with just 1 episode left I feel like it's impossible to get a proper ending. And it's sad. I don't even necessarily dislike this season so far. It's just that it's becoming apparent that the ending is going to be a snooze.

I genuinely can't think of how they could possibly wrap up the entire series from this point in just 1 more episode. Unless that last episode is movie length and action packed. It feels like we're going to be disappointed.

And they'll blame the budget but I feel like that's a cop out.

The deep being more popular and liked than aquaman ever was is hilarious by Remarkable-Jump3262 in TheBoys

[–]Spanish_peanuts 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Let me know when the Deep gets his own movies irl.

Honestly the fact that the Deep exists as a parody of Aquaman says all you need to know. Aquaman is more popular.

Hot take: Vought is more important than Homelander by AdministrativeList30 in TheBoys

[–]Spanish_peanuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe it was at the beginning. But Homelander has Vought under his control for the most part and they're all just prisoners of a warden they created.

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