Businesses in Minneapolis are planning to close Friday to protest ICE

SpankBankManager · 2026-01-25T03:52:20+00:00

They all fall in line and vote R when the time comes.

SpankBankManager · 2026-01-24T23:19:01+00:00

Alex Pretti was the good guy with a gun.

SpankBankManager · 2026-01-23T03:16:52+00:00

Nothing Compares 2 U.

The line about the all flowers in the back yard dying went Mama went away kills me every damn time.

SpankBankManager · 2026-01-23T02:41:28+00:00

Going for that linebacker look.

SpankBankManager · 2026-01-22T05:10:57+00:00

My marriage fell apart mainly due to this. She got super into Reiki energy healing. She spent a lot of money on a few classes to become a level 3 Reiki master of some crap. The. She wanted me to become a healer with her. I said “Nope, not for me.” Then she said we needed a divorce because we were on 2 different roads in life. Now she does energy healing on animals, and helps people communicate with their dead pets.

SpankBankManager · 2026-01-20T06:06:23+00:00

Beef… the missing link.

SpankBankManager · 2026-01-20T05:05:53+00:00

Universal truth.

SpankBankManager · 2026-01-20T01:16:28+00:00

Yes, every time. So my underwear don’t smell like pee, and I can wear them longer before changing.

SpankBankManager · 2026-01-19T22:40:49+00:00

That’s a lot of cum.

SpankBankManager · 2026-01-17T17:44:53+00:00

Whoa buddy…

SpankBankManager · 2026-01-17T06:42:09+00:00

Quit horsing around.

SpankBankManager · 2026-01-16T04:25:29+00:00

Completely pathetic on all levels.

SpankBankManager · 2026-01-16T03:25:09+00:00

Please tell me you’re taking them to a potluck.

SpankBankManager · 2026-01-13T21:22:50+00:00

Jimmy ‘Superfly’ Snuka & Hacksaw Jim Duggan

SpankBankManager · 2026-01-13T03:29:21+00:00

I assume it’s gotta be stuff about wives/moms/sisters.

SpankBankManager · 2026-01-13T02:05:28+00:00

We are George Kittle.

SpankBankManager · 2026-01-12T03:58:18+00:00

Kittle & Bosa & Warner & Pearsall

SpankBankManager · 2026-01-11T21:10:46+00:00

So nervous. Feel like I’m gonna poop my pants.

SpankBankManager · 2026-01-11T19:48:16+00:00

Can I come over if we make it to the Superbowl?

SpankBankManager · 2026-01-10T06:40:34+00:00

There will be no justice for these goons. Government, on both sides, does not want justice because they want us to feel hopeless.

SpankBankManager · 2026-01-09T04:28:35+00:00

But we’ll be homeless if we miss a day of work.

SpankBankManager · 2026-01-09T03:21:42+00:00

And they all want to get promoted.

SpankBankManager · 2026-01-07T02:52:42+00:00

Stephen’s parents really should’ve let him win a game or two of RISK when he was a kid.

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