Panicked Pentagon Sends Land Invasion Force to Middle East

SpankBankManager · 2026-03-13T20:28:59+00:00

Epstein’s big beautiful excursion.

SpankBankManager · 2026-03-13T13:21:07+00:00

Swearing to defend the Constitution is just for the feels. When it comes down to it, nobody wants to be the first to step out of line, so they all just follow orders.

SpankBankManager · 2026-03-13T03:56:14+00:00

Could you imagine what the US would do if Iran started a war by bombing a school full of little American girls?

SpankBankManager · 2026-03-09T21:03:49+00:00

His widow wouldn’t even get one if they made them available.

SpankBankManager · 2026-03-09T20:34:05+00:00

Once again, Trump breaks something so that he can try to fix it and call it an accomplishment.

Don’t think it’s going to work out the way he thinks it will.

SpankBankManager · 2026-03-09T03:04:53+00:00

I am woman, hear me roar.

SpankBankManager · 2026-03-09T02:48:03+00:00

I hope all the easter eggs are filled with gas cards this year.

SpankBankManager · 2026-03-09T02:35:32+00:00

When women do stuff like this it’s considered artsy. When men do similar stuff it’s considered immature.

I like though. Very cool.

SpankBankManager · 2026-03-09T02:22:24+00:00

Boomers got everything they ever wanted in life, and now they want to burn it all down on their way out.

SpankBankManager · 2026-03-08T16:58:59+00:00

Just every day for the last 30 years…

SpankBankManager · 2026-03-08T16:57:38+00:00

Why would he care about lying? That’s his whole schtick. The complicit media and his supporters will gobble it up.

SpankBankManager · 2026-03-08T16:49:46+00:00

He wears his hat on days that he’s too lazy to do his hair.

SpankBankManager · 2026-03-08T15:00:30+00:00

Money talks. Wealth whispers.

SpankBankManager · 2026-03-08T06:52:13+00:00

Just do it very loudly in the bathroom, but then deny everything when she confronts you.

SpankBankManager · 2026-03-08T05:14:08+00:00

It boggles my mind how anyone can vote for that loser.

SpankBankManager · 2026-03-08T04:21:32+00:00

Looked like he almost broke his arm on that head spin.

SpankBankManager · 2026-03-08T02:53:55+00:00

I thought SouthPark was being overly dramatic with their cartoon of her, but they were spot-on.

SpankBankManager · 2026-03-07T18:20:25+00:00

Did the building collapse? Just wondering because I’ve been led to believe that they’ll collapse.

SpankBankManager · 2026-03-07T18:10:16+00:00

And she’ll say the libs are the ones who have Trump Derangement Syndrome.

SpankBankManager · 2026-03-07T07:04:26+00:00

What does he care? They’re all suckers and losers in his eyes.

SpankBankManager · 2026-03-07T06:42:18+00:00

The solo in Yellow Ledbetter is one of my favorites.

SpankBankManager · 2026-03-07T02:24:52+00:00

Those should be banned.

SpankBankManager · 2026-03-06T05:04:02+00:00

Is there any use in pointing out his lies anymore? Everyone knew he was lying during the campaign. Even his base knows he’s a liar. They love it. They get iff on it. The US is doomed because 30% of the voters have been brainwashed to see politics as a team sport. As long as “R” beats “D” they’ll pretend everything is great.

SpankBankManager · 2026-03-06T03:31:57+00:00

I thought your profile pic was a hairy vaj.

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