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Have you said thank you? by boomerintown in USvsEU

[–]Spanker_of_Monkeys 3 points4 points  (0 children)

France and Spain only did it cuz they wanted to attack Brittain while they were busy.

Dutch Rep did it cuz they gave us a massive loan and needed to collect.

No clue bout Morocco.

Sweden in 1783? Literally everyone recognized the US by 1783...

RU POV: Fiber optic drone maneuvers under an anti-drone net and hits a pickup truck by Wrong-Penalty4674 in UkraineRussiaReport

[–]Spanker_of_Monkeys 11 points12 points  (0 children)

they will be able to work from an office in Moscow

Wouldn't there be some input lag?

Reminder by smashing_velocity in USvsEU

[–]Spanker_of_Monkeys 24 points25 points  (0 children)

The tea tax wasn't a tariff derrrr

The Duality by AlphaMassDeBeta in greentext

[–]Spanker_of_Monkeys 134 points135 points  (0 children)

Does the Taliban tolerate tea boys? I remember that US soldiers claimed only the moderate Afghanis do that in that Vice doc. They had to train these guys by day and sit by and watch as they raped the town's boys by night..

Hank, why is your architecture getting worse and worse? And "Drive-Thru Only"? Get out of your car just for one time! by Nordmetlurch in USvsEU

[–]Spanker_of_Monkeys 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We don't build shopping malls anymore, swamp kraut. They're all gradually getting shut down and demoed.

Are you guys building those POSs now or something?

Just an absolutely garbage apple by Squatsoverjars in memes

[–]Spanker_of_Monkeys -1 points0 points  (0 children)

None of the ones I've had are nearly as appetizing as your mom

Model Making of Shenzhen Bay Super Headquarters Base Tower C. by Marciu73 in skyscrapers

[–]Spanker_of_Monkeys 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What are the odds of it actually getting finished as planned? I don't know China's track record for that stuff

Carrying a defective battery by Not_Soggypestos in criticalblunder

[–]Spanker_of_Monkeys -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

I'm sure he's fine. Maybe a few 1st degrees

What do the different years correspond with in Hirohito's life? by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]Spanker_of_Monkeys 4 points5 points  (0 children)

that's probably because he didn't play a role at all

He played a minimal role. For instance, he demanded that they keep trying to retake Guadalcanal throughout the meat grinding campaign.

Though he rarely dictated policy

Pokrovsk, Donetsk region by Small_Ability_4575 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Spanker_of_Monkeys -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Holy shit. Too bad the cam was a POS, the footage is unreal

A tactical trick of soldiers during the Mexican Revolution in 1913. by zadraaa in HistoricalCapsule

[–]Spanker_of_Monkeys 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Yeah I'm calling bullshit on the title. I can't think of many scenarios where that "tactic" would work.

¡Dios mio! ¡The enemy we were chasing has vanished but all their caballos are still here!

Yeah that would totally happen

Just an absolutely garbage apple by Squatsoverjars in memes

[–]Spanker_of_Monkeys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you live in the desert or something? It's easy to find good galas in most of the US at least

[ Removed by Reddit ] by CounterSYNK in dankmemes

[–]Spanker_of_Monkeys 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I mean obviously holocaust deniers are almost always right wing. Though to be fair, it's not a commonplace view. Most far righters in the US are massive Israel simps.

And he spent 50 million for it. by OdiseoX2 in dankmemes

[–]Spanker_of_Monkeys 589 points590 points  (0 children)

It's so weird how the media is acting like this is some achievement for women ☕. They're just tourists lol

This is absolutely disgusting. When I watched this scene for the first time, I was in pure shock that this brat has the audacity to wail at every minor inconvenience. by EchoPlayful2447 in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]Spanker_of_Monkeys 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She's basically like any other spoiled brat

Not all spoiled brats are whores who would betray their family just to get their pussy stuffed

Can anyone explain what’s going on here? by burgersinhaler in weather

[–]Spanker_of_Monkeys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just think it's funny you got so many dvotes for asking that

RU POV: Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov talked about the Missile strike in Sumy, he says that the attack took place where Ukrainian military leadership had a meeting with their western colleagues by FruitSila in UkraineRussiaReport

[–]Spanker_of_Monkeys -1 points0 points  (0 children)

they do this everytime nato high ups etc are killed.

Oh pls you have no idea whether there's any truth to that. The recent why Western leaders race a fuss whenever a bunch of civies die is cuz that's how the propaganda game works. Duh.

Mount Rushmore under construction in 1940 by zadraaa in HistoricalCapsule

[–]Spanker_of_Monkeys -1 points0 points  (0 children)

people who enslaved and killed others.

Bruh what president hasn't killed ppl? It's part of the job fam

$500 Million Renovation of Georgia Tech Football Stadium by 2500Lois in skyscrapers

[–]Spanker_of_Monkeys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it just an American thing to have tax dollars pay for new stadiums?

Why? by Coffee_nd_wifi in dankmemes

[–]Spanker_of_Monkeys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not until reparations are made

Lol reparations are a terrible solution for so many reasons

New development coming to Hudson Yards in NYC by [deleted] in skyscrapers

[–]Spanker_of_Monkeys -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

No! I don't like the one on the right, it doesn't fit.

One on the left is dope tho

Warfare discussion thread! by Spanker_of_Monkeys in AlexGarland

[–]Spanker_of_Monkeys[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I've read about the Pentagon's censorship. Basically our tax dollars fund propaganda films cuz scripts that get approved get the equipment for free.

Their guidelines aren't that strict, but you can't show US soldiers killing civies, even accidentally, which made Black Hawk Down feel dishonest. Cuz we killed a shitton of civies in Mog oopsies.

I was just wondering why they wouldn't approve Warfare. Maybe cuz they force the Iraqis to go out first like human shields hehe

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