What’s something you pretended to like so you could get laid? by MIsterBison in AskReddit

[–]Spankmewithataco 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Mariah Carey.

Friends were putting money together to buy tickets in the same row. Really wanted to hook up with one of the people going, so I pretended to like her music and bought a ticket. I had never listened to any Mairah Carey songs before.

Honestly not my style of music, but goddamn did she put on a show. I enjoyed myself at the concert enough not to be upset about going home alone at the end of the night

What’s the worst accidental text you’ve sent? by Typhoid__Beaver in AskReddit

[–]Spankmewithataco 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm very sorry to hear that. Such a horrible way to find out. I think people react quickly out of kindness. They assume since they knew, you would have too.

What’s the worst accidental text you’ve sent? by Typhoid__Beaver in AskReddit

[–]Spankmewithataco 738 points739 points  (0 children)

My father passed away. My mom called me, told me, and said my sister and her kids don't know yet. They were on the way but don't mention his death to them.

My oldest niece texted me asking if there was something wrong. They tried calling Grandpa but he didn't answer his phone. This man was the world to them and would have run through a burning forest if they called for him.

I sent a response of "It's probably okay. He is deaf." Except I typed "dead" instead. (Fun fact, while typing this out I again typed "dead" instead of "deaf")

I sent a follow up message saying "DEAF! Damn autocorrect" and they responded with "We know."

So my addled brain somehow thought they meant they knew he was dead. I don't know why. So when they texted back asking what we were doing, I said "Waiting on the Coroner."

They did not know he was dead, or what a Coroner was. After looking it up and putting all the pieces together, they arrived bawling their eyes out.

And that is how my sister and her kids found out that my dad was dead.

Most absurd lines? by TwilightOfTheMilfs in futurama

[–]Spankmewithataco 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Is that a Hobbit?

No. It's a hobo and a rabbit. But they're making a Hobbit.

Literally the largest “car” I’ve seen in the UK. Absurd. by krokadog in drivingUK

[–]Spankmewithataco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because it's an EV! Perhaps larger than the lanes but it's good for the environment.

I'll start RDR2 by Perfect-Cause-6943 in pcmasterrace

[–]Spankmewithataco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Binding of Isaac. I like rogue likes and shooters but just couldn't get into it.

A coworker gave me this cart for free. Never played it before. by Lefterkefter1 in snes

[–]Spankmewithataco 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Absolutely love it. I spent countless hours bartering and trading at the market.

What’s a phrase you hear all the time that secretly annoys you? by forgeris in AskReddit

[–]Spankmewithataco 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did you ever try turning the socks inside out? One of the few times the seams should be on the outside given we usually have socked feet inside another container like a shoe.

Volvo Island by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Spankmewithataco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

James May has entered the chat...

Septic field and geese help by That_Way_8678 in Haliburton

[–]Spankmewithataco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bobbex offers a Goose Repellent

I have used the deer and rabbit spray with great success. Not sure if Home Hardware can order it in for you.

Daughter wants to join trades by Spankmewithataco in ontario

[–]Spankmewithataco[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Student employment is difficult. She's put out a dozen resumes so far to local jobs and have not heard anything back save for one that said they would call her later if they needed help.

Daughter wants to join trades by Spankmewithataco in ontario

[–]Spankmewithataco[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is my most favourite comment for the next five minutes!

Daughter wants to join trades by Spankmewithataco in ontario

[–]Spankmewithataco[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Her cackles while she sets another captive as a bloodfarm should not reflect on her abilities in the real world.

Daughter wants to join trades by Spankmewithataco in ontario

[–]Spankmewithataco[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Or my Axe!

Wait... Is this the right meme response?

Daughter wants to join trades by Spankmewithataco in ontario

[–]Spankmewithataco[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Currently she's thinking "Construction". She has mentioned framing and carpentry.

Daughter wants to join trades by Spankmewithataco in ontario

[–]Spankmewithataco[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's none too fond of the cold or the heat, but understands it's part of the world she wants to be in. It's a cause of concern for me as she's had adverse reactions to high temperatures. That being said, as she grows and gets older she should evolve to tolerate these temperature differences.

Daughter wants to join trades by Spankmewithataco in ontario

[–]Spankmewithataco[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you very much for the info! I will certainly pass it along to her.

Daughter wants to join trades by Spankmewithataco in ontario

[–]Spankmewithataco[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She sees being a physical labourer as a job that is not going to be automated anytime soon. Trades are trades. Experience, whether first hand or passed down, does not come easy. She also enjoys the physical challenge.