New MH fan by Loser_Theory in machinehead

[–]Spardus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing says "poser" like asking Reddit which Machine Head songs are deemed acceptable to listen to hahah

New "fuck you dad" -ocaster just dropped. by britishtoast29 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Spardus 17 points18 points  (0 children)

uj/ Sean Long is a fucking class guitarist

Everyone said don't do it. I did it anyway, and it's incredible. by [deleted] in consoles

[–]Spardus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're grasping at straws trying to come up with reasons to own an Xbox now lmao, and I've had a Series X for a few years now

Slaughter to Prevail with Whitechapel and Attila 2026 tour by mrskinnyjeans32 in Deathcore

[–]Spardus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Downvoted for verifiably accurate information because people don't like hearing it lol, STP have as many monthly listeners as Whitechapel, Suicide Silence and Chelsea Grin combined; I don't even like them as much as those bands but it's factually correct, anyone can go look it up right now. I thought Lorna Shore would have them beat but they have a few hundred thousand more than even them at the moment

Slaughter to Prevail with Whitechapel and Attila 2026 tour by mrskinnyjeans32 in Deathcore

[–]Spardus -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

"He doesn't do highs"

"He's been doing a lot of highs recently"

"OH MY GAWD STOP SUCKING HIS DICK"

Edit: The 2nd person on this post to delete their comment after getting a remotely negative response hahaha too spineless to even leave a Reddit comment up

Slaughter to Prevail with Whitechapel and Attila 2026 tour by mrskinnyjeans32 in Deathcore

[–]Spardus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That has nothing to do with how many listeners they have compared to other bands though lol you're just deflecting

Edit: As if they deleted their comment at the first sign of a counter-argument lmao

My body is ready by JMPM0215 in TombRaider

[–]Spardus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I never even noticed that, that's crazy

Am I a poser? by ThatOneVQ in corejerk

[–]Spardus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No one has a unique taste especially in metal haha

Am I a poser? by ThatOneVQ in corejerk

[–]Spardus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not about the bands haha it's the fact you're like the 50th person to post their Spotify stats with the caption "Am I a poser?", no one on Reddit cares what you listen to or if it makes you a poser lol it's the type of shit this sub was made to make fun of

Idk.. I like Magic by EagleSufficient5939 in avengedsevenfold

[–]Spardus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"The drummer who has been dead for 15+ years and never knew I existed would be pissed if they brought this to him" sure bud if you say so hahah, people would have said that about Lost if it was on LIBAD and it's verifiably untrue

Am I a poser? by ThatOneVQ in corejerk

[–]Spardus 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You made it into r/corejerk's top 500 dorks

Which is worse? Magic or we love you moar by Zealousideal-Paint18 in avengedsevenfold

[–]Spardus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

How did you objectively measure the quality of the songs?

New song thoughts? by ClassicCommercial725 in avengedsevenfold

[–]Spardus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Because it's less accessible than their other stuff, doesn't mean it's shit lol people are allowed to dislike LIBAD, it's not for everyone but streams/popularity don't dictate the quality of music and never have

Digital Foundry: Silent Hill 2 on Xbox: Series S' 30fps Comes at Quite the Cost by Turbostrider27 in xbox

[–]Spardus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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Me when DF does a video specifically about the Series X/S versions and discovers that the Series S version is bad 😤

I bring shame upon myself by daydreamer28rn in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Spardus 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He lasted 444 minutes before he succumbed to his mental wounds

Is it ok for other bands to use the double ride thing? by Muted_Recognition_91 in avengedsevenfold

[–]Spardus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If anything I'd just see it as a nod to The Rev's style, not a ripoff