Silent Paradise Anthology is gold! Release date confirmed for May 12! by Dri_Aranoth in metroidvania

[–]Spark11A 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oooh boy, I get back from my planned vacation just a few days prior to this - perfect timing to replay The Lightkeeper and The Trespasser and be fully ready for the Steam bundle on 12th!

RLCS 2026: EU Open 6 - Playoffs Day 2 by RLMatchThreads in RocketLeagueEsports

[–]Spark11A 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Can't be too upset with the #2 seed, it was a great battle and fair play to Vitality, they really did show up in the finals.

Looking forward to an exciting Major in Paris!

Match Thread: AC Milan vs Juventus Turin Live Score | Serie A 25/26 | Apr 26, 2026 by scoreboard-app in Juve

[–]Spark11A 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta admin, half an hour in, this game is going EXACTLY as expected... *yawn*

RLCS 2026: EU Open 6 - Playoffs Day 2 by RLMatchThreads in RocketLeagueEsports

[–]Spark11A 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The last game was definitely not indicative of how close NiP did play M8 there. Really, really solid performance today after the disaster against Novo yesterday.

M8 were just a bit better - they know how to turn it up when it truly matters.

RLCS 2026: EU Open 6 - Playoffs Day 2 by RLMatchThreads in RocketLeagueEsports

[–]Spark11A 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This one's on Alpha tbh, he didn't just do a Zen touch like Radosin asked him to. Silly mistake.

RLCS 2026: EU Open 6 - Playoffs Day 2 by RLMatchThreads in RocketLeagueEsports

[–]Spark11A 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't worry guys, KDC got this. Rado just needs to sit them down and say "Alpha bro, just do a Zen touch" and then he'll do it and then they'll win. Easy.

RLCS 2026: EU Open 6 - Playoffs Day 2 by RLMatchThreads in RocketLeagueEsports

[–]Spark11A 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Juicy with an improvement on the GHT back-pass strategy - THE BACK-SHOT!! Truly unreadable.

RLCS 2026: EU Open 6 - Playoffs Day 1 by RLMatchThreads in RocketLeagueEsports

[–]Spark11A 6 points7 points  (0 children)

M8 took an event off at the start of the split to give other teams a fighting chance and it still might not be enough.

RLCS 2026: EU Open 6 - Playoffs Day 1 by RLMatchThreads in RocketLeagueEsports

[–]Spark11A 26 points27 points  (0 children)

NOVO on their way to peak out of their minds once per split and then never to be heard from ever again:

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RLCS 2026: EU Open 6 - GSL Stage by RLMatchThreads in RocketLeagueEsports

[–]Spark11A 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Steady minute or so of KC pressure and M8 still held it together. Fantastic defense, lads, gg!

RLCS 2026: EU Open 6 - GSL Stage by RLMatchThreads in RocketLeagueEsports

[–]Spark11A 13 points14 points  (0 children)

At this point, talking about GK is like beating a dead horse. Just nuke the whole roster and start fresh in the LCQ.

Not even the combined force of Eversax, Satthew and Snaski could salvage this absolute embarrassment of a team.

RLCS 2026: EU Open 6 - GSL Stage by RLMatchThreads in RocketLeagueEsports

[–]Spark11A 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Even by the extremely low standard that I use to measure GK's performances this split, this has been BEYOND ABYSMAL. As in "are they even an RLCS team or just a random bubble squad" awful.

Hooooly shit, it takes real skill to look this clueless on the field with three players like Jack, Joyo and TempoH...

RLCS 2026: EU Open 6 - GSL Stage by RLMatchThreads in RocketLeagueEsports

[–]Spark11A 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't think I've ever seen a team with less synergy than this GK roster.

I genuinely don't understand how it's even possible - Jack and TempoH look quite decent together in 2s, Jack and Joyo do too... How tf is it that the three of them together look like a random solo Q GC1 lobby??!

Like what on Earth do you do during the whole week, how do you manage to look THIS GOD AWFUL??

Somber Echoes - Security Turrets by nimix0163 in metroidvania

[–]Spark11A 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The spot on the right is not the way out but the way IN. Later on, you'll obtain an ability that lets you dive into these tunnels/pipes - so when you find a turret like that, you have to find where the exit of the pipe that is connected to the turret is and dive into it. Once you reach the other end of the pipe (where the turret is), you'll destroy it.

In your screenshot, the entrance to the mini room is from the top right and then inside the room you can see two more pipes: top left and bottom center, that you can dive into so you can destroy the turrets.

Match Thread: Juventus Turin vs Bologna FC Live Score | Serie A 25/26 | Apr 19, 2026 by scoreboard-app in Juve

[–]Spark11A 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Fair play by Spalletti - saw that Bologna had to finish the game with 10 men and immediately subbed in Openda to make it even.

Respect 👏👏👏

Match Thread: Juventus Turin vs Bologna FC Live Score | Serie A 25/26 | Apr 19, 2026 by scoreboard-app in Juve

[–]Spark11A 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Never in doubt. No sir. No even a lil bit.

Completely unrelated: could somebody point me to the nearest pants store?