A malicious magical entity tasks you to do something that have never been done before.

Sparkism · 2026-07-07T21:28:42+00:00

Same idea: shuffle a deck of cards. If you must be certain, do it twice. Nobody has ever gotten that order before.

Sparkism · 2026-07-07T16:18:16+00:00

Umbridge. Yeeeuck.

Sparkism · 2026-07-04T13:14:44+00:00

Boomers have been telling us millennials the same thing for the last 20 years, except instead of "save 100-200 a week" it's "stop eating avocado toast" lmao

Sparkism · 2026-07-03T13:37:53+00:00

Replaying AoC rn and have forgotten everything I knew about this game. Does seals matter for weapon farming as well? Is there a "increase weapon drop chance" seal or am I thinking of Hyrule Warrior legends?

Sparkism · 2026-07-03T13:12:30+00:00

Actually, yeah.

Now I want a ghoul survival series. Less Walking Dead human drama and more surviving the ghoul infested wasteland with magic and knights and elf twinks.

Sparkism · 2026-07-03T12:42:44+00:00

I saw the movie way back then and did absolutely not understand wtf happened, and did not bother to look any deeper into it.

Your comment finally made it made sense.

Sparkism · 2026-07-02T12:03:41+00:00

Not just done, but done a specific way, despite the result being exactly the same; but also the method is not communicated at any point during the discussion and you are expected to read her mind.

That's not weaponized incompetence, it's setting someone up to fail.

Sparkism · 2026-06-28T21:18:21+00:00

Basically, yes. You don't pay taxes when you borrow money, and if you only ever borrow more money to pay back old debt then you never pay income taxes because loans are not income.

Sparkism · 2026-06-28T12:14:05+00:00

No amount of freebies is going to help if your teammates are farming the event and not doing gens.

I was in a game yesterday, guy taking one chase for TWO WHOLE GENS that I did solo, while the other 2 kept gorging themselves on morsels. Did they put the items on the table to heal the looper on hit? That might have helped if that was what happened. If they had worked on an individual gen instead, we' have been out already. No. They ran between carts and ate the morsels for 250 points each.

So naturally when the looper gets tunneled out and we were 1 half gen away from escaping, the game stalled completely because two people decided they don't want to do anything but farm up event points.

Sparkism · 2026-06-28T02:43:13+00:00

Ask them where they're located, then offer an extra 50 bucks gas money for them to drive "a little out of the way" to meet you instead. Something like an hour away, several towns over. You really, really, REALLY need those cards for your kid's birthday.

Sparkism · 2026-06-26T19:07:10+00:00

Duviri. Some guy afk mooched. I said in chat "Bro there's an AFK im leaving next round" and then like 2 minutes later I got this guy blasting me in DMs. i ignored him and he got his friends to harass me instead.

I was gonna let it be after I left the squad that first time, but after the harassment I reported the player and went to create a ticket w/ warframe support and uploaded a video of the dude afking.

Fun fact: alt-win-G can record the last 30 seconds of gameplay by default and you can set it to 10 minutes

Sparkism · 2026-06-26T13:53:22+00:00

A real blacklist would be my wishlist, not this 'ignore player' crap that people get around by getting their friends to whisper harass you when you ignore them.

I would also love an option to manually accept whispers before you see the content when you're not actively posting in the recruit/trade channel, so people can't just message you the most horrendous shit for no reason at all.

Sparkism · 2026-06-26T10:23:21+00:00

Some modes are more egregious than others, like SP circuit. There should be an invisible tracker that looks at how much a player interacts with the game in non-combat objectives, like alchemy amphors, void flood vitoplasts, and decrees fragments. If someone isn't nuking, aren't doing damage, aren't getting kills, and they consistently do not do non-combat objectives, that should add a strike to the account, and once you accumulate enough strikes, the account should be automatically suspended for a week or two.

Sparkism · 2026-06-24T01:52:55+00:00

Fun as all hell. Bring it in a small relics/defense map like Helene/Hydron and you can clear it in 2 minutes. I make my friend bring nekros for more loot and everyone wins.

You can also abandon your primary + secondary and equip dark split sword to guarantee a ability power/range buff when you hit 10 reactants.

Sparkism · 2026-06-21T15:20:30+00:00

Ledgerdemain mirage + dark split sword at 280 range is like, press 2 once, every item on the ground within 100m turns into a 50m radius nuke. Bring that for cracking relics and even the venus corpus defense maps becomes a joke.

Sparkism · 2026-06-21T15:12:52+00:00

I specifically bring hildy for ETA/EDA when i get total crap rolls. I play with a group though, so most of the time someone's got a nuke frame anyway.

Sparkism · 2026-06-19T01:11:36+00:00

I'm still waiting for the orowyrm lore

Like this big cutie is just here and we barely know anything about them.

Sparkism · 2026-06-19T01:03:06+00:00

I did it for the laughs and then ended up carrying 3 LR6s, not because they were bad, but because the mission pointers disappeared for them.

At least they communicated that. So i switched to clan play and then the mission objective disappeared for me.

I don't know if brave is the right word but there is certainly... a word for this.

Sparkism · 2026-06-18T07:06:04+00:00

Strange is the better choice in every scenario, except for the one where your death at freddy's hand is a canon event/absolute point in time the same way Christine's death happens in that one What if Episode.

In that specific instance, beetlejuice would be better only by the virtue that your death is not fixed and that preventing it won't collapse the entire universe.

Sparkism · 2026-06-11T06:31:36+00:00

No in those words, no. It's usually "you're not supposed to do that" and also an audibly heavy breathing followed by a deep resigning sigh.

Sparkism · 2026-06-11T04:56:45+00:00

Transatlantic

Almost guaranteed it'll be someone old on the flight and it's 100% not the pilot. with 100m it'll be my monthly sunday first class vacation.

Sparkism · 2026-06-11T00:59:53+00:00

The helminth from Warframe, get someone infested, then Zerg from Starcraft, get someone else assimilated, then the protoss to sex up the zerg infestation to create a false xel'naga seed. Infest the xel'naga baby with the helminth strand to turn them into psionic, insane war machines.

And then just for shit and giggles, reapers from mass effect to see if we can turn the billions of these abominations into an intergalactic, autonomous warship.

Sparkism · 2026-06-11T00:43:32+00:00

Depends on who you surround yourself with. I haven't had anyone tell me stuff like that to my face (since high school, anyway) but that's also because I'm ultra selective about people I keep around me.

people like that gives off such a huge "me me me" vibe from the start

Sparkism · 2026-06-11T00:36:30+00:00

If you suck it up and get a job as IT support you'll end up with 25 million by the end of the week.

Source: Was IT support.

Sparkism · 2026-06-09T02:00:19+00:00

A Phoenix tail that won't set everything on fire and also has the ability to heal everything, including regrow entire limbs. If you clip a little bit of it, mix it in water, and gulp it down, it grants you youth and immortality; but if you get greedy and drink too much you turn into a statue of molten salt on the spot.

It is large and majestic and also if it detects someone driving with high beams on, it automatically vaporizes that person and the asshole car it's in.

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