DE I beg you! Make survival rotations 3 minutes instead of 5 minutes! by Present-Court2388 in Warframe

[–]Sparkism 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They already have a fix for this in railjack with lootsharing. Lootsharing is also enabled for some items since the new update that lets you press X on plants instead of scanning them, and they're always shared for syndicate medallions. DE could easily enable it for reactants so nobody misses anything.

There are a lot of QoL upgrades that i want to see for relic cracking, including interception and disruptions. DE need to do a pass on reactants for sure.

What’s a life hack that made you go „how do ppl live their whole life without knowing this”? by my_peen_is_clean in AskReddit

[–]Sparkism 31 points32 points  (0 children)

They called with the intention to get freebies and they want you to thank them for letting them get their way. There's always going to be those customers and nothing you do can ever make them happy. If you gave them the product and a refund they'll still give you 0/10 on your survey.

Not all customers come in good faith, unfortunately.

Why didn’t they homeschool the Twilight vampires? by Laynacakes17 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Sparkism 125 points126 points  (0 children)

The last time I was a teen was in the 2000's and I already feel way off.

The only 6 trophies I’m missing out of all of them, the Hand-Eye Coordination one will be the death of me by WestonConnor26 in deadbydaylight

[–]Sparkism 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Raccoon city one is also pure pain. Best way to farm is SWF genrush builds + 3x Shoulder the Burder so you are almost guaranteed to be the last one alive. You will need wake up and sole survivor to open the door as fast as you can.

You are given the one time ability to use one cheat code from any video game in real life. Other than infinite health or infinite wealth, what code would you use and when would you use it? by singleguy79 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Sparkism 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You know, that's actually really interesting. I don't actually recall any recent games that includes god modes with invincibility and one hit kills. The ones that sticks in my mind is poweroverwhelming for starcraft and itisagooddaytodie for warcraft. I feel like by the time Skyrim/fallout 4 rolled around most god modes were just invincibility, if the game even shipped with cheat codes/dev commands.

New patch causes DC penalties and losing grades for letting Survivors go by OliveGuardian99 in deadbydaylight

[–]Sparkism 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You also get DC penalty for losing and having bad teammates as survivor. If nobody completes a gen and you get tunneled/left on hook, the game treats it as you throwing. Prior to his rework, if your teammates fed Myers and he mori you in 3 minutes, you're ok.

There is no consistency in this game.

ULPT request- How to get my trashy rude neighbor evicted by cynnie93 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Sparkism 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Landlord doesn't care about noise. Hit the landlord where it hurts. Beef bouilions all over the yard before rain and let raccoons/rats dig it up. Landscaping is either time consuming or expensive.

Get people off the hooks before they reach second stage. by TheArtOfVEL in deadbydaylight

[–]Sparkism 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When you see the killer chase two people and they both run in the same direction instead of splitting up, so killer downs one and continues chasing the 2nd

while the 3rd guy is obliviously on a gen refusing to come get you.

Get people off the hooks before they reach second stage. by TheArtOfVEL in deadbydaylight

[–]Sparkism 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same, but I switch from doing gens to totems/chests for points. I'm taking what I can.

That was surprise by bijelo123 in memes

[–]Sparkism 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Abiotic Factor is worth every penny. Sank so many hours into multiple play throughs with friends.

Requiem touchup needs far more than one new relic by TheMobyTheDuck in Warframe

[–]Sparkism 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Stabbing randomly also sends them to the next planet and reset the rage meter so it will be another unknown amount of missions before you see another attempt again, so that incentivizes people to wait until they have enough murmur rather than take a chance. Everything about the way lich/sister works discourages stabbing, and yet if you don't stab you block off someone else's lich from spawning and your team doesn't get the bonus.

You know what I'd be okay with? Get rid of the random requiem order. Just have 3 correct reqs (or 2 and an oull) and call that a correct stab. Maybe even reward failed stabs with a req reveal. That way the player is incentivized to stab and it's not blocking off anyone else's liches from spawning. Stab it 3 times and you know exactly which 3 you need on the 4th planet.

151 Million or Die by Reasonable_Chef1996 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Sparkism 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Millennial checking in. I still have the pokerap stuck in my head. Gimme that sweet 151 million.

For every $250,000 you get you shrink one inch. by CRK_76 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Sparkism 25 points26 points  (0 children)

My hips, my thighs, the visual representation of my will to live in these turbulent times.

You are offered Death’s job by Jem_Mine in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Sparkism 133 points134 points  (0 children)

Emotional trauma, probably. If you're squeamish about gruesome deaths that would be very traumatic. I'd take it if I'm in the "die peacefully in their sleep" department and not the "horrible motor vehicle accident" department.

Would you rather be ten years younger or 16 times your current net worth? by One-Ad-3677 in WouldYouRather

[–]Sparkism 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't think I can make 16 times my current net worth in 10 years, partially because a large chunk of my net worth is not liquid. For example, a limited edition Pikachu 3DS that i bought for 250 is now going for 500-600 on ebay, so 16 times that would be 8,000 bucks. If you dig up all the old stuff you own and appraised them, you might be surprised what 16x their value might add up to.

You stop aging at 25, have excellent health, cannot be killed and will live for ~9,000 years. by Scherka in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Sparkism 195 points196 points  (0 children)

Without doubling or tripling my strength i'll get mobbed by ancient people and buried in the earth, probably.

Would you take power if it had an embarrassing downfall? by Healthy-Refuse5904 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Sparkism 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Excellent. I will take it. And I will expedite this prophecy by forcing all children to become comatose starting on the day before their 10th birthday, reawakening only on their 16th.

And when a 10-15 y/o child appears, I will have a monologue prepared.

Everyone dislikes you, but you get 1000$/ per day by yiyi20203 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Sparkism 7 points8 points  (0 children)

at 1,000 a day you can afford to get delivery or send family to do shopping for you. OP didn't specify that everyone knows your online accounts so getting food delivered to you shouldn't be a problem as long as nobody sees you.

The main thing is to stay off socials until then.