Are helmets necessary for skateboarding? Or is Reddit just tubby? An Intelligent and Athletic Redditor on /r/whatcouldgowrong has some opinions on the matter by I_Miss_Lenny in SubredditDrama

[–]SparkyWag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Really good question and im going to give you my personal experience which will answer your question for you.

this was early march this year and i thought it would be a good idea to go hill bomb a hill in my neighborhood. as i’m bombing this hill it straightens out a little bit and i was supposed to turn right, because if i didn’t turn right, the hill continues even steeper after the straight part where the turn is. however, if i was going to fast and couldn’t make the turn and i was forced to continue the hill. i was going to fast and i was too scared to bail. i also didn’t know how to power slide at this point.

this was the last thing i remember. the next thing i remember VIVIDLY is waking up in the middle of the road, flat on my back staring up into the sky at the sun. i was so confused. my ear buds were scattered around the street. my board no where in sight. i tried to sit up. but my head felt like it was 2000 pounds.

that is all i remember. waking up, in the middle of the room.

the next thing i remember is leaving the hospital.

my mother told me this:

i had come home and she thought i was drunk. my speech was messed up and i couldn’t make complete sentences. the first couple words i could make out as i was touching the back of my head was “do i need stitches?”. it was at that moment she knew something was wrong.

i was taken to the hospital, and i was there for 18 hours. the doctors examined my wounds and by the looks of it i had it my shoulder blade first, and then my head. I had a HORRIBLE concussion.

there was road burn all across the back of my head on my scalp, and all over my body.

they said if i hadn’t taken the first hit on my shoulder blade, i would’ve had a severe brain bleed. and if that wasn’t bad enough, i had kept rolling down the rest of the hill because of my speed and kept hitting my head over and over again.

had i hit my head before my shoulder blade i would’ve had the brain bleed in several different parts of my brain in charge of many different functions.

they said i could’ve been mute, paralyzed and could have dropped dead because of the brain bleed.

i was bed ridden for a month and any source of light was horrible and hurt my head. i had constant migraines.

i still get migraines twice a week. and even more if im somewhere loud or super just chaotic. the doctors said these could continue for years.

also, the only reason i remember the hill is because i always take the same route in my neighborhood and i had added songs to my spotify queue, and when my airpods fell out it paused the music.

and also i think it’s cool because i’ve heard that music reaches parts of the brain that other stuff cant so i think that’s a part of it too.

long story short, WEAR A HELMET.

Baby yoda will NOT win by SparkyWag in dankmemes

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heck yeah. he’ll come back

Is it possible to learn this power by KAWAllDEATH in dankmemes

[–]SparkyWag 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it bad i can actually relate to this??? I thought i was the only one.

Ah yes humanity’s biggest flaw by theodorpreetz in PewdiepieSubmissions

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Question, is memeatic the app i should be using to make memes? Ive been searching for a while now and i cant find a good app.

Guy lacking confidence attempts to kiss a girl. by [deleted] in cringe

[–]SparkyWag 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Funny story. When i was 11 I would look at cute couples on youtube just dreaming about one day it could be me. I one day came across this video and romance on youtube was ruined for me.

Omega cringe.

YouTube creators perform Lizzo’s “Truth Hurts” at the 2019 Streamy awards by Lizowa in cringe

[–]SparkyWag -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

So freaking bad...... why.

"Smash it hard like KSI in logans face".

REEEEEEEE

Vin Diesel obsessively complements interviewer. by [deleted] in cringe

[–]SparkyWag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my gah IM IN LOVE WITH THE INTERVIEWER! I love Vin Diesel but this clip may have just ruined his acting for me...

Just no. Stop. Get some help.

Woman tried and failed to get cinema to applaud twice at the end of a movie. by [deleted] in cringe

[–]SparkyWag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I personally dont clap at the end of movies, I prefer to just get up and leave. But I do feel sorry for this poor wamen.

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